# What's your Wu-Name? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 16, 2011, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109 "2011-11-16T12:16:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/21 "2011-11-16T14:13:23Z")
my username = Tha Ever So Weary Assistant 😕 my real name = Auxillary Priest 😃 Whichever one I use, I’m second banana ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Anaglyph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Anaglyph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaglyph)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/22 "2011-11-16T14:22:54Z")
Flailing Fanatical Killer beware! ---
**Author:** ![velvetjones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5f9b8f/32.png) [@velvetjones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/velvetjones)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/23 "2011-11-16T14:27:15Z")
Embryonic Crusadah or Victorian Cow. I’m told to “use it wisely” Indeed! ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/24 "2011-11-16T14:42:16Z")
Inigo Montoya translates into: **Dubious Masturbatah-X** which is not-what-you’d-expect. My real name is: **Sabre-Toothed Portillo** ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/25 "2011-11-16T14:43:02Z")
I’m Chocolatey Shatner and my husband is Illegitimate Moslem Fundamentalist. ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/26 "2011-11-16T14:44:54Z")
> [@singular1](#): > > my real name is Gratuitous F-REEK, which is 🆒:D. Huh, that is also the name of my son’s best friend. ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/27 "2011-11-16T14:46:16Z")
Real name: Homicidal Terrahawk Nashiitashii: Tha Winged Cow ---
**Author:** ![ReticulatingSplines](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e274bd/32.png) [@ReticulatingSplines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ReticulatingSplines)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/28 "2011-11-16T14:53:46Z")
Real name: Spunky Misunderstood Genius Dope: Partially-Formed Transformah ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/29 "2011-11-16T15:02:41Z")
I am an illegitimate Muslim fundamentalist. I suppose I should start working on peace in the Middle East, being a Jewish Muslim and all. EDIT: My Dope name is Crafty Bernardo. ---
**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/30 "2011-11-16T15:09:04Z")
Slumbering Pierrot. I’m lovesick, yet sleepy. ---
**Author:** ![Philster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/13edae/32.png) [@Philster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Philster)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/31 "2011-11-16T15:09:16Z")
\*\*Homicidal Terrahawk \*\* I wish that were my screen name. ---
**Author:** ![Roland\_Orzabal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c2a13f/32.png) [@Roland\_Orzabal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roland_Orzabal)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/32 "2011-11-16T15:09:40Z")
Like **Lord Il Palazzo** , my Dopername is a much cooler result. Real name = Pre-Raphaelite Shaolin Screen name = The Eurythmic King of Nowhere In fact, I like that latter so much I may just have to purchase a custom title. ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/33 "2011-11-16T15:14:03Z")
Curly-Haired Slacker. Which is pretty much opposite of what I am. ---
**Author:** ![Rachellelogram](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rachellelogram/32/8689_2.png) [@Rachellelogram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachellelogram)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/34 "2011-11-16T15:15:40Z")
Temporary Spastic Should be permanent! ---
**Author:** ![bahimes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e36b37/32.png) [@bahimes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bahimes)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/35 "2011-11-16T15:17:28Z")
> [@velvetjones](#): > > Embryonic Crusadah or Victorian Cow. > > I’m told to “use it wisely” Indeed! We have something in common: International Cow or Jive Talkin Choirboy. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/36 "2011-11-16T15:19:15Z")
> [@shantih](#): > > Real me: Optimistic Lyricist > Dope me: Budget Nudist My real name is Budget Nudist. I find that offensive. I spare no expense. Dope me: Tha Visible Choirboy I guess I don’t get to be a badass. ---
**Author:** ![Trom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/958977/32.png) [@Trom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trom)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/37 "2011-11-16T15:19:53Z")
Bilious Bad Janitah ---
**Author:** ![Electric\_Warrior](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@Electric\_Warrior](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Electric_Warrior)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/38 "2011-11-16T15:22:49Z")
My Dope username gives me Radiophonic Oddity. As a big fan of the Radiophonic Workshop (and a rather odd individual), I say excellent! ---
**Author:** ![Ashes\_Ashes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/db5fbb/32.png) [@Ashes\_Ashes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ashes_Ashes)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/39 "2011-11-16T15:23:24Z")
Behold! Choclatey Shatner is in the hiz ouz. Or Well-liked Assman. Either way, the Wu is confused–I’m a female type person (see: boobies ‘n’ everything) and chocolate nor asses are my particular thing. What a good laugh first thing in the morning! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/40 "2011-11-16T15:31:37Z")
The Lonely Donkey Kong. I’m designing my tombstone already. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109.md?page=3)