# What's your Wu-Name? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 16, 2011, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109 "2011-11-16T12:16:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/41 "2011-11-16T15:37:45Z")
Carnivorous Plant yields “Visible Choirboy”. Can we get our money back? ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/42 "2011-11-16T15:40:17Z")
Real me: Lazy-Assed Destroyer, sadly accurate. Dope me: Top-Heavy Hookjaw, which is I GUESS is good. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/43 "2011-11-16T15:43:02Z")
Fiendish Observational Comedian Sweaty Butcher :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/44 "2011-11-16T15:49:46Z")
> [@Chefguy](#): > > Fiendish Observational Comedian > Sweaty Butcher > :rolleyes: I got **F.O.C.** with my SDMB Username And \*\*Victorian Cow \*\*with my IRL name So both of my Wu’s have appeared as other folks’ Wu-names… I’m so wu-shamed and wu-barrassed. ---
**Author:** ![Moonlitherial](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4bbf92/32.png) [@Moonlitherial](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moonlitherial)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/45 "2011-11-16T16:35:51Z")
SDMB name - Action-Packed Mentallist RL name - Loose-Lipped Controller ---
**Author:** ![cjepson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@cjepson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cjepson)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/46 "2011-11-16T16:45:11Z")
I got “Ungrateful Ninja”. And “Ungrateful Ninja” becomes “Inebriated Assistant”. And so on… ---
**Author:** ![cjepson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@cjepson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cjepson)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/47 "2011-11-16T16:50:01Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > Dope me: Tha Visible Choirboy > > I guess I don’t get to be a badass. You know who else becomes Tha Visible Choirboy? ADOLF HITLER! ---
**Author:** ![TheChileanBlob](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thechileanblob/32/435_2.png) [@TheChileanBlob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheChileanBlob)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/48 "2011-11-16T16:58:47Z")
My husband and I had to swap names to get it to work out but… Hubby is Sullen Choirboy His dad, Dad, is Jive-talkin Choirboy And I, in a stunning bit of user-name parallelism, am Tha Winged Cow! I’m seriously thinking about signing up as a member so I can have this under my name! ---
**Author:** ![dangermom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e274bd/32.png) [@dangermom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dangermom)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/49 "2011-11-16T17:06:48Z")
I am Curly-Haired Slacker! Excellent. “Danger Mom” results in Eight-Legged DJ. Also Excellent. My 11yo daughter is Sheepish Lord of Chaos, or, if you add her middle name, Monolithic Fishmonger-X. My little 8yo daughter is Embryonic Crusadah! ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/50 "2011-11-16T17:21:31Z")
My real name got me “Flippant She-Creature”. I don’t _think_ so. My SDMB name, split into two, got me “Promiscuous Protestah”. Much better. ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/51 "2011-11-16T17:38:57Z")
I got Gratuitous F-REEK. But I used my middle name since it said second name. If I assume it means lastname, I get My Cousin the Wife-Beatah. And my doper name (split into two words) gets Touchy-Feely Unpublished Poet. The first one is probably the most accurate. ---
**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/52 "2011-11-16T17:41:31Z")
> [@Inigo\_Montoya](#): > > Inigo Montoya translates into: **Dubious Masturbatah-X** which is not-what-you’d-expect. > My real name is: **Sabre-Toothed Portillo** I used my real name. Inigo and I may be meant for one another. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![papergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/aca169/32.png) [@papergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/papergirl)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/53 "2011-11-16T18:00:54Z")
Spunky Misunderstood Genius. How appropriate. 😃 I can agree with the spunky and misunderstood part at least, although “Doofus” would have been more fitting than “Genius” I think. ---
**Author:** ![njtt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/54 "2011-11-16T18:05:58Z")
Dope name (split): Superintendent God-Botherer ☹ Real name: Tha Prickly Comedian 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Doctor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Doctor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/55 "2011-11-16T18:09:50Z")
Real Name: Pre-Raphaelite Shaolin SDMB Name: Radiophonic Oddity Both are pretty good! ---
**Author:** ![loshan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ce73a5/32.png) [@loshan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/loshan)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/56 "2011-11-16T18:23:27Z")
> [@Chefguy](#): > > Fiendish Observational Comedian > Sweaty Butcher > :rolleyes: We should unionize for airconditioning. Real name: Sweaty butcher Dope name: Flippant She-Creature 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/57 "2011-11-16T18:24:41Z")
> [@ReticulatingSplines](#): > > Real name: Spunky Misunderstood Genius > Dope: Partially-Formed Transformah > [@papergirl](#): > > Spunky Misunderstood Genius. > How appropriate. 😃 I can agree with the spunky and misunderstood part at least, although “Doofus” would have been more fitting than “Genius” I think. Cousins? Since the generator requires two names, and will give you attitude if you only enter one, I put in my username twice and got: **Excitable Misunderstood Genius**. Real name gave: **Contagious Specialist**. I gotta go with the Genius, though. Even if the Excitable Misunderstood part makes me sound like someone talking too loud at the bus stop. ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/58 "2011-11-16T20:06:20Z")
Doper name: 100-Watt Warlock Real name: Temporary Spastic I wonder what algorithm it used, since I’ve seen several duplicates already. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/59 "2011-11-16T20:20:58Z")
Wow, I thought this was dumb until I got: Erratic Assassin That makes me sound cool, if a bit unpredictable. ---
**Author:** ![SnakesCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@SnakesCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnakesCatLady)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/60 "2011-11-16T20:28:05Z")
SnakesCatLady is NewFastAutomatic F-REEK Real name is Top-Heavy Hookjaw. Color me confused. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109.md?page=4)