# WHAY???? I'm the first one up MMP? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [February 23, 2015, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whay-im-the-first-one-up-mmp/713404 "2015-02-23T11:29:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2015, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whay-im-the-first-one-up-mmp/713404/241 "2015-02-28T17:01:26Z")
> [@FairyChatMom](#): > > Don’t forget the part about kids sticking their fingers in the chocolate waterfall!! :eek: Actually, their breakfast bar isn’t too horrible. But they serve Pepsi instead of Coke products, and I don’t like Pepsi stuff. [bad Greek accent]No Coke. Pepsi.[/bGa] ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2015, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whay-im-the-first-one-up-mmp/713404/242 "2015-02-28T17:02:25Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > > [@dogbutler](#): > > > > : uses Vulcan Death Grip on **Flytrap** : > > There is no Vulcan Death Grip. Howsa 'bout a nice Louisville Slugger then? Just got home (4:15 wakeup call). Copying pix/video onto 'puter, then I’m going upstairs to get undressed from approx. 47 layers (it twas 11° this morn) & quite possibly nappage, too. The good news: The hand warmers I opened 5½ hrs ago are still hot. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2015, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whay-im-the-first-one-up-mmp/713404/243 "2015-02-28T18:11:45Z")
A Louisville Slugger is flawlessly logical. ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2015, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whay-im-the-first-one-up-mmp/713404/244 "2015-02-28T20:18:30Z")
Still working on the music arrangement books. I think I’ll stay home tonight and work on the books or other projects. ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2015, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whay-im-the-first-one-up-mmp/713404/245 "2015-02-28T20:58:49Z")
Laundry is done, oil is changed, dog is walked, time to go over to the bistro and watch some hockey. 😃 > [@kopek](#): > > He doesn’t frighten us, that English plant-dog! He can go and boil his bottom, son of a silly person. > > Fetchez la vache. > > NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! > Oh God, I’m going to be doing this all day now. :smack: Now, do you have any cheese at all? > [@anyrose](#): > > Hi. My name is **rosie** , and I am addicted to Clash of Clans. Hi, rosie! ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2015, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whay-im-the-first-one-up-mmp/713404/246 "2015-02-28T21:19:01Z")
I made a chawklit cake with chawklit pee-kahn icin’ for brunch at the church house tomorrow. I also made a gallon each of sweet and unsweet tea. N.O.L. was sausage dawgs. Dindin shall be sallit with grilled chikin strips. 'Tis rainy and dreary out, so a good day to just be inside, warm, and dry. Oh, and we had nappy poos. ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2015, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whay-im-the-first-one-up-mmp/713404/247 "2015-02-28T21:35:58Z")
My dad said he’s making us chicken strips for supper too. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2015, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whay-im-the-first-one-up-mmp/713404/248 "2015-02-28T21:41:10Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > I made a chawklit cake with chawklit pee-kahn icin’ for brunch at the church house tomorrow. That is good stuff. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2015, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whay-im-the-first-one-up-mmp/713404/249 "2015-02-28T22:04:55Z")
**swampy** , you’ll be pleased to hear that I finally made the N.O.T. soup. It will be supper tonight. 😃 That’s pretty much all. I spent most of the afternoon doing puzzles. Because I could. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2015, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whay-im-the-first-one-up-mmp/713404/250 "2015-02-28T22:10:06Z")
#250 ---- damn ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2015, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whay-im-the-first-one-up-mmp/713404/251 "2015-02-28T22:11:51Z")
I could just yell “first” but somehow its like kissing a not-so-cute cousin. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2015, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whay-im-the-first-one-up-mmp/713404/252 "2015-02-28T22:18:53Z")
> [@kopek](#): > > #250 ---- damn #250 what? ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2015, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whay-im-the-first-one-up-mmp/713404/253 "2015-02-28T22:29:39Z")
I gotta say, you people who get all excited about being first on the page - have you considered trying a hobby?? Just wondering… 😛 😃 ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2015, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whay-im-the-first-one-up-mmp/713404/254 "2015-02-28T22:33:34Z")
**Midget** GMTA. **MOOOOOOM** it’s about time! I was convinced those N.O.T.s would rot before you made 'em into soup. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2015, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whay-im-the-first-one-up-mmp/713404/255 "2015-02-28T22:34:47Z")
> [@FairyChatMom](#): > > I gotta say, you people who get all excited about being first on the page - have you considered trying a hobby?? Just wondering… > > 😛 > 😃 I have a hobby. It’s being first on a page so I can say to **Swampy** “Tbbhtbhthbhthhbthbhtbttt!” 😛 ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2015, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whay-im-the-first-one-up-mmp/713404/256 "2015-02-28T22:50:30Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > **MOOOOOOM** it’s about time! I was convinced those N.O.T.s would rot before you made 'em into soup. 😛 They were starting to sprout a big… :eek: \*\*FCD \*\*is enjoying some right now. I’m not hungry - it might have something to do with the chips I had a little while ago. ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2015, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whay-im-the-first-one-up-mmp/713404/257 "2015-02-28T22:56:24Z")
Finished off the chicken strips, and had some of a Terry’s Chocolate Orange. Or as **swampy** once said, I “swiped Terry’s ernge.” Actually, my sister got it for me. They were on sale today. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2015, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whay-im-the-first-one-up-mmp/713404/258 "2015-02-28T23:10:29Z")
> [@FairyChatMom](#): > > They were starting to sprout a big… :eek: A big what? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2015, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whay-im-the-first-one-up-mmp/713404/259 "2015-02-28T23:59:45Z")
A big typo - note the proximity of t and g… The soup was good, especially with some provolone melted in. And I had the last banana muffin. There’s a sad lack of chocolate in this house… ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2015, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whay-im-the-first-one-up-mmp/713404/260 "2015-03-01T00:07:13Z")
Time to recline. And to turn off my machine. _ **MWAH!** _ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whay-im-the-first-one-up-mmp/713404.md?page=12) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whay-im-the-first-one-up-mmp/713404.md?page=14)