# What's your supervillainy rampage? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 30, 2011, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-supervillainy-rampage/598166 "2011-09-30T15:46:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2011, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-supervillainy-rampage/598166/61 "2011-10-05T18:13:19Z")
> [@CanvasShoes](#): > > Supersonic ultra bass killer. Any time some inconsiderate ass insists upon forcing his “music” down others’ throats (particularly at 2am in a residential area), my super weapon will take out his stereo for a minimum of 2 hours. I can get behind this. I want a targetable supersonic device, but unlike you, mine will be set to…muuuuurder (heh heh heh)! Anyone near me who dares to play crap too loud or just crap I don’t like will have his windows and eardrums shattered as I can point this to any car near me. Also works for people who tailgate me because FUCK YOU that’s why! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2011, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-supervillainy-rampage/598166/62 "2011-10-05T18:14:24Z")
Have any of you fellas ever seen someone wearing paisley and cammo at the same time? I’m just askin’… ---
**Author:** ![Dread\_Pirate\_Jimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dread_pirate_jimbo/32/3897_2.png) [@Dread\_Pirate\_Jimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dread_Pirate_Jimbo)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2011, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-supervillainy-rampage/598166/63 "2011-10-05T18:17:45Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > Have any of you fellas ever seen someone wearing paisley and cammo at the same time? > I’m just askin’… That can’t possibly happen. Not even in a Wal-Mart. It violates all the rules of science! ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Tyger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Silver\_Tyger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Tyger)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2011, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-supervillainy-rampage/598166/64 "2011-10-05T18:23:03Z")
> [@Dread\_Pirate\_Jimbo](#): > > That can’t possibly happen. Not even in a Wal-Mart. It violates all the rules of science! Well, there’s [this](http://www.gearnoize.com/2011/05/22/stussy-paisley-camo-jacket/) and [these](http://stylesalvage.blogspot.com/2010/08/leitmotiv-ss11.html) (I am not advocating this. Camo should be reserved for hunting and combat.) ---
**Author:** ![Dread\_Pirate\_Jimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dread_pirate_jimbo/32/3897_2.png) [@Dread\_Pirate\_Jimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dread_Pirate_Jimbo)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2011, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-supervillainy-rampage/598166/65 "2011-10-05T18:34:38Z")
> [@Silver Tyger Girl](#): > > Well, there’s [this](http://www.gearnoize.com/2011/05/22/stussy-paisley-camo-jacket/) and [these](http://stylesalvage.blogspot.com/2010/08/leitmotiv-ss11.html) > > (I am not advocating this. Camo should be reserved for hunting and combat.) Since that can’t possibly happen, I’m rejecting that first pic as somehow being Photoshopped together. The chick in the second link will be summarily executed post haste to prevent that infection from spreading. Thanks for the heads-up! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Tyger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Silver\_Tyger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Tyger)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2011, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-supervillainy-rampage/598166/66 "2011-10-05T19:30:49Z")
> [@Dread\_Pirate\_Jimbo](#): > > Since that can’t possibly happen, I’m rejecting that first pic as somehow being Photoshopped together. The chick in the second link will be summarily executed post haste to prevent that infection from spreading. Thanks for the heads-up! 🙂 Uh… that’s a guy. Also, I approve of this. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2011, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-supervillainy-rampage/598166/67 "2011-10-05T19:46:23Z")
> [@Silver Tyger Girl](#): > > (I am not advocating this. Camo should be reserved for hunting and combat.) Well…there are certain people who should be required to wear camo when crossing the street. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2011, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-supervillainy-rampage/598166/68 "2011-10-05T19:55:55Z")
> [@Dread\_Pirate\_Jimbo](#): > > All my hobbies involve hitting things with sticks: playing the drums, golfing, and baseball. And torture. 😃 And that’s why he has his own room in the basement. With no carpeting. > [@Dread\_Pirate\_Jimbo](#): > > Since that can’t possibly happen, I’m rejecting that first pic as somehow being Photoshopped together. The chick in the second link will be summarily executed post haste to prevent that infection from spreading. Thanks for the heads-up! 🙂 That chick’s really pretty - she almost has a masculine jaw, though. ---
**Author:** ![Dread\_Pirate\_Jimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dread_pirate_jimbo/32/3897_2.png) [@Dread\_Pirate\_Jimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dread_Pirate_Jimbo)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2011, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-supervillainy-rampage/598166/69 "2011-10-05T21:43:10Z")
> [@Silver Tyger Girl](#): > > Uh… that’s a guy. Also, I approve of this. I don’t think that young lady would appreciate you saying she’s a guy. That’s just mean. > [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > That chick’s really pretty - she almost has a masculine jaw, though. Almost. I’m still not going to accuse the poor thing of being a dude, though. No matter – once my my minions are done disposing of the body (and most particularly, that clothing), it will be a moot point. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Tyger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Silver\_Tyger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Tyger)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2011, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-supervillainy-rampage/598166/70 "2011-10-05T21:50:58Z")
> [@Dread\_Pirate\_Jimbo](#): > > I don’t think that young lady would appreciate you saying she’s a guy. That’s just mean. I don’t think that man would appreciate you saying he’s a girl. Just look! The buttons on the shirts are on the wrong side to be a girl. (also women don’t have hands like that.) ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2011, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-supervillainy-rampage/598166/71 "2011-10-05T23:41:20Z")
Can we just kill him/her/it for wearing that…stuff? ---
**Author:** ![Dread\_Pirate\_Jimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dread_pirate_jimbo/32/3897_2.png) [@Dread\_Pirate\_Jimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dread_Pirate_Jimbo)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2011, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-supervillainy-rampage/598166/72 "2011-10-06T15:21:20Z")
> [@Silver Tyger Girl](#): > > I don’t think that man would appreciate you saying he’s a girl. Just look! The buttons on the shirts are on the wrong side to be a girl. (also women don’t have hands like that.) That’s it. I’ll not have you accusing a pretty young woman (wearing a spectacularly bad outfit) of being a man just because you find her hands to be too masculine. More minions to be dispatched in your direction shortly… > [@carnivorousplant](#): > > Can we just kill him/her/it for wearing that…stuff? That is part of the master plan, yes. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2011, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-supervillainy-rampage/598166/73 "2011-10-06T15:29:10Z")
> [@Dread\_Pirate\_Jimbo](#): > > That is part of the master plan, yes. 🙂 I’m glad we are on the same page, here. ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Tyger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Silver\_Tyger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Tyger)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2011, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-supervillainy-rampage/598166/74 "2011-10-06T16:10:55Z")
> [@Dread\_Pirate\_Jimbo](#): > > That’s it. I’ll not have you accusing a pretty young woman (wearing a spectacularly bad outfit) of being a man just because you find her hands to be too masculine. More minions to be dispatched in your direction shortly… I think you mean pretty young man. The buttons man! The buttons! And thanks, my shipment of chimera food hadn’t come in yet. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2011, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-supervillainy-rampage/598166/75 "2011-10-06T17:02:32Z")
> [@Silver Tyger Girl](#): > > I think you mean pretty young man. We can do a chromosome count on the dead body. Right now, get him into his cammos and tell him that the double yellow lines indicate the androgynous lane. ---
**Author:** ![Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2011, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-supervillainy-rampage/598166/77 "2011-12-23T11:38:16Z")
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