# When cats attack - a cautionary urban tale

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-cats-attack-a-cautionary-urban-tale/200500>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 9, 2003, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-cats-attack-a-cautionary-urban-tale/200500 "2003-09-09T12:41:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![lisacurl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/41988e/32.png) [@lisacurl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lisacurl)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-cats-attack-a-cautionary-urban-tale/200500/41 "2003-09-12T17:15:53Z")

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> \*Originally posted by quietman1920 \*  
> \*\*You know, it never turns out to be [Nastassja Kinski](http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6305077495.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg) anymore… \*\*

::whispers:: I own _Cat People_ on DVD.

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**Author:** ![DougC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7feea3/32.png) [@DougC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DougC)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-cats-attack-a-cautionary-urban-tale/200500/42 "2003-09-12T17:25:55Z")

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    - Next time, just remember this: footballs are actually made out of catskin.  
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- Well okay, not _really_, but you can pretend long enough to punt.  
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**Author:** ![Jane\_D\_oh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/839c29/32.png) [@Jane\_D\_oh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jane_D_oh)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-cats-attack-a-cautionary-urban-tale/200500/43 "2003-09-12T17:46:37Z")

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> \*Originally posted by DougC \*  
> \*\*- - - Next time, just remember this: footballs are actually made out of catskin.  
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> - Well okay, not _really_, but you can pretend long enough to punt.  
> ~ \*\*

Funny you should mention that. My sis is wearing her sneakers when we walk no (as opposed to her birki’s) so she can kick the cat away if we should happen to run into the cat again.

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