# What's your Wu-Name? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 16, 2011, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109 "2011-11-16T12:16:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![flatlined](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/eb9ed0/32.png) [@flatlined](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flatlined)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2011, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/81 "2011-11-17T01:37:15Z")
> [@Roland\_Orzabal](#): > > Like **Lord Il Palazzo** , my Dopername is a much cooler result. > > Real name = Pre-Raphaelite Shaolin > > Screen name = The Eurythmic King of Nowhere > > In fact, I like that latter so much I may just have to purchase a custom title. My screen name is Pre-Raphaelite Shaolin. You can keep that one. My real name is Curly haired slacker. Nods head happily. Not only is it kinda true, I’ve got curly hair. Suck it up everyone 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![flatlined](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/eb9ed0/32.png) [@flatlined](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flatlined)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2011, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/82 "2011-11-17T01:38:26Z")
> [@missred](#): > > Real me: Inebriated Assistant > > Dope me (seperated): Greasy Choirboy > > My doper name got the gender wrong. ☹ Can I have your real name one? ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2011, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/83 "2011-11-17T01:51:38Z")
> [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](#): > > I’m Lesbian Pimp. So’m I. So, where do we go to round up our passel o’ dykes? My Dope name is Superintendent God-Botherer. Heh. I like it. ---
**Author:** ![Noel\_Prosequi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b19c9b/32.png) [@Noel\_Prosequi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noel_Prosequi)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2011, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/84 "2011-11-17T06:31:50Z")
user name is Tha Eurythmic King of Nowhere. Bit hippy for mine, but if a computer program said it, it must be true. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2011, 10:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/85 "2011-11-17T10:55:24Z")
**100-Watt Warlock** of **Cheeky Delinquent** , both of which have already been mentioned in the thread. My own attempts to come up with a rap/hip-hop name have been somewhat less successful. ---
**Author:** ![Zyanthia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Zyanthia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyanthia)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2011, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/86 "2011-11-17T14:01:25Z")
My real name, I’m The Dizzy Cow. What rule are ya’ll using when splitting a single name into two names for wunaming it? If I split Zyanthia (I’ve always pronounced it Zy an thea with a long i sound for the y): ```auto Zy-anthia: Pre-Raphaelite Shaolin Zyan-thia: Undiscovered Bum Zyanth-ia: Monolithic Fishmonger-X ``` ---
**Author:** ![Nancarrow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c37758/32.png) [@Nancarrow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nancarrow)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2011, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/87 "2011-11-17T14:01:27Z")
> [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](#): > > I’m Lesbian Pimp. So is my dad apparently. ETA: I am not Rys. ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2011, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/88 "2011-11-17T14:59:59Z")
> [@slightly\_askew](#): > > Real me: Excitable Misunderstood Genius – same as **Yllaria** (I think it is on to something… about me that is, I can’t speak for Yllaria) > SDMB me: Eight-Legged DJ – The same as **dangermom** My full name that I don’t use gets me the Eight-Legged one. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2011, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/89 "2011-11-17T15:37:56Z")
Apparently I, like **Inigo** , am Sabre-Toothed Portillo. I have no idea why. ---
**Author:** ![missred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missred/32/14096_2.png) [@missred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missred)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2011, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/90 "2011-11-17T18:01:15Z")
> [@flatlined](#): > > Can I have your real name one? I think I’ll keep that one. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Me](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d2c977/32.png) [@Mr.Me](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Me)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2011, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/91 "2011-11-17T18:34:02Z")
**Inscrutable Drama Queen.** Why me?! WHY?! Of all of the worst things that could happen, this is the WORST! POSSIBLE! THING!! 😭 ---
**Author:** ![suranyi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e36b37/32.png) [@suranyi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/suranyi)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2011, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/92 "2011-11-17T19:02:48Z")
World-Class Programmah I guess it fits. I am a software engineer. ---
**Author:** ![Aestivalis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Aestivalis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aestivalis)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2011, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/93 "2011-11-18T19:27:05Z")
Real Name: Ultra-Chronic Monstah SDMB Name: Tha Winged Cow Not sure which is better! ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2011, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/94 "2011-11-18T20:59:27Z")
Straight Dope name: International Cow :dubious: Real name: Action-Packed Mentallist 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![OttoDaFe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ottodafe/32/356_2.png) [@OttoDaFe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OttoDaFe)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2011, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/95 "2011-11-18T22:53:11Z")
**Cybernetic Tiger**. Which is only half right: in reality it would be **Cybernetic Doormat**. Or perhaps **Cybernetic Casper Milquetoast**. ---
**Author:** ![slm2955](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c6cbf5/32.png) [@slm2955](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slm2955)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2011, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/96 "2011-11-19T02:03:09Z")
> [@Panurge](#): > > Undiscovered Bum Lol… mine is Contagious Specialist. ---
**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2011, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/97 "2011-11-19T02:09:13Z")
Monolithic Fishmonger-X ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2011, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/98 "2011-11-19T02:19:11Z")
Womanly Panther. Sounds like a big pussy. definitely not me. ---
**Author:** ![Taomist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/53a042/32.png) [@Taomist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taomist)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2011, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/99 "2011-11-19T05:18:12Z")
Eight-Legged DJ :dubious: Or My Cousin the Wife-Beatah :dubious::dubious::dubious: DJ Black Widow, it is, then. 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Nametag](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nametag/32/406_2.png) [@Nametag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nametag)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2011, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/100 "2011-11-19T06:26:42Z")
Real Name: Ultra-Chronic Monstah Doper Name (split): Fiendish Observational Comedian Doper Name (repeated): Budget Nudist (?!) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109.md?page=6)