# Whee!  I'm an idiot!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whee-im-an-idiot/170404>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 22, 2003, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whee-im-an-idiot/170404 "2003-04-22T19:57:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
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**Author:** ![angelabaca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f05b48/32.png) [@angelabaca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/angelabaca)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whee-im-an-idiot/170404/1 "2003-04-22T19:57:36Z")

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I am eating sushi for lunch at my desk and I squirted soy sauce all over my monitor and paperwork. Yay!

Also, I am all of a sudden a chopstick tard and I had to resort to spearing my unagi with one chopstick.

poor me.

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**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whee-im-an-idiot/170404/2 "2003-04-22T21:36:32Z")

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Serves you right for eating _raw fish_! _shudder_😛

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**Author:** ![DeVena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dec6dc/32.png) [@DeVena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeVena)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whee-im-an-idiot/170404/3 "2003-04-22T21:39:59Z")

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MMMMmmmmm Sushi!  
Gee that sounds good! I’m going to have to do that for lunch tomorrow.

(But I think I’ll hold the soy sauce…)

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**Author:** ![angelabaca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f05b48/32.png) [@angelabaca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/angelabaca)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whee-im-an-idiot/170404/4 "2003-04-22T21:40:49Z")

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unagi isn’t raw, which is why i love it oh so much.

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whee-im-an-idiot/170404/5 "2003-04-22T22:00:37Z")

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Mmm. Sushi! Mmmmmm. Unagi!

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whee-im-an-idiot/170404/6 "2003-04-22T23:01:25Z")

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Mmmm… Sushi!

Let’s do lunch!

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**Author:** ![Einmon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Einmon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Einmon)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whee-im-an-idiot/170404/7 "2003-04-22T23:34:18Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Johnny L.A. \*  
> \*\*Mmmm… Sushi!
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> Let’s do lunch! \*\*

I looove sushi. Let’s go to one of those “Running Sushi” places. I like it when your food circles you and you have to grab it. Maybe it’s the primeval urge to hunt for your own food.

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**Author:** ![angelabaca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f05b48/32.png) [@angelabaca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/angelabaca)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whee-im-an-idiot/170404/8 "2003-04-22T23:44:23Z")

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yeah, there’s this place in Little Tokyo in LA that has that circle thing. It’s called the Frying Fish, I think.

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**Author:** ![Prisoner\_24601](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a6a055/32.png) [@Prisoner\_24601](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prisoner_24601)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whee-im-an-idiot/170404/9 "2003-04-23T00:02:41Z")

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I am always a chopstick tard, I pick them up and through the magic of CGI I have ten thumbs.

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**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whee-im-an-idiot/170404/10 "2003-04-23T00:04:16Z")

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Very fresh sushi is the food of the gods.

Was-aaaaaaaBI!

WASABI!