# Whats your Wu Tang name?
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-tang-name/49006
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [January 8, 2001, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-tang-name/49006 "2001-01-08T15:31:24Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 3
### Author:  [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)
#### Post date: [January 8, 2001, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-tang-name/49006/41 "2001-01-08T22:22:52Z")
SD screenname plus last name: **Monolithic Fishmonger-X**
Real first name plus last name: **Fiendish Observational Comedian**
I think the second one suits me a little better.
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### Author:  [@Ell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ell)
#### Post date: [January 8, 2001, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-tang-name/49006/42 "2001-01-08T23:14:52Z")
Tha Eurythmic King of Nowhere
I kinda like the ring to that
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### Author:  [@Silly\_Rabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silly_Rabbit)
#### Post date: [January 8, 2001, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-tang-name/49006/43 "2001-01-08T23:29:13Z")
**Superintendent God-Botherer**
Does this mean I am going to Hell?
:eek:
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### Author:  [@Purd\_Werfect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Purd_Werfect)
#### Post date: [January 8, 2001, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-tang-name/49006/44 "2001-01-08T23:41:40Z")
Board Name - **Crafty Barnardo**
Real Name - **Excitable Misunderstood Genius**
Scary how accurate these applets are.
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### Author:  [@chique](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chique)
#### Post date: [January 8, 2001, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-tang-name/49006/45 "2001-01-08T23:45:27Z")
The Visible Choirboy? I can’t carry a tune in a bucket and I’m a GIRL, dammit!!
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### Author:  [@TroubleAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroubleAgain)
#### Post date: [January 8, 2001, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-tang-name/49006/46 "2001-01-08T23:45:57Z")
Illegitimate Muslim Fundamentalist–Married Name
Cybernetic Tiger–Maiden Name
Tha Lonely Donkey Kong–Straight Dope
I think I like the maiden name one…Rowwwrrrrr!
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### Author:  [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2001, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-tang-name/49006/47 "2001-01-09T00:29:41Z")
If I put in my real life name, I get:
> [@](#):
>
> your Wu-Name is
>
> ```
> Homicidal Terrahawk
>
> Use it wisely, soldier.
>
> ```
clearly this is the coolest Wu-name of them all!
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### Author:  [@fenrir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fenrir)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2001, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-tang-name/49006/48 "2001-01-09T01:39:43Z")
hehehehe
it works for me.
Lazy-Assed Destroyer
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### Author:  [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2001, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-tang-name/49006/49 "2001-01-09T01:47:43Z")
Mine suck.
Using _Ron_ I get **The Visible Choirboy**.
Using _Ronald_ I become **Masta Cow**.
_Masta Cow_?!
Using my username, I’m **Vangleic Surgeon**.
Obviously, I have a crappy real name.
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### Author:  [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2001, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-tang-name/49006/50 "2001-01-09T01:50:01Z")
That should be **Vangelic Surgeon**.
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### Author:  [@robgruver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robgruver)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2001, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-tang-name/49006/51 "2001-01-09T01:54:31Z")
Introducing the Artist formaly known as robgruver: Fiendish Observational Comedian who is married to Officer Stinkah… Oooo… Rough.
Remind me NOT to show this to my wife.
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### Author:  [@DigitalMuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DigitalMuse)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2001, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-tang-name/49006/52 "2001-01-09T02:24:36Z")
Flailing Fanatical Killer
Sweet!!
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### Author:  [@St.Attila](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/St.Attila)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2001, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-tang-name/49006/53 "2001-01-09T02:24:59Z")
I don’t think he’d appreciate it.
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### Author:  [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2001, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-tang-name/49006/54 "2001-01-09T02:35:16Z")
Real name = Chocolatey Shatner
SDMB name = Dubious Maturbatah-X
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### Author:  [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2001, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-tang-name/49006/55 "2001-01-09T02:37:45Z")
Screen name=Dizzy Cow
Real name= My Cousin the Wife Beatah
My work nickname=Radiophonic Oddity
My hubby=Victorian Lunacy
I kinda like Radiophonic Oddity Booyah
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### Author:  [@MissBHaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissBHaven)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2001, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-tang-name/49006/56 "2001-01-10T16:46:30Z")
My SDMB name translates into:
**Bastard, BASTARD Harbour Mastah**
I think I like it!
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### Author:  [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2001, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-tang-name/49006/57 "2001-01-10T17:12:19Z")
Miss B. Haven -
I got that one too! I think these are just on a loop or something.
There can be only one …
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### Author:  [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2001, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-tang-name/49006/58 "2001-01-10T17:45:09Z")
Damn. Yet another **Ol’ Filthy, Sweaty Bastard**
Or , using my full first name, **Partially-Formed Transformah**
I prefer my SD name translation: **Touchy-Feely Unpublished Poet**
That’s more like it.
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### Author:  [@Jet\_Jaguar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jet_Jaguar)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2001, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-tang-name/49006/59 "2001-01-10T20:08:11Z")
My screen name: Grand Moff Puppeteer
My real name: Homicidal Terrahawk
I like them both, especially the first one.
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### Author:  [@Tie-Dye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tie-Dye)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2001, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-wu-tang-name/49006/60 "2001-01-10T21:09:31Z")
I got Homicidal Terrahawk for my real name too!
My board name got Childish Gambino, and my full name got 100-watt warlock.
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