# What's your Wu-Name?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 16, 2011, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109 "2011-11-16T12:16:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2014, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/141 "2014-09-15T17:08:50Z")

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> [@MrsTime](#):
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> Real Name…Inscrutable Drama Queen  
> I can’t even begin to say why I actually laughed over that one.
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> User Name…Contagious Specialist  
> What ever that means.

Finally, another Contagious Specialist! We can open a clinic & cure something.

Like… Top-Heavy Hookjaw… 😃

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**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2014, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/142 "2014-09-16T05:04:33Z")

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> [@Fluffy\_PickleSniffer](#):
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> Not sure I should play… but I get Eight-Legged DJ for my Dope name and um… Alarmingly Named Wolfman for my real name. 😕
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> I think I like Eight-Legged DJ better 😃

Man I bet you can scratch a record like no other!

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2014, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/143 "2014-09-16T07:54:41Z")

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Real name - Bellowing Rap Machine. I don’t even listen to rap.  
User name split No Body - Vangelic Surgeon. 😕

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**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2014, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/144 "2014-09-16T14:36:40Z")

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Monolithic Fishmonger-X

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**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2014, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/145 "2014-09-18T01:39:45Z")

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My real name makes me “Auxillary Priest.”

My SDMB name as my first name, and my real last name as my second name, gives me “Cheeky Delinquent.”

“Scribble”, divided into “Scrib” and “Ble” makes me “Fiendish Observational Comedian.”

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**Author:** ![bump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7c8e57/32.png) [@bump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bump)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2014, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-name/603109/146 "2014-09-18T02:55:30Z")

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I don’t get anything good (Slumbering Pierrot?)

but my older son gets “Officer Stinkah” and my younger son gets… “Lesbian Pimp”.

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