Give her my best!
Then, tell her “Goo-goo ga-shoob!”
Say it in a convincing manner.
She’ll appreciate that.
Squirt bottle. 
I suppose if, for some reason, I were trapped in an apartment long enough to be starving, I’d eventually eat my cat (dead already or not!) And I’m a vegetarian.
Seconded.
She did indeed! I AM the walrus!
I put the fear of Og into our Siamese when I was born. She saw the love lavished on the new giant bald kitten and soon began lying pitifully on the radiator (it was late fall, and the thing was hot). She was euthanized before she could cook herself to death.