To the tune of “Spinning Wheel” from Blood, Sweat & Tears
Hey, all you rodents – white or brown
Forest Wheel got to go 'round
Get here on the double
Get you taut and thin
Burn a hundred KCals
Fling some urine at your kin
Got no drywall, we’re not near any homes
Forest Wheel harden your bones
Push aside your brethren
Get another turn
Light some D-Con Four Gone
Watch that Orkin jagoff burn
Get a rise from those Keebler guys
In their sylvan junk food hideaway
Help me find the ‘Rodent Fitness’ sign
It’s anodyne my quads are fine
There’s no stinky cheeses that’s the deal