# Wheel running in the wild

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**Tags:** science-math\
**Created:** [January 28, 2025, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheel-running-in-the-wild/1013500 "2025-01-28T00:17:41Z")\
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**Author:** ![DavidNRockies](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidnrockies/32/6279_2.png) [@DavidNRockies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidNRockies)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2025, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheel-running-in-the-wild/1013500/18 "2025-01-28T23:23:38Z")

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To the tune of “[**Spinning Wheel**](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFEewD4EVwU)” from Blood, Sweat & Tears

Hey, all you rodents – white or brown  
Forest Wheel got to go 'round  
Get here on the double  
Get you taut and thin  
Burn a hundred KCals  
Fling some urine at your kin

Got no drywall, we’re not near any homes  
Forest Wheel harden your bones  
Push aside your brethren  
Get another turn  
Light some D-Con Four Gone  
Watch that Orkin jagoff burn

Get a rise from those Keebler guys  
In their sylvan junk food hideaway  
Help me find the ‘Rodent Fitness’ sign  
It’s anodyne my quads are fine  
There’s no stinky cheeses that’s the deal

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