# What's your Wu-Name?

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [November 16, 2011, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109 "2011-11-16T12:16:38Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![singular1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba9def/32.png) [@singular1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/singular1)
#### Post date: [November 16, 2011, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/1 "2011-11-16T12:16:38Z")

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In this week’s Entertainment Weekly, Donald Glover (aka Troy from Community) mentioned he got his rap name “Childish Gambino” from the WuName generator, so of course I had to [check it out.](http://www.recordstore.com/wuname/wuname.pl).  
My Dope Wu-Name is Bigoted, which made me all :eek::dubious::(,  
but my real name is Gratuitous F-REEK, which is 🆒:D.

So, what’s yours, yo?

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### Author: ![An\_Gadai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@An\_Gadai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Gadai)
#### Post date: [November 16, 2011, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/2 "2011-11-16T12:30:59Z")

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100 Watt Warlock

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### Author: ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)
#### Post date: [November 16, 2011, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/3 "2011-11-16T12:33:06Z")

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Flailing Fanatical Killer.

I’m getting business cards made!

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### Author: ![Springtime\_for\_Spacers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Springtime\_for\_Spacers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Springtime_for_Spacers)
#### Post date: [November 16, 2011, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/4 "2011-11-16T12:38:21Z")

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Big Gay Mule. Don’t think I’ll be using that one.

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### Author: ![Clumsy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Clumsy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clumsy)
#### Post date: [November 16, 2011, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/5 "2011-11-16T12:41:01Z")

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Hello, Big Gay Mule.

I am Dizzy Cow.

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### Author: ![6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/e19adc/32.png) [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast)
#### Post date: [November 16, 2011, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/6 "2011-11-16T12:46:34Z")

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Grand Moff Puppeteer.

Which is what my parents wanted to call me in the first place.

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### Author: ![Gagundathar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a183cd/32.png) [@Gagundathar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gagundathar)
#### Post date: [November 16, 2011, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/7 "2011-11-16T12:52:55Z")

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Hello everyone, my name is Ol` Filthy, Sweaty Bastard.  
Just call me Ol’.

Seriously, I may very well have been called this is jest by my dear bride.

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### Author: ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)
#### Post date: [November 16, 2011, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/8 "2011-11-16T13:06:21Z")

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Vangelic Surgeon, bitches.

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### Author: ![Panurge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/fbc32d/32.png) [@Panurge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Panurge)
#### Post date: [November 16, 2011, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/9 "2011-11-16T13:07:40Z")

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Undiscovered Bum

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### Author: ![6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/e19adc/32.png) [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast)
#### Post date: [November 16, 2011, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/10 "2011-11-16T13:13:30Z")

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> [@Gagundathar](#):
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> Hello everyone, my name is Ol` Filthy, Sweaty Bastard.  
> Just call me Ol’.
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> Seriously, I may very well have been called this is jest by my dear bride.

I’d say that’s because you made her gag unda thar…

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### Author: ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)
#### Post date: [November 16, 2011, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/11 "2011-11-16T13:14:02Z")

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I’m Lesbian Pimp.

I’m not sure if that means I should be a lesbian (which would be difficult, what with my cock and all) or that I only pimp lesbians, or what.

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### Author: ![Heart\_of\_Dorkness](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/4bbf92/32.png) [@Heart\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heart_of_Dorkness)
#### Post date: [November 16, 2011, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/12 "2011-11-16T13:17:52Z")

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“Half-Cut Skeleton”

I… hmm.

“Heart of Dorkness” gets me “Homicidal Terrahawk”. I think I’ll go with that.

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### Author: ![shantih](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f6c823/32.png) [@shantih](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shantih)
#### Post date: [November 16, 2011, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/13 "2011-11-16T13:30:47Z")

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Real me: Optimistic Lyricist  
Dope me: Budget Nudist

Yo. Bitches.

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### Author: ![Time\_Stranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5fc32e/32.png) [@Time\_Stranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Time_Stranger)
#### Post date: [November 16, 2011, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/14 "2011-11-16T13:36:02Z")

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Asthmatic Enemy of God.

Hmm. Not bad.

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### Author: ![singular1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba9def/32.png) [@singular1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/singular1)
#### Post date: [November 16, 2011, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/15 "2011-11-16T13:41:15Z")

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> [@Ferret\_Herder](#):
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> Vangelic Surgeon, bitches.

Yo, yo, yo, my brotha! That’s my shorty’s name, too!  
Somehow I feel I screwed that up - I think I might be the shorty…

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### Author: ![Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Il_Palazzo)
#### Post date: [November 16, 2011, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/16 "2011-11-16T13:44:44Z")

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Using my real name, I’m Promiscuous Protestah, kind of odd but okay, I guess.

Using my Doper name, however, I am Monolithic Fishmonger-X. Which is the most awesome name ever. You guys can stop trying, I’ve already got the best name. 😃

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### Author: ![Sarabellum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sarabellum/32/3492_2.png) [@Sarabellum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sarabellum)
#### Post date: [November 16, 2011, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/17 "2011-11-16T13:48:43Z")

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“Cybernetic Tiger”

Gotta love it.

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### Author: ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)
#### Post date: [November 16, 2011, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/18 "2011-11-16T13:49:38Z")

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I am dubious masterbatah-x  
Well, I am dubious…

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### Author: ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu)
#### Post date: [November 16, 2011, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/19 "2011-11-16T13:52:54Z")

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Tha 23rd Buchan

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### Author: ![Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Il_Palazzo)
#### Post date: [November 16, 2011, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/20 "2011-11-16T14:00:21Z")

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Delayed double-post. Sorry about that.

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