# What's your wish?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wish/396495>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 19, 2007, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wish/396495 "2007-03-19T00:14:34Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 17\
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**Author:** ![TPWombat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbce88/32.png) [@TPWombat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TPWombat)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2007, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wish/396495/61 "2007-03-20T11:26:20Z")

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[QUOTE=chowder]  
Living in Portsm outh I suppose that’s only natural.Just kidding  
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😛

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**Author:** ![rhythmonly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ee59a6/32.png) [@rhythmonly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rhythmonly)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2007, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wish/396495/62 "2007-03-20T16:24:00Z")

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[Henry Limpet] I wish I was a fish [/Henry Limpet].

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**Author:** ![Eliphalet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eliphalet/32/9563_2.png) [@Eliphalet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eliphalet)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2007, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wish/396495/63 "2007-03-20T17:09:24Z")

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I wish I could make it better.

I wish I had more time to make it better.

Eli

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**Author:** ![Faruiza](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@Faruiza](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Faruiza)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2007, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wish/396495/64 "2007-03-20T17:29:52Z")

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I wish I could play the piano like a combination of Bruce Hornsby, Billy Joel, Elton John, and Mike Jones.  
Flawlessly, and with unbridled passion.

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**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wish/396495/65 "2007-03-22T19:52:49Z")

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I wish diligence really was rewarded by getting what (or sometimes who) I want.

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**Author:** ![Skara\_Brae](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f0a364/32.png) [@Skara\_Brae](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skara_Brae)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wish/396495/66 "2007-03-22T20:43:29Z")

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“I wish I had been born a bird instead…I wish we had all been born birds instead”

Sorry, couldn’t resist 🙂

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wish/396495/67 "2007-03-22T21:10:38Z")

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> I wish I were a bestselling author with a smoking hot wife. Not so much to ask, is it?

I wish I was a bestselling author, and that my hot wife didn’t smoke. Cigarette smoke gives me a headache.

Actually, I’ve got all that, aside from the “bestselling” part, so I guess that’s the wish.

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**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wish/396495/68 "2007-03-22T21:20:48Z")

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Lately? I wish I had more self-control. Oy vey.

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**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wish/396495/69 "2007-03-22T21:43:47Z")

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I wish I won $100 million (after taxes) from the lotto. I don’t necessarily want to be rich to buy all kinds of do-dads I just want to be stress free. By that I mean not have to worry about bills or a job. I could work in a comic book shop if I wanted to, which I do. If I did win I would buy a comic shop and just hang out all day.

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wish/396495/70 "2007-03-22T21:52:57Z")

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I wish I could find true love, or, failing that, hot sex.

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**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wish/396495/71 "2007-03-22T21:55:46Z")

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I wish I had a new computer.

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**Author:** ![nikonikosuru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5f8ce5/32.png) [@nikonikosuru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nikonikosuru)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2007, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wish/396495/72 "2007-03-23T06:55:14Z")

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I wish I could my be rich and support certain family members, pay off my college debt, buy a house, etc…

(A liberal arts degree is just a fancy way of saying “Would you like fries with that?” :p)

I also wish my brother was smart enough to have stayed in college, instead of being too lazy, cancelling his scholarship, and deciding to go active in the National Guard. His unit gets shipped to Kuwait in October for training, then it’s off to Iraq. ☹

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**Author:** ![Zoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a4c791/32.png) [@Zoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoe)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2007, 9:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wish/396495/73 "2007-03-23T09:20:54Z")

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> **IvoryTowerDenizen** : I wish that my birthday coming up didn’t scare me so much.

Genie in the Bottle: Done! Wish granted! Your birthday won’t come up!

(See what you made me do!)

I don’t know which birthday is coming up, but I do know that my 25th and my 40th were a lot harder for me than my 50th and my 60th. So far, so good! My fifties were fabulous! For some reason, being thirty-seven was a real hurdle.

Celebrate them all, Sweetie!

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**Author:** ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2007, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wish/396495/74 "2007-03-23T13:41:20Z")

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I wish that I could go back to January 2006, knowing what I know now, and relive my life without making the mistakes that I’ve made since then.

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2007, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wish/396495/75 "2007-03-23T14:17:57Z")

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[QUOTE=LurkMeister]  
I wish that I could go back to January 2006, knowing what I know now, and relive my life without making the mistakes that I’ve made since then.  
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I wish I could go back to about the age of 14 and do the same.

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**Author:** ![StuffLikeThatThere](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc8723/32.png) [@StuffLikeThatThere](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StuffLikeThatThere)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2007, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wish/396495/76 "2007-03-23T14:48:43Z")

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I wish I could be a mom.

Failing that, I wish I could stop wishing for it.

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**Author:** ![Mbossa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/73ab20/32.png) [@Mbossa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mbossa)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2007, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wish/396495/77 "2007-03-29T02:02:09Z")

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I wish I had a pony. I would call her Princess and feed her every day.

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