# What's your Wu-Name? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 16, 2011, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109 "2011-11-16T12:16:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![LegsAkimbo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f1d935/32.png) [@LegsAkimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LegsAkimbo)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2011, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/121 "2011-11-30T16:56:04Z")
Real name: Excitable Misunderstood Genius I’m good with that. ---
**Author:** ![skdo23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@skdo23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/skdo23)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/122 "2014-09-11T15:59:18Z")
Real Name: My Cousin the Wife-Beatah First: Skd, Last: o23: Bilious Bad Janitah ---
**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/123 "2014-09-11T16:44:01Z")
Looks like the software needs to be updated to recognize zombies, but rolling with it anyway. RN: Loose-Lipped Controller :dubious: SDN: Ol` Mucky Terrahawk ---
**Author:** ![Maeganspop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e56c9b/32.png) [@Maeganspop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maeganspop)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/124 "2014-09-11T17:00:45Z")
> [@Ferret\_Herder](#): > > Vangelic Surgeon, bitches. Then we must have the same name. ---
**Author:** ![madrabbitwoman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c37758/32.png) [@madrabbitwoman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madrabbitwoman)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2014, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/125 "2014-09-12T07:34:15Z")
:dubious:Tha Winged Cow ---
**Author:** ![madrabbitwoman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c37758/32.png) [@madrabbitwoman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madrabbitwoman)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2014, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/126 "2014-09-12T07:36:04Z")
mad rabbitwoman gets me: Officer Stinkah which is even more :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2014, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/127 "2014-09-12T14:39:45Z")
Gorky`s Zygotic Glove Puppet That sounds like an Avenue Q character. My real name comes up Chocolatey Shatner. ---
**Author:** ![skdo23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@skdo23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/skdo23)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2014, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/128 "2014-09-12T15:23:53Z")
> [@skdo23](#): > > Real Name: My Cousin the Wife-Beatah > > First: Skd, Last: o23: Bilious Bad Janitah Thought I’d try again using my full first name (i.e. Barack, not Barry): Ungrateful Ninja ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2014, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/129 "2014-09-12T15:52:00Z")
> [@Sunspace](#): > > My SDMB name, split into two, got me “Promiscuous Protestah”. Much better. That’s what I got with my real first and last, which is nothing like Sun Space. Real first and middle got me Top-Heavy Hookjaw. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2014, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/130 "2014-09-12T15:58:20Z")
**Ol`Mucky Terrahawk** AKA **23rd Buchan**. Wu-Tang 4-EVA! ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2014, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/131 "2014-09-12T18:23:48Z")
> [@Sarabellum1976](#): > > “Cybernetic Tiger” > > Gotta love it. I got that for Hypno-Toad My RL name was Masta Cow. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2014, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/132 "2014-09-12T20:25:48Z")
> [@Student\_Driver](#): > > Real name: Illegitimate Muslim Fundamentalist Both my real life name and my Dope name are taken. Regards, My Cousin the Wife-Beatah ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2014, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/133 "2014-09-12T20:28:30Z")
I don’t know what a Wu-Name is I ain’t cool and I know it I don’t know what their game is I got “Touchy-Feely Unpublished Poet” ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2014, 11:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/134 "2014-09-13T11:13:42Z")
> [@skdo23](#): > > Real Name: My Cousin the Wife-Beatah > > First: Skd, Last: o23: Bilious Bad Janitah > [@Shodan](#): > > Both my real life name and my Dope name are taken. > > Regards, > My Cousin the Wife-Beatah …the pimp-hand be strong…? ---
**Author:** ![skdo23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@skdo23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/skdo23)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2014, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/135 "2014-09-13T12:45:21Z")
> [@skdo23](#): > > Real Name: My Cousin the Wife-Beatah > > First: Skd, Last: o23: Bilious Bad Janitah > [@skdo23](#): > > Thought I’d try again using my full first name (i.e. Barack, not Barry): Ungrateful Ninja > [@Shodan](#): > > Both my real life name and my Dope name are taken. > > Regards, > My Cousin the Wife-Beatah Never thought I’d say this, but I think I’d rather be an Ungrateful Ninja, so My Cousin the Wife-Beatah is all yours. Enjoy! ---
**Author:** ![Fluffy\_PickleSniffer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/77aa72/32.png) [@Fluffy\_PickleSniffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fluffy_PickleSniffer)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2014, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/136 "2014-09-13T14:51:06Z")
Not sure I should play… but I get Eight-Legged DJ for my Dope name and um… Alarmingly Named Wolfman for my real name. 😕 I think I like Eight-Legged DJ better 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Atomic\_Mama](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b5ac83/32.png) [@Atomic\_Mama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atomic_Mama)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2014, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/137 "2014-09-14T01:13:45Z")
> [@Alessan](#): > > Slumbering Pierrot. > I’m lovesick, yet sleepy. Noooooooooooooo, I’M Slumbering Pierrot!!! How can this be?!?!?!?!?! :smack: Or in an alternate universe … I’m the Flippant She-Creature 😃 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2014, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/138 "2014-09-14T01:25:21Z")
I like what I got using blonde as my first and bear as my last name: * * * Sabre-Toothed Portillo\*\*\* ---
**Author:** ![brujaja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@brujaja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brujaja)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2014, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/139 "2014-09-15T04:04:39Z")
My real name gave me a name that s.u.c.k.e.d. My doper name is a single name, and the site bitched me out for that. So I used my other online name (djinni sequoia, i.e., _je ne sais quoi_) and I got “Excitable Misunderstood Genius.” Excitable girl, they all said. ---
**Author:** ![MrsTime](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@MrsTime](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrsTime)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2014, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/140 "2014-09-15T15:18:44Z")
Real Name…Inscrutable Drama Queen I can’t even begin to say why I actually laughed over that one. User Name…Contagious Specialist What ever that means. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109.md?page=8)