# WHAY???? I'm the first one up MMP? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [February 23, 2015, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whay-im-the-first-one-up-mmp/713404 "2015-02-23T11:29:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2015, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whay-im-the-first-one-up-mmp/713404/201 "2015-02-27T20:08:23Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > The directions on how to fill in a time sheet and how to turn it in are on the dang time sheet. Plus you have access to the tutorial, and sample completed time sheets. Plus you were at both trainin’ sessions on how to fill in time sheets and how to access the **online trainin’**. You even demonstrated your knowledge and understandin’ of how to do all this. So There! 😛 You didn’t turn it in on time so tough! > > Oddly enough, I have had on IRL whinin’ or bitchin’ this mornin’. Guess they’ve finally figured out it won’t do any good. 😃 I opened a second browser window & was checking out another much more interesting [site](http://boards.straightdope.com/) during my training. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2015, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whay-im-the-first-one-up-mmp/713404/202 "2015-02-27T20:44:50Z")
> [@Spiderman](#): > > I opened a second browser window & was checking out another much more interesting [site](http://boards.straightdope.com/) during my training. NSW! ---
**Author:** ![Filbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/filbert/32/3433_2.png) [@Filbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Filbert)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2015, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whay-im-the-first-one-up-mmp/713404/203 "2015-02-27T21:08:26Z")
Swaaaampy… I… Hm. Actually, I _did_ get paid today. Huh. Not from the security guy though, I’m going to have to collect the last two week’s wages from him next Sattiday. The horsey place just paid for the irk from a few weeks back though. I haven’t told them about new job yet (as they’re not expecting me in for a month, I didn’t rush); I’m going to see if they want to keep me as a volunteer option for the tack shop, as I don’t think I’ll have enough free time to really do it as a second job, but I might be able to do the odd shift. They are really nice, and it’s a lovely place, so I’d like to stay involved if I can. Orfe oop North again tomorrow mornin’! Didn’t have irk tonight, the jerk didn’t bother telling m. I sent him a biiig long text saying I’ve been offered another job, so I quit, but I could still do today if he’d already done the scheduling, just let me know asap please, and could I pick up the paperirk sometime, including a letter confirming irk start and finish dates if possible, and got the reply… _drumroll_… “yes” I am so glad I’m almost done with him. He did follow up with a message saying I can’t get leaving paperirk till next week, so I don’t think he was just replying to someone else. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2015, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whay-im-the-first-one-up-mmp/713404/204 "2015-02-27T21:15:39Z")
> [@Filbert](#): > > Swaaaampy… I… > > Hm. Actually, I _did_ get paid today. Huh. Well I didn’t. _dammit._ Every _other_ damn Friday. ---
**Author:** ![missred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missred/32/14096_2.png) [@missred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missred)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2015, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whay-im-the-first-one-up-mmp/713404/205 "2015-02-27T21:52:47Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > Well I didn’t. > _dammit._ > Every _other_ damn Friday. Sounds like you get paid the same Fridays that I do. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2015, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whay-im-the-first-one-up-mmp/713404/206 "2015-02-27T22:17:41Z")
Howdy from da cave! Actually I’ve been here a while. I declared irk over for the week at three thirty this p. of m. I made chikin nachos for dindin. YUM! > [@Spiderman](#): > > I opened a second browser window & was checking out another much more interesting [site](http://boards.straightdope.com/) during my training. If you had paid attention instead of readin’ about drugs for heterosexuals you would’ve learned what to do so it’s still your fault. Go read the tutorials. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2015, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whay-im-the-first-one-up-mmp/713404/207 "2015-02-27T22:53:21Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > If you had paid attention instead of readin’ about drugs for heterosexuals you would’ve learned what to do so it’s still your fault. Go read the tutorials. 😛 Come sit on the curb, Spidey, and wave. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2015, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whay-im-the-first-one-up-mmp/713404/208 "2015-02-27T23:34:47Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > Howdy from da cave! Actually I’ve been here a while. I declared irk over for the week at three thirty this p. of m. I made chikin nachos for dindin. YUM! > If you had paid attention instead of readin’ about drugs for heterosexuals you would’ve learned what to do so it’s still your fault. Go read the tutorials. 😛 There are tutorials that will tell me (a heterosexual) what drugs to take? How does the drug know one’s sexual orientation? While we’re on that topic, a related question: What happens if a guy takes a Midol? ---
**Author:** ![Seanette](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/seanette/32/9139_2.png) [@Seanette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seanette)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2015, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whay-im-the-first-one-up-mmp/713404/209 "2015-02-27T23:43:55Z")
> [@Spiderman](#): > > While we’re on that topic, a related question: What happens if a guy takes a Midol? His migraine goes away. Seriously, I used to know a guy who swore Midol was pretty much a miracle for his migraines. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2015, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whay-im-the-first-one-up-mmp/713404/210 "2015-02-27T23:46:13Z")
**Spidey** the tutorial will point out the non-_faaaaaaaa_-bu- **lous!** drugs. Those are the drugs you take. 😛 Take a Midol and report back to us. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2015, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whay-im-the-first-one-up-mmp/713404/211 "2015-02-27T23:53:05Z")
> [@Spiderman](#): > > While we’re on that topic, a related question: What happens if a guy takes a Midol? It works very well the first time, but then your girl friend begins demanding money. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2015, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whay-im-the-first-one-up-mmp/713404/212 "2015-02-28T00:04:31Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > It works very well the first time, but then your girl friend begins demanding money. > :dubious: Do you know this from experience??? Can you let us know the results? Does it stop at the liver & ask directions? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![missred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missred/32/14096_2.png) [@missred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missred)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2015, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whay-im-the-first-one-up-mmp/713404/213 "2015-02-28T01:07:58Z")
> [@Seanette](#): > > His migraine goes away. > > Seriously, I used to know a guy who swore Midol was pretty much a miracle for his migraines. Some of the jocks in high school and college used to swear by it for an OTC muscle relaxer / pain reliever. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2015, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whay-im-the-first-one-up-mmp/713404/214 "2015-02-28T01:34:36Z")
> [@Spiderman](#): > > Do you know this from experience??? > Can you let us know the results? Does it stop at the liver & ask directions? 😕 Go sit on the curb, you dipsomaniac arachnid. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2015, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whay-im-the-first-one-up-mmp/713404/215 "2015-02-28T01:38:11Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > Spock has died. I has a ☹ Kinda bummed. But to be honest, next to Shatner I found him (both character and person) to be the most annoying. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2015, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whay-im-the-first-one-up-mmp/713404/216 "2015-02-28T02:14:38Z")
> [@kopek](#): > > Kinda bummed. But to be honest, next to Shatner I found him (both character and person) to be the most annoying. Oh yeah? Well you are funny looking, and your Mother dresses you funny. ---
**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2015, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whay-im-the-first-one-up-mmp/713404/217 "2015-02-28T02:18:02Z")
> [@missred](#): > > Sounds like you get paid the same Fridays that I do. _joins the “didn’t get paid this Friday either” pity party_ _brings stale dollar store snacks_ ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2015, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whay-im-the-first-one-up-mmp/713404/218 "2015-02-28T02:52:51Z")
We also have flat beer. Darn Swampy! :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2015, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whay-im-the-first-one-up-mmp/713404/219 "2015-02-28T03:04:45Z")
**BooFae** , yes, airport rental facilities are always open. Way back when I was a caterer, I was hired several years in a row to cater lunch for the people who were stuck there working on Christmas and Easter. ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2015, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whay-im-the-first-one-up-mmp/713404/220 "2015-02-28T03:38:46Z")
**missred** - medium old cheddar cheese. In a hotdog bun.Yes, I’m weird. Speaking of weird, there was a weird instrument at the concert I went to. It’s called an ondes Martenot and it’s an electronic instrument with a swoopy sound. It’s so bizarre and amazing. 🙂 I was sitting right near it too. Cool stuff. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whay-im-the-first-one-up-mmp/713404.md?page=10) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whay-im-the-first-one-up-mmp/713404.md?page=12)