# Wheeeeeeeeeee! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 27, 2000, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheeeeeeeeeee/38629 "2000-10-27T17:57:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2000, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheeeeeeeeeee/38629/1 "2000-10-27T17:57:10Z")
2000 posts have come and gone! Everyone, join in and frolic. Except for Falcon. She has to stay outside in the rain. ---
**Author:** ![Kiki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dc4da7/32.png) [@Kiki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kiki)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2000, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheeeeeeeeeee/38629/2 "2000-10-27T18:09:07Z")
Poor **Falcon**. First she loses the bid for a **Twisty** bitch, now she has to sit out in the rain and miss the party. Oh the humanity! **Falcon** , if **Mully** won’t let you come inside for the party, I’ll bring the party to you. What kind of drink do you want? Now, since I’m here I may as well join **Mully** in a toast. Grab your drink and raise your glass, this is one of my favorite toasts: Here’s to you and Here’s to me and If we ever disagree Fuck you Here’s to me! 😃 Congratulations on 2000! ---
**Author:** ![cool\_chic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eb8c5e/32.png) [@cool\_chic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cool_chic)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2000, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheeeeeeeeeee/38629/3 "2000-10-27T18:17:52Z")
Yay…congrats…I only have 1986 to go until I catch up to you…what’s your secret!!! ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2000, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheeeeeeeeeee/38629/4 "2000-10-27T18:23:38Z")
…And in conclusion, I hate you all. :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Rosebud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ea666f/32.png) [@Rosebud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rosebud)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2000, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheeeeeeeeeee/38629/5 "2000-10-27T18:26:43Z")
Hurrah for Mullinator! Falcon, if he won’t let you in, you can share my umbrella. ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2000, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheeeeeeeeeee/38629/6 "2000-10-27T18:30:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Falcon \* > \*\*…And in conclusion, I hate you all. :mad: \*\* Falcon?! ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2000, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheeeeeeeeeee/38629/7 "2000-10-27T23:03:38Z")
Sheesh, Mullinator~ How come you get TWO post party threads, and the rest of us only get one? This is discrimination, plain and simple. However, since I like you and enjoy reading your posts, I will decline to call the powers that be and complain about the fact that you are being unfairly honored. Once again, Congratulations! But the issue of Falcon being denied entrance is a WHOLE 'nother matter. I am inclined to call the cops if you don’t let that sweet lady in, I really am. 'Kay, I’m gathering poster board for signs here. Anyone want to stand outside and chant in the rain with me? Scotti the Radical ---
**Author:** ![Saint\_Zero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@Saint\_Zero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Zero)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2000, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheeeeeeeeeee/38629/8 "2000-10-27T23:07:02Z")
Hey, why not, I’m hip. _Grabs Raincoat_ ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2000, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheeeeeeeeeee/38629/9 "2000-10-28T00:05:58Z")
Congratulations. So if Demo gets lapdances for his 3000, what should you get for your 2000? ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2000, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheeeeeeeeeee/38629/10 "2000-10-28T01:50:00Z")
I haven’t earned the lap dances yet. Just walkb y and I’ll stick my face between your breasts. ---
**Author:** ![Jester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jester/32/8223_2.png) [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2000, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheeeeeeeeeee/38629/11 "2000-10-28T02:00:51Z")
Hold on there, hypergirl. You can’t just go sticking your breasts in people’s faces like that. You have to make sure they’re safe. Luckily, I’m a liscened Breast-Inspector. Now come over here, we need to certify you proper…😉 ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2000, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheeeeeeeeeee/38629/12 "2000-10-28T04:11:31Z")
OK Jester, c’mere. Don’t blame me if ya suffocate. They’re safe, you say, OK Mully, it’s your turn. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![MysterEcks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@MysterEcks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysterEcks)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2000, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheeeeeeeeeee/38629/13 "2000-10-28T07:05:15Z")
Yee Haw! (And I mean that.) ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2000, 10:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheeeeeeeeeee/38629/14 "2000-10-28T10:32:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mullinator \* > \*\*Except for Falcon. She has to stay outside in the rain. \*\* Someone left the cake out, in the rain… And I don’t think that I can take it… 'Cause it took so long to bake it… And I’ll never have that recipe again… Congrats again. Didn’t we do this already? ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2000, 10:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheeeeeeeeeee/38629/15 "2000-10-28T10:53:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by DRY \* > \*\*Someone left the cake out, in the rain… > And I don’t think that I can take it… > 'Cause it took so long to bake it… > And I’ll never have that recipe again… > \*\* NOOOOO!!! Well, that’s just great. Thanks, DRY. And, hypergirl? Demo got a lap dance because, well, he’s **Demo**. And he’s my personal hero for getting an _evil_ bot off my back. And he likes Blink182. And Southern Comfort. And… Well, you get the idea. 🙂 Congratulations again, Mully! 😃