# What's your wrasslin' name?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wrasslin-name/52516>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [January 31, 2001, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wrasslin-name/52516 "2001-01-31T04:58:33Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
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**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2001, 8:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wrasslin-name/52516/21 "2001-02-02T08:51:58Z")

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> E-Fedding is a lot of fun, and there are some great fun feds out there.

There are also some really crappy ones, too. Luckily, I’ve managed to fill my Fed with people that I _know_ are good roleplayers.

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**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2001, 8:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wrasslin-name/52516/22 "2001-02-02T08:53:11Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Max Torque \*  
> \*\*Either “The Calligrapher” or “Ostrich Sack”. \*\*

Oh please, Max, you HAVE to take the name “Gun Nut”.

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**Author:** ![Knighted\_Vorpal\_Sword](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ac91a4/32.png) [@Knighted\_Vorpal\_Sword](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knighted_Vorpal_Sword)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2001, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wrasslin-name/52516/23 "2001-02-02T13:17:21Z")

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“Knight of the Vorpal Sword”

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2001, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wrasslin-name/52516/24 "2001-02-02T14:27:17Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Wozzo \*  
> \*\*I love you, Tequila.
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> Dolores, you an me R gonna hafta do this girlie fightin thing, cause I am Minks. No faux mink here - I’ll wear two of the real, live thing. \*\*

Just bring it on, you animal torturer! (Wrestling while wearing live minks has got to endanger the poor things. Unless they’re trained to attack? Bwahhahha! Attack minks…)

\<Minx suplexes “Minks”, hooks a leg, One! Two! Uh-oh. “Minks” gets a shoulder up. She slams Minx into the ropes, bouncing, bouncing… (No not her boobs, you pervs!) She clotheslines Minx!! Oh no, the minks are attacking Minx! “Minks” eggs them on, “Tear Minx up, minks!” They get confused and start fighting each other. Meanwhile, Minx gets up and power-slams “Minks”. Hooks the leg, One! Two! Three! Minx wins the Women’s Championship Belt!! Woo-hoo! Minx struts around the ring, belt held high! Stay tuned next week…\>

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**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2001, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wrasslin-name/52516/25 "2001-02-02T16:25:49Z")

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> \*Originally posted by SPOOFE Bo Diddly \*  
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> > \*Originally posted by Max Torque \*  
> > \*\*Either “The Calligrapher” or “Ostrich Sack”. \*\*
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> Oh please, Max, you HAVE to take the name “Gun Nut”. \*\*

If the company hadn’t sold out, you and I could tag-team as “Smith and Wesson”…

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**Author:** ![Jet\_Jaguar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jet_jaguar/32/3562_2.png) [@Jet\_Jaguar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jet_Jaguar)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2001, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wrasslin-name/52516/26 "2001-02-02T17:55:18Z")

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Some friends and I were talking about this a few months ago. I’d be Professor Pain. My catch phrase would be “It’s time for a lesson… in PAIN!”

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**Author:** ![King\_Rat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7bcc69/32.png) [@King\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/King_Rat)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2001, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wrasslin-name/52516/27 "2001-02-02T17:55:27Z")

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**Tequila Mockingbird** you are a wag! The Moyle it is. A person looking like a Rabbi enters the arena. Boos and hisses emante from the anti-semitic crowd. The Moyle enters the ring and gets attacked from behind! The crowd cheers as the Moyle takes a lickin’. But all of a sudden, the Moyle repeatedly head butts his opponent. This is the Moyle’s patented move, _The Wailing Wall_. With his opponent flat on the canvas, the Moyle pulls out of his pocket the instruments he uses for circumcision. A hush falls over the crowd…

The poster FKA as soccerhooligan

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**Author:** ![Heath\_Doolin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Heath\_Doolin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heath_Doolin)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2001, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wrasslin-name/52516/28 "2001-02-02T21:04:13Z")

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Unused professional wrestling names:

1. The Crotch

2. Hard Don

3. The Giant Sore

4. “Master” Joe Bater

5. “The Raftman” Elian Gonzalez

6. Accountant Dracula

7. “The Corned Beef Man” Lee Glory

8. The Itcher

9. “The Cracker” John Smith

10. Affirmative Action

11. The Spanish Warrior Juevos Rancheros

12. The Head Detective with girlfriend Dusty Nees

13. Sean “The Mick” McGee with tag team partner The Male Bomb

14. Gangsta Rappa’ Cold Soda with posse D-Nuts, X2C and AB=CD

15. Ginko Biloba

16. Sigma Alpha Hairsalon with manager Fratty Matty

17. “Open Wound” Harry Hepasyphilis

18. “The Transgender” Dick Muff

19. Chocolate Apolcalypse

20. The Executioner with manager Gov. G.W. B.

21. L.A. Cop

22. “Time Out” Ronnie Bobson with manager A. D. H. Drake

23. Whore

24. The Fuchsia Ninja

25. Judge Ito

26. Special Ed accompanied by Paddy Room

God I love these…

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**Author:** ![High\_Plains\_Drifter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9bcb4/32.png) [@High\_Plains\_Drifter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/High_Plains_Drifter)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2001, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wrasslin-name/52516/29 "2001-02-03T05:38:22Z")

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I’d have to go with,  
White Trash Wes…  
I’d drive up to the arena in my 1977 Z-28 Camaro, black and primer paint, black tinted windows, Guns ‘n’ Roses blasting. The door open emitting a cloud of smoke worthy of Spicoli. Out i step wearing my mirrored wrap arounds, white sleevless wife-beater undershirt, over which I would have a red and black macinaw jacket, with a jean vest (arms ripped off of a levi’s jacket)., black track pants, and classic hiking boots.  
Catch phrase: It’s time I learned ya, bitch!  
moves: stomps ala The Stomper (bet nobody gets that refrence), brawling, Tajiri-like short drop kick to opponent when he’s dummied and on his knees.  
Signature moves: jumping DDT, Iroc Drop (Brainbuster)  
Finisher: The Rocker (a submission move i used to torture my friends with).

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**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2001, 9:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wrasslin-name/52516/30 "2001-02-03T09:03:14Z")

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I’ll be the legendary **Promiscuous Penis**.

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