# When are you going to croak? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 1, 2002, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-are-you-going-to-croak/130405 "2002-10-01T15:12:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2002, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-are-you-going-to-croak/130405/1 "2002-10-01T15:12:21Z")
Check [here](http://test.thespark.com/deathtest/) > [@](#): > > Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on: > September 22, 2043 > at the age of 80 years old. ---
**Author:** ![zev\_steinhardt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/97f17d/32.png) [@zev\_steinhardt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zev_steinhardt)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2002, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-are-you-going-to-croak/130405/2 "2002-10-01T15:13:54Z")
When I turn into a frog… Zev Steinhardt ---
**Author:** ![Reuben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/54ee81/32.png) [@Reuben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reuben)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2002, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-are-you-going-to-croak/130405/3 "2002-10-01T15:22:54Z")
_ribbit_ _ribbit_ ---
**Author:** ![garius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e19b73/32.png) [@garius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garius)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2002, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-are-you-going-to-croak/130405/4 "2002-10-01T15:29:19Z")
noooooooooo - someone has already made the frog joke. Damn You! Damn you all to hell! ---
**Author:** ![ResIpsaLoquitor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b3f665/32.png) [@ResIpsaLoquitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ResIpsaLoquitor)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2002, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-are-you-going-to-croak/130405/5 "2002-10-01T15:33:57Z")
December 8, 2058 at the ripe age of 80. And I have a 10% chance of being abducted by aliens. ---
**Author:** ![pendgwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3da27b/32.png) [@pendgwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pendgwen)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2002, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-are-you-going-to-croak/130405/6 "2002-10-01T15:35:31Z")
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on: September 14, 2057 at the age of 79 years old. And I have a 6% chance of dying from confusion. Who knew that was possible. ---
**Author:** ![Simetra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Simetra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simetra)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2002, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-are-you-going-to-croak/130405/7 "2002-10-01T15:42:21Z")
Hopefully soon… I long for the release that death will bring. Barring that… February 25, 2047 at the age of 67 years old. ---
**Author:** ![jk1245](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/49beb7/32.png) [@jk1245](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jk1245)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2002, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-are-you-going-to-croak/130405/8 "2002-10-01T16:23:31Z")
Hmmm… I have a 7% chance of dying (at age 80) from auto-fellatio. Wonder if I’m going to be taking up yoga at age 50 or something tho stay that flexible. ---
**Author:** ![In\_Conceivable](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@In\_Conceivable](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/In_Conceivable)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2002, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-are-you-going-to-croak/130405/9 "2002-10-01T16:40:18Z")
May 3, 2062 at the age of 87 years old 23% chance cancer will kill me, 5% chance it will be the aliens ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2002, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-are-you-going-to-croak/130405/10 "2002-10-01T16:40:35Z")
January 6, 2028 at the age of 67 years old. I, on the other hand, have only an 8% change of being abducted by aliens. Important note: The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years. ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2002, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-are-you-going-to-croak/130405/11 "2002-10-01T16:41:07Z")
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on: May 26, 2063 at the age of 80 years old. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2002, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-are-you-going-to-croak/130405/12 "2002-10-01T18:11:09Z")
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on: July 18, 2034 at the age of 78 years old. Betcha it’s closer to 83 - the age at which three of my grandparents died. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Smashed\_Ice\_Cream](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Smashed\_Ice\_Cream](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smashed_Ice_Cream)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2002, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-are-you-going-to-croak/130405/13 "2002-10-01T18:40:32Z")
They’re only giving me until age 70, despite my healthy, incredibly boring life. They also rank “Public Execution in a Third World country” as the #1 most likely cause, again, despite my incredibly boring life. Eh? ---
**Author:** ![Daerlyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/898d66/32.png) [@Daerlyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daerlyn)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2002, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-are-you-going-to-croak/130405/14 "2002-10-01T18:47:44Z")
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on: December 22, 2050 at the age of 68 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (31%) ---
**Author:** ![Eonwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eonwe/32/240_2.png) [@Eonwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eonwe)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2002, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-are-you-going-to-croak/130405/15 "2002-10-01T19:17:38Z")
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on: November 6, 2057 at the age of 77 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (35%) Heart Attack (21%) Alien Abduction (6%) Third Degree Burns (6%) Alcoholism (5%) Auto-Fellatio (5%) I’m trying to think of a scenario in which all six of these causes could be incorporated into my death at age 77, and it’s not a pretty picture. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Eonwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eonwe/32/240_2.png) [@Eonwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eonwe)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2002, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-are-you-going-to-croak/130405/16 "2002-10-01T19:23:05Z")
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on: November 6, 2057 at the age of 77 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (35%) Heart Attack (21%) Alien Abduction (6%) Third Degree Burns (6%) Alcoholism (5%) Auto-Fellatio (5%) I’m trying to think of a scenario in which all six of these causes could be incorporated into my death at age 77, and it’s not a pretty picture. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![kevja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@kevja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kevja)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2002, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-are-you-going-to-croak/130405/17 "2002-10-02T00:02:13Z")
2021, 67 years old. hmmmmm. ---
**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2002, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-are-you-going-to-croak/130405/18 "2002-10-02T00:51:56Z")
Last Thursday!?!? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![monica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a183cd/32.png) [@monica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monica)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2002, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-are-you-going-to-croak/130405/19 "2002-10-02T00:59:59Z")
December 25, 2055 at the age of 68 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (26%) Homicide (15%) Heart Attack (8%) Alien Abduction (6%) Drowning (6%) ---
**Author:** ![Mtgman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2002, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-are-you-going-to-croak/130405/20 "2002-10-02T01:03:33Z")
October 11, 2002 at the age of 20 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: ``` Contagious Disease (37%) Horrible Accident (13%) ``` Homicide (8%) Cancer (7%) Electrolysis (5%) Drowning (5%) Since I only have a few days to contract a deadly disease, I better get started! Enjoy, Steven [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-are-you-going-to-croak/130405.md?page=2)