# What's Yuor Typo?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-yuor-typo/62211>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 16, 2001, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-yuor-typo/62211 "2001-04-16T23:24:33Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![TheLoadedDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@TheLoadedDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheLoadedDog)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2001, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-yuor-typo/62211/1 "2001-04-16T23:24:33Z")

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I’m continually frustrated with myself for making the same typos over and over. It’s a frightening insight into the way my brain works.

I am completely incapable of typing the word _pancakes_ correctly at the first attempt. It always comes out as _pankaces_. Also _Olympic_ is more often than not _Olypmic_. I’m kinda lucky in that these are not words I feel a burning need to use daily. But _wil_ for _will_ is my constant companion.

So c’mon Dopers, 'fess up. What’s yours?

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**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2001, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-yuor-typo/62211/2 "2001-04-16T23:40:27Z")

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My two worst ones are **teh** for **the** and **Chpater** for **Chapter** (I’m a copyeditor, so that one comes up a lot.) I refuse to use “autocorrect,” though – I need to find them myself and see how often I do them, so I can try to stop!

And yes, I’m a great speller but a lousy typist.

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**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2001, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-yuor-typo/62211/3 "2001-04-16T23:54:17Z")

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I loe you.

For some reason I keep dropping the “v.”

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**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2001, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-yuor-typo/62211/4 "2001-04-17T00:00:22Z")

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I don’t have any one typo that I repeatedly use. Except when I go to type “typo”, I always want to type “type” instead.

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**Author:** ![TheLoadedDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@TheLoadedDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheLoadedDog)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2001, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-yuor-typo/62211/5 "2001-04-17T00:02:21Z")

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Thanks **Euty**. I’m flattered, but I don’t think it would work out. 😃

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**Author:** ![Mercutio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Mercutio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mercutio)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2001, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-yuor-typo/62211/6 "2001-04-17T00:03:32Z")

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I loe you too, Euty.

I make typos. Tons of them. Too many to list.

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**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2001, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-yuor-typo/62211/7 "2001-04-17T00:13:18Z")

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Teh is one of mine, and anyone who talks to me in chat notices I almost always type hye instead of hey…I have even spread that one to friends of mine…

Keith

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**Author:** ![Hedda\_Rosa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hedda_rosa/32/1204_2.png) [@Hedda\_Rosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hedda_Rosa)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2001, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-yuor-typo/62211/8 "2001-04-17T00:17:17Z")

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I invariably type _jsut_. And _alwyas_. I’m never sure if it is because my brain moves faster than my fingers, or because of a synapse that wasn’t developed in my formative years. 🙂

Twiddle

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**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2001, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-yuor-typo/62211/9 "2001-04-17T00:23:24Z")

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Teh otehr dya… Smoe of my fingers move faster than otehrs and I end up with letters swithced around seven ways to sunday, especially when there’s an H involved.

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2001, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-yuor-typo/62211/10 "2001-04-17T00:25:55Z")

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yopu (you)

withe (with the)

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**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2001, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-yuor-typo/62211/11 "2001-04-17T00:40:00Z")

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Why shoudl I tell yopu? Teh nerve!

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**Author:** ![jazzmine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jazzmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jazzmine)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2001, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-yuor-typo/62211/12 "2001-04-17T00:42:01Z")

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teh for the.

Unimaginative bastard, aren’t I?

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2001, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-yuor-typo/62211/13 "2001-04-17T00:55:24Z")

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I see so many of mine here:  
teh  
yopu or ytou  
jsut

For some reason, I’ll swap “w” and “s” when I’m going too fast. I’ll aslo do “tot he” for to the…

I’ve always contended that creative people don’t have time to bother with the details…

You’re not buying it either, are you???

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**Author:** ![Lego](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b5e925/32.png) [@Lego](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lego)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2001, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-yuor-typo/62211/14 "2001-04-17T00:59:04Z")

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I often type “ot” instead of “to”.

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**Author:** ![fish\_in\_the\_sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7ba0ec/32.png) [@fish\_in\_the\_sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fish_in_the_sky)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2001, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-yuor-typo/62211/15 "2001-04-17T01:16:08Z")

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**thier** instead of **their**

'cuz, ya see, the **e** and the **r** are right next to each other on the keyboard, so _obviously_ they belong next to each other in any word I might type. ::sigh:: And the sucky thing is, is that it doesn’t _look_ like a typo, it just looks like I’m an idiot that can’t spell.

I also reverse two letter words all the time:  
ot  
ti  
si  
fo  
(ect.)

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**Author:** ![Palmyra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/57b2e6/32.png) [@Palmyra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Palmyra)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2001, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-yuor-typo/62211/16 "2001-04-17T01:44:51Z")

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I tend to insert spaces wrong:  
“th e only on eto got here” was supposed to be “the only one to go there.”

mcuh for much, because my hands refuse to cooperate.

I’m also incapable of spelling shadow without consciously stopping my self from writing “shawdo”. typing and writing.

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**Author:** ![Hanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b3f665/32.png) [@Hanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hanna)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2001, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-yuor-typo/62211/17 "2001-04-17T01:44:56Z")

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I have numerous personal typos, but my biggies are **thay** for **they** , and **thae** for **the**. I like a’s.

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**Author:** ![Queen\_Isabella](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Queen\_Isabella](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Isabella)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2001, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-yuor-typo/62211/18 "2001-04-17T01:51:34Z")

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For me, **going** always turns into **gong** …

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**Author:** ![Poysyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Poysyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poysyn)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2001, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-yuor-typo/62211/19 "2001-04-17T03:37:29Z")

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hotle instead of hotel - every single time I type it.

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**Author:** ![slackergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@slackergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slackergirl)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2001, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-yuor-typo/62211/20 "2001-04-17T05:01:24Z")

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I had a long run where “this” always came out “shit” - I have no idea why. It was when I was working in tech support. Maybe that explains a lot.

Teh  
ti  
thier

If I just start typing a random paratgraph withougt looking at the ikeyboard and onlyh hapharzardly at the screen it looks quite a bit like this o9nel. Danmit

Aha! An excuse not to preveiw!

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