# WHAY???? I'm the first one up MMP? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [February 23, 2015, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whay-im-the-first-one-up-mmp/713404 "2015-02-23T11:29:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2015, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whay-im-the-first-one-up-mmp/713404/221 "2015-02-28T04:08:22Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > Go sit on the curb, you dipsomaniac arachnid. > :rolleyes: > [@carnivorousplant](#): > > We also have flat beer. > Darn Swampy! > :rolleyes: Who’s being a dipsomaniac, you dippy maniac? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2015, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whay-im-the-first-one-up-mmp/713404/222 "2015-02-28T04:46:13Z")
Canes win, tailgate was good, if icy. I’m off this weekend, and I got paid. : shakes fist at **swampy** : > [@FairyChatMom](#): > > I’ve said it before and I’ll repeat it: SAVE FOR RETIREMENT!! IT COMES SOONER THAN YOU THINK!! I’m set for retirement, assuming I die within 48 hours of retiring. > [@anyrose](#): > > Spock has died. I has a ☹ "We are assembled here today to pay final respects to our honored dead. And yet it should be noted that in the midst of our sorrow, this death takes place in the shadow of new life, the sunrise of a new world; a world that our beloved comrade gave his life to protect and nourish. He did not feel this sacrifice a vain or empty one, and we will not debate his profound wisdom at these proceedings. Of my friend, I can only say this: of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most… human. "- James T. Kirk ☹ ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2015, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whay-im-the-first-one-up-mmp/713404/223 "2015-02-28T05:02:46Z")
> [@dogbutler](#): > > Of my friend, I can only say this: of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most… human. "- James T. Kirk > ☹ There was no need for him to be insulting at his funeral. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2015, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whay-im-the-first-one-up-mmp/713404/224 "2015-02-28T05:07:36Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > There was no need for him to be insulting at his funeral. > :dubious: : uses Vulcan Death Grip on **Flytrap** : ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2015, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whay-im-the-first-one-up-mmp/713404/225 "2015-02-28T05:12:10Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > Oh yeah? > Well you are funny looking, and your Mother dresses you funny. At one point, sure. Now I dress myself funny as my gallery pictures prove quite well. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2015, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whay-im-the-first-one-up-mmp/713404/226 "2015-02-28T13:57:50Z")
Good Mornin’ Y’all! Up, caffeinated, brekkied, so no _YAWN_. OYKW had a gnawin’ and a cravin’ for IHOP so we went there for brekkie. After brekkie we went to :eek:Wally\*World:eek: because it’s right by IHOP. Now we’re at da cave and life is good again. > [@carnivorousplant](#): > > Oh yeah? > Well you are funny looking, and your Mother dresses you funny. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries. ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2015, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whay-im-the-first-one-up-mmp/713404/227 "2015-02-28T14:03:02Z")
Up, caffeinated, off today. Gotta do laundry and change theoil in the truck today. > [@swampbear](#): > > Good Mornin’ Y’all! Up, caffeinated, brekkied, so no _YAWN_. OYKW had a gnawin’ and a cravin’ for IHOP so we went there for brekkie. After brekkie we went to :eek:Wally\*World:eek: because it’s right by IHOP. Now we’re at da cave and life is good again. > Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries. Please taunt him a second time. ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2015, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whay-im-the-first-one-up-mmp/713404/228 "2015-02-28T14:03:33Z")
“Another day breaks, and the last one’s gone.” - Sam Roberts version of a blurf. There’s another concert I could go to tonight. Don’t know if I will end up going, as it is still #%@! cold out. Pros: It's my old orchestra I used to play with, the music is decent, it's not far away (I can even walk there), and my bass clarinet is being played in the concert. Cons: It's #%@! cold out, and there aren’t many buses that go near there, and it’s a longish walk even if I can walk there. Also, I’d get home kind of late, and with both the time change and me starting a new course soon, my sleeping schedule might be thrown off further than it already is. So, yeah, undecided. ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2015, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whay-im-the-first-one-up-mmp/713404/229 "2015-02-28T14:34:56Z")
Happy Saturday! It’s a sunny 16 degrees, supposed to get up a whopping 28. The dishes are washing, the laundry is piled up waiting for the dishes to be done. I need to vacuum _again_ and the kitchen floor needs to be mopped. Thrills, they abound ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2015, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whay-im-the-first-one-up-mmp/713404/230 "2015-02-28T14:41:03Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries. I fart in you general direction. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2015, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whay-im-the-first-one-up-mmp/713404/231 "2015-02-28T14:42:06Z")
> [@dogbutler](#): > > : uses Vulcan Death Grip on **Flytrap** : There is no Vulcan Death Grip. ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2015, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whay-im-the-first-one-up-mmp/713404/232 "2015-02-28T14:54:23Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > There is no Vulcan Death Grip. : flings rabid Tribbles at **Flytrap** : ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2015, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whay-im-the-first-one-up-mmp/713404/233 "2015-02-28T15:07:41Z")
That is illogical, but not unexpected. ^:dubious:^ ---
**Author:** ![missred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missred/32/14096_2.png) [@missred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missred)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2015, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whay-im-the-first-one-up-mmp/713404/234 "2015-02-28T15:14:48Z")
Blurf! As soon as I gdt enough caffeine in me and all purtified, I hav to make a trip to :eek:WallyWorld:eek: or Tar-jay. While fixing breakfast this morning, a bowl came down out of the cabinet unexpectedly (I was reaching for a plate) , crashing into my coffee pot, which was in operation. After cleaning up the mess, I made coffee in a small Pyrex bowl. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2015, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whay-im-the-first-one-up-mmp/713404/235 "2015-02-28T15:43:19Z")
> [@missred](#): > > While fixing breakfast this morning, a bowl came down out of the cabinet unexpectedly (I was reaching for a plate) , crashing into my coffee pot, which was in operation. That is a Sign From G-d. I don’t have a clue what it means. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2015, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whay-im-the-first-one-up-mmp/713404/236 "2015-02-28T15:43:22Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries. He doesn’t frighten us, that English plant-dog! He can go and boil his bottom, son of a silly person. > [@dogbutler](#): > > Please taunt him a second time. Fetchez la vache. > [@carnivorousplant](#): > > That is illogical, but not unexpected. > ^:dubious:^ NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! Oh God, I’m going to be doing this all day now. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2015, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whay-im-the-first-one-up-mmp/713404/237 "2015-02-28T16:01:19Z")
I forgot to turn off my computer last night. And I didn’t have time to check in earlier this morning. So HI!! 😃 We went into Fredburg, VA so \*\*FCD \*\*could get some storage bins from the Harbor Freight Tools store. On the way, we stopped for a breakfast buffet. You know it’s not a particularly good buffet when it compares unfavorably to Golden Corral. But he got the stuff he needed at the store, and we had a nice drive thru our old stomping grounds. Hard to believe we left there 15 years ago… Now we’re home - duh - and he’s in his shop putting stuff in his new storage bins. Dunno what I’ll do today. Don’t care. Happy Saturday!! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2015, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whay-im-the-first-one-up-mmp/713404/238 "2015-02-28T16:15:46Z")
Golden Corral, where they line up to wait on fried chicken, and fight to the death for it. Good times. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2015, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whay-im-the-first-one-up-mmp/713404/239 "2015-02-28T16:19:35Z")
Don’t forget the part about kids sticking their fingers in the chocolate waterfall!! :eek: Actually, their breakfast bar isn’t too horrible. But they serve Pepsi instead of Coke products, and I don’t like Pepsi stuff. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2015, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whay-im-the-first-one-up-mmp/713404/240 "2015-02-28T17:00:24Z")
Hi. My name is **rosie** , and I am addicted to Clash of Clans. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whay-im-the-first-one-up-mmp/713404.md?page=11) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whay-im-the-first-one-up-mmp/713404.md?page=13)