# What's your Wu-Name? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 16, 2011, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109 "2011-11-16T12:16:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Palo\_Verde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/65b543/32.png) [@Palo\_Verde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Palo_Verde)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/61 "2011-11-16T20:32:36Z")
Radiophonic Oddity I like it because it kinda makes sense, but not really. ---
**Author:** ![Suburban\_Plankton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suburban_plankton/32/219_2.png) [@Suburban\_Plankton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suburban_Plankton)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/62 "2011-11-16T21:21:58Z")
The site asks for “First Name” and “Second Name”. When they say “second name”, are they referring to “last name” or “middle name” (which is my \*second \*name)? It’s quite important, because I don’t know if I’m ‘Illegitimate Muslim Fundamentalist’ or ‘Pre-Raphaelite Shaolin’. Actually, I think I’ll go with what I get when I plug my Dope Name in: **Grand Moff Puppeteer** ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/63 "2011-11-16T21:22:23Z")
Half-Cut Skeleton ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/64 "2011-11-16T21:30:49Z")
Ready for this? **Well-Liked Assman** ETA: Dang, just saw somebody already got it. ---
**Author:** ![slightly\_askew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d07c76/32.png) [@slightly\_askew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slightly_askew)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/65 "2011-11-16T21:50:34Z")
Real me: Excitable Misunderstood Genius – same as **Yllaria** (I think it is on to something… about me that is, I can’t speak for Yllaria) SDMB me: Eight-Legged DJ – The same as **dangermom** ---
**Author:** ![drachillix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/48db29/32.png) [@drachillix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drachillix)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/66 "2011-11-16T21:58:37Z")
Real name: Radiophonic oddity Dope name: The Eurythmic King of Nowhere I think its doper name change time. 😃 EKoN is kinda cool. ---
**Author:** ![Labdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/439d5e/32.png) [@Labdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labdad)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/67 "2011-11-16T22:14:47Z")
> [@Chefguy](#): > > Fiendish Observational Comedian > Sweaty Butcher > :rolleyes: Wait a second - **I’M** Sweaty Butcher! ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Mondegreen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/91b2a8/32.png) [@Lord\_Mondegreen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Mondegreen)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/68 "2011-11-16T22:50:54Z")
> [@Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](#): > > Using my Doper name, however, I am Monolithic Fishmonger-X. Which is the most awesome name ever. You guys can stop trying, I’ve already got the best name. 😃 Must be something to do with “Lord” because Lord Mondegreen results in Monolithic Fishmonger-X as well. My real name results in World-Class Programmah. Well I was a software developer for the first decade of my working life, but I’m not sure about the “world-class” bit. ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/69 "2011-11-16T23:04:42Z")
Ivory as first name, towerdenizen as second: Bastard, BASTARD HarbourMastah Love it! ---
**Author:** ![Covered\_In\_Bees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/70 "2011-11-16T23:11:05Z")
My first and last name got me “ **Erratic Assassin** ”. Using the nickname of my first name plus last name got me “ **Flailing Fanatical Killer** ”. Interesting theme we have going on, must be my last name. ---
**Author:** ![Rhiannon8404](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rhiannon8404/32/17929_2.png) [@Rhiannon8404](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhiannon8404)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/71 "2011-11-16T23:27:23Z")
Cheeky Delinquent I might just have to use that. ---
**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/72 "2011-11-16T23:39:18Z")
Sheepish Lord of Chaos ---
**Author:** ![Lucky\_13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucky_13/32/13209_2.png) [@Lucky\_13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucky_13)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/73 "2011-11-16T23:40:52Z")
Real name: Pre-Raphaelite Shaolin (there’s already others here) Doper name: Pragmatic My daughter is Sweaty Butcher, and my niece is Dependable Skeleton. ---
**Author:** ![Vimp](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/vimp/32/4186_2.png) [@Vimp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vimp)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/74 "2011-11-16T23:49:07Z")
Action Packed Mentalist!!! I love it! ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/75 "2011-11-16T23:53:04Z")
dope: Well Liked Assman real: Contagious Specialist ---
**Author:** ![GoodOmens](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@GoodOmens](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GoodOmens)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/76 "2011-11-16T23:53:34Z")
Action-Packed Mentallist! That’s awesome. That might actually replace my pro-wrestler name, El Fuego Del Muerte. THE FIRE OF DEATH! ---
**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/77 "2011-11-16T23:54:56Z")
Mine (actual) = Bellowing Rap Machine Mrs Labtrash = Loose-Lipped Controller Labtrash Jr = Lazy-Assed Destroyer My Username / Lastname = Touchy-Feely Unpublished Poet (think I’ll keep my actual one) ---
**Author:** ![missred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missred/32/14096_2.png) [@missred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missred)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2011, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/78 "2011-11-17T00:27:44Z")
Real me: Inebriated Assistant Dope me (seperated): Greasy Choirboy My doper name got the gender wrong. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![psychobunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/54ee81/32.png) [@psychobunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psychobunny)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2011, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/79 "2011-11-17T00:28:54Z")
Real name-Radiophonic Oddity Dope name-Flippant She-Creature I think I’ll go with the second one. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2011, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/80 "2011-11-17T00:30:13Z")
…but…but…I don’t Wanna be a “Contagious Specialist”. It sounds like the only Dr in the Northeastern United States who couldn’t get laid… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109.md?page=5)