# Whee! I'm a member now - welcome me!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whee-im-a-member-now-welcome-me/324915>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 5, 2005, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whee-im-a-member-now-welcome-me/324915 "2005-10-05T17:08:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 17\
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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2005, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whee-im-a-member-now-welcome-me/324915/21 "2005-10-05T20:30:01Z")

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Welcome to our sandbox. You realize, of course, you’re required to send me a love offering of fine chocolates. No, really - it’s in your membership agreement, I’m almost certain. 😃

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**Author:** ![YaWanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/bbce88/32.png) [@YaWanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YaWanna)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2005, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whee-im-a-member-now-welcome-me/324915/22 "2005-10-05T20:34:17Z")

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That must’ve been in the really, really small print.

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2005, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whee-im-a-member-now-welcome-me/324915/23 "2005-10-05T20:37:28Z")

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> [@Kythereia](#):
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> ( **Hal**! Bring in the cherry stuff, not the lime!)

Hmmm…seem to be all out of cherry. Lesse what we’ve got in the larder…

_:rummage rummage rummage:_

Well, it seems we’ve got the ingredients for three different types of Margaritas: wasabi, rohypnol or bile. I’ve made up a pitcher of each (unlabled, of course), so drink up!

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2005, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whee-im-a-member-now-welcome-me/324915/24 "2005-10-05T20:40:06Z")

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> [@YaWanna](#):
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> That must’ve been in the really, really small print.

[sub]It looked kinda like this.[/sub]

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**Author:** ![Jake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f475e1/32.png) [@Jake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jake)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2005, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whee-im-a-member-now-welcome-me/324915/25 "2005-10-05T20:40:08Z")

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Actually you should send Mom AND the mods chocolate! And if you have any left over…  
(Mod is good, mod is grate, Yeahhhhh… MOD!)  
Anyway, WELCOME!

Jake

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**Author:** ![Hung\_Mung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@Hung\_Mung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hung_Mung)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2005, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whee-im-a-member-now-welcome-me/324915/26 "2005-10-05T20:50:58Z")

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> [@Hal Briston](#):
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> Hmmm…seem to be all out of cherry. Lesse what we’ve got in the larder…
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> _:rummage rummage rummage:_
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> Well, it seems we’ve got the ingredients for three different types of Margaritas: wasabi, rohypnol or bile. I’ve made up a pitcher of each (unlabled, of course), so drink up!

Dibs on wasabi.

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**Author:** ![movingfinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@movingfinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/movingfinger)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2005, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whee-im-a-member-now-welcome-me/324915/27 "2005-10-05T21:15:51Z")

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Hung Mung–be careful with those wasabi margaritas, will you? Remember what the EPA said last time: “No more sulphur without an environmental impact report.”

Try increasing the iodine content this time instead.

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**Author:** ![SnakesCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@SnakesCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnakesCatLady)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2005, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whee-im-a-member-now-welcome-me/324915/28 "2005-10-05T21:42:04Z")

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Alright, who put the wasabi on the cats feet? If you don’t like it, give it to the goats.

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**Author:** ![Otanx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Otanx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otanx)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2005, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whee-im-a-member-now-welcome-me/324915/29 "2005-10-05T21:49:15Z")

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mmm, margaritas. Too bad I can’t drink right now ☹ Can I come back in 30 days to claim one? Welcome to the boards.

-Otanx

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**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2005, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whee-im-a-member-now-welcome-me/324915/30 "2005-10-05T22:06:29Z")

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Welcome aboard! Nice to see new faces around here. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2005, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whee-im-a-member-now-welcome-me/324915/31 "2005-10-05T22:44:25Z")

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Hello **YaWanna**. Be welcome. Enjoy your stay. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Hung\_Mung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@Hung\_Mung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hung_Mung)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2005, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whee-im-a-member-now-welcome-me/324915/32 "2005-10-05T22:52:53Z")

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> [@movingfinger](#):
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> Hung Mung–be careful with those wasabi margaritas, will you? Remember what the EPA said last time: “No more sulphur without an environmental impact report.”
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> Try increasing the iodine content this time instead.

Can’t have environmental impact without the report. I’ll try to keep it to a quiet minimum, I promise.

But I wouldn’t pull any fingers if I were you.

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**Author:** ![rippingtons\_fan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rippingtons_fan/32/11767_2.png) [@rippingtons\_fan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rippingtons_fan)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2005, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whee-im-a-member-now-welcome-me/324915/33 "2005-10-05T23:00:55Z")

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Hi YaWanna!  
It’s nice to have you amongst us!!

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**Author:** ![YaWanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/bbce88/32.png) [@YaWanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YaWanna)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2005, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whee-im-a-member-now-welcome-me/324915/34 "2005-10-05T23:04:41Z")

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Wasabi margarita with a raw tuna garnish, please?

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**Author:** ![Sylkyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/da6949/32.png) [@Sylkyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylkyn)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2005, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whee-im-a-member-now-welcome-me/324915/35 "2005-10-05T23:07:21Z")

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Those that know me, know that I would pop my head in here if the word “margarita” was used. Rocks, no salt, and a side-car of whatever to-kill-ya you have onhand, please!

Welcome aboard the Dope, **YaWanna**! It’s a great place to hang out and learn and have fun. God knows I’ve done my share of all three. Oh yeah, and drink, too. 😃

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**Author:** ![Hung\_Mung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@Hung\_Mung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hung_Mung)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2005, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whee-im-a-member-now-welcome-me/324915/36 "2005-10-06T00:28:57Z")

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> [@YaWanna](#):
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> Wasabi margarita with a raw tuna garnish, please?

I like the cut of your jib. I wish to learn more and would like to subscribe to your news letter.

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**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2005, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whee-im-a-member-now-welcome-me/324915/37 "2005-10-06T01:12:20Z")

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[Strong Bad]In addition to the cut of you jib, I also like the sound of your town. PDX Sex:Female[/SB]

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