### Author:  [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [January 8, 2001, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-tang-name/49006/21 "2001-01-08T17:19:51Z")
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by screech-owl \*
> \*\*:eek: and double-yipes!!!
>
> **Flailing Fanatical Killer**
> ‘Use it wisely, soldier.’
> \*\*
\*\* get out!\*\*
so’s mine! (at least for my _real_ name–my board name is “undiscovered bum”)
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### Author:  [@Pucette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pucette)
#### Post date: [January 8, 2001, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-tang-name/49006/22 "2001-01-08T17:24:44Z")
Real name is “Slumbering Pierrot” (WTF???), and Pucette Straightdope is “My Cousin the Wife-Beatah” \
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### Author:  [@Egad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Egad)
#### Post date: [January 8, 2001, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-tang-name/49006/23 "2001-01-08T17:55:34Z")
" Sheepish Lord of Chaos "
Seems sort of contradictory. Chaotic sheep. Crazy shepherd.
" Spastic Goat-Roper " . That’s me 😉
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### Author:  [@11811](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/11811)
#### Post date: [January 8, 2001, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-tang-name/49006/24 "2001-01-08T18:01:37Z")
Sheepish Lord of Chaos
I most certainly do rock!!!
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### Author:  [@Brunetter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brunetter)
#### Post date: [January 8, 2001, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-tang-name/49006/25 "2001-01-08T18:03:16Z")
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by beagledave \*
> \*\*
> I am “Tha Ever So Weary Assistant” …eck…maybe you can do better? \*\*
Beagledave, we must be related, because I am the Inebriated Assistant!
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### Author:  [@Le\_Sang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Sang)
#### Post date: [January 8, 2001, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-tang-name/49006/26 "2001-01-08T18:36:14Z")
Screen name: Lazy-Assed Destroyer… I can deal with that…
Real name: Illegitimate Muslim Fundamentalist… umm… is that like a synonym for tight-assed arab bastard? I think I have a problem with this one :rolleyes:
disclaimer: This post was not meant as an insult to anybody. Persons finding it to be offensive can submit formal complaints on the second Sunday of every month, if and only if there is snow on the ground in Orlando, FL. We appreciate your cooperation.
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### Author:  [@Wolverine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolverine)
#### Post date: [January 8, 2001, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-tang-name/49006/27 "2001-01-08T18:42:27Z")
(Using my real name) You are now speaking:
**Lesbian Pimp** Use it wisely, soldier.
Oh Yeah!!
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### Author:  [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)
#### Post date: [January 8, 2001, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-tang-name/49006/28 "2001-01-08T18:53:39Z")
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by Le Sang Paresseux \*
> \*\*…disclaimer: This post was not meant as an insult to anybody. Persons finding it to be offensive can submit formal complaints on the second Sunday of every month, if and only if there is snow on the ground in Orlando, FL. We appreciate your cooperation. \*\*
Hate to mention this, buddy-boy, but we’re due for another cold snap this weekend, and there’s been some pretty thick frost on the ground during the last one (not to mention ice on the windshield). Snow in Orlando, FL may not be a far-fetched pipedream (not to mention DisneyWorld, the Town of Celebration, and Winter Park Village have jumped on the “Let’s make real snow in December” bandwagon).
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### Author:  [@Wolverine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolverine)
#### Post date: [January 8, 2001, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-tang-name/49006/29 "2001-01-08T19:02:18Z")
Using, my SDMB name and Pword, I got: **Excitable Misunderstood Genius**.
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### Author:  [@Edward\_The\_Head](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edward_The_Head)
#### Post date: [January 8, 2001, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-tang-name/49006/30 "2001-01-08T19:10:33Z")
I am: Masta Cow. Which is just wonderful, just fricking wonderful.
My real name gets me: Fiendish Observational Comedian. Maybe.
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### Author:  [@Le\_Sang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Sang)
#### Post date: [January 8, 2001, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-tang-name/49006/31 "2001-01-08T19:13:13Z")
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by screech-owl \*
> \*\*
>
> > [@](#):
> >
> > \*Originally posted by Le Sang Paresseux \*
> > \*\*…disclaimer: This post was not meant as an insult to anybody. Persons finding it to be offensive can submit formal complaints on the second Sunday of every month, if and only if there is snow on the ground in Orlando, FL. We appreciate your cooperation. \*\*
>
> Hate to mention this, buddy-boy, but we’re due for another cold snap this weekend, and there’s been some pretty thick frost on the ground during the last one (not to mention ice on the windshield). Snow in Orlando, FL may not be a far-fetched pipedream (not to mention DisneyWorld, the Town of Celebration, and Winter Park Village have jumped on the “Let’s make real snow in December” bandwagon). \*\*
well shit. I may have to answer a complaint now…
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### Author:  [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)
#### Post date: [January 8, 2001, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-tang-name/49006/32 "2001-01-08T19:17:50Z")
Using screen name and real last name:
Touchy-feely Unpublished Poet
True…
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### Author:  [@peepthis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peepthis)
#### Post date: [January 8, 2001, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-tang-name/49006/33 "2001-01-08T19:24:45Z")
peepthis = **Bellowing Rap Machine**. I can live with that.
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### Author:  [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)
#### Post date: [January 8, 2001, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-tang-name/49006/34 "2001-01-08T19:32:44Z")
Yeah? Well, say hello to **Cybernetic Tiger** , chumps.
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### Author:  [@Sunshine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunshine)
#### Post date: [January 8, 2001, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-tang-name/49006/35 "2001-01-08T19:39:58Z")
Screen name seperated into two words: Officer Stinkah
Screen name + Real last name: Action-Packed Mentallist
Those are nice and all, but nothing beats what comes up with my real name: **Dubious Masturbatah-X**
Oh, yeah, the Sunshiney Goodnes of **Dubious Masturbatah-X** is in the house.
Whose house? Sun’s house…
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### Author:  [@douglips](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/douglips)
#### Post date: [January 8, 2001, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-tang-name/49006/36 "2001-01-08T19:44:49Z")
Just an FYI, this very topic has been discussed before. So, you can compare your name to those who have gone before you. [Your Wu Name](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=20129)
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### Author:  [@Tzel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tzel)
#### Post date: [January 8, 2001, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-tang-name/49006/37 "2001-01-08T20:12:36Z")
I’m Action Packed Mentalist. Pretty damn cool, I think.
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### Author:  [@andyman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andyman)
#### Post date: [January 8, 2001, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-tang-name/49006/38 "2001-01-08T20:19:42Z")
**Depedable Skeleton** here.
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### Author:  [@JavaMaven1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JavaMaven1)
#### Post date: [January 8, 2001, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-tang-name/49006/39 "2001-01-08T20:30:38Z")
**Officer Stinkah** checking in. :rolleyes:
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### Author:  [@blanx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blanx)
#### Post date: [January 8, 2001, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-tang-name/49006/40 "2001-01-08T22:08:41Z")
check this out…
SD name plus real first name- Bastard, BASTARD HarbourMastah
SD name plus straightdope- Flailing Fanatical Killer
real name- Tha Eurythmic King of Nowhere
somehow, I think that’s the bee’s knees.
blanx-
Tha Eurythmic King of Nowhere
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