# When Come Back, Splatter Ann Coulter **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 22, 2004, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-come-back-splatter-ann-coulter/270608 "2004-10-22T15:52:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2004, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-come-back-splatter-ann-coulter/270608/21 "2004-10-22T20:37:55Z")
Look, we tried to tell these guys that she can only be unmade by hurling her into the cracks of Mount Doom; pies just don’t do the trick. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2004, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-come-back-splatter-ann-coulter/270608/22 "2004-10-22T20:40:15Z")
Oh, I dunno…a bucket of water might’ve done the job as well. ---
**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2004, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-come-back-splatter-ann-coulter/270608/23 "2004-10-22T20:47:22Z")
Or a house, but controlling tornados is just so darn _hard_ these days… ---
**Author:** ![Brainiac4](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/brainiac4/32/3534_2.png) [@Brainiac4](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brainiac4)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2004, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-come-back-splatter-ann-coulter/270608/24 "2004-10-22T21:05:05Z")
> [@Eve](#): > > Well, thank goodness . . . from the thread title, I thought we were going to hear about her being given a “pearl necklace” . . . Ick. Just ick. Coulter is _repellent_. She is _loathesome_. I, on the other hand, thought we were going to be treated to a probably-removed-by-now link to a Flash game where one could blow her head off with a shotgun, scoring points based on the complexity of the splatter pattern made on the wall behind her. Gosh, that sounds violent. And refreshing. ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2004, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-come-back-splatter-ann-coulter/270608/25 "2004-10-22T21:28:08Z")
We know they won’t be doing THAT again. This was custard’s last stand. Daniel ---
**Author:** ![malkavia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malkavia/32/5621_2.png) [@malkavia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/malkavia)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2004, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-come-back-splatter-ann-coulter/270608/26 "2004-10-22T21:40:29Z")
Was I the only person who immediately thought that she was just afraid because it was FOOD and it was, you know, NEAR HER MOUTH? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2004, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-come-back-splatter-ann-coulter/270608/27 "2004-10-23T03:00:49Z")
> [@continuity eror](#): > > Anyway, Michael Moore would probably scrape the pie off his face and eat it. You beat me to it. I was going to say he would’ve tried to eat the pie throwers too, but I won’t. Heck, even Nader threw some pie back at the thrower. Oh, now we’ll be hearing about the radical lefties who dare to injure a conservative (heh) woman. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![NinjaChick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@NinjaChick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinjaChick)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2004, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-come-back-splatter-ann-coulter/270608/28 "2004-10-23T03:30:56Z")
Am I the only one feeling sympathy for those poor, poor pies? ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2004, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-come-back-splatter-ann-coulter/270608/29 "2004-10-23T03:55:34Z")
It’s not really a pie, if they’re following the usual modus operandi of the entartistes; it’s just a pie pan full of whipped cream. (An actual pie might do some damage, especially if there’s crust on the top.) ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2004, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-come-back-splatter-ann-coulter/270608/30 "2004-10-23T04:17:10Z")
> [@matt\_mcl](#): > > It’s not really a pie, if they’re following the usual modus operandi of the entartistes; it’s just a pie pan full of whipped cream. (An actual pie might do some damage, especially if there’s crust on the top.) And that would be bad because…? ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2004, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-come-back-splatter-ann-coulter/270608/31 "2004-10-23T04:26:29Z")
> [@Eve](#): > > Well, thank goodness . . . from the thread title, I thought we were going to hear about her being given a “pearl necklace” . . . Get out the brain bleach. It’s gonna be a long night. ---
**Author:** ![Lakai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9de0a6/32.png) [@Lakai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lakai)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2004, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-come-back-splatter-ann-coulter/270608/32 "2004-10-23T04:26:32Z")
Ann Coulter is hot, Micheal Moore is not. Ann wins in my book (I’m not sure what she wins.) ---
**Author:** ![milroyj](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e57/32.png) [@milroyj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/milroyj)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2004, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-come-back-splatter-ann-coulter/270608/33 "2004-10-23T04:30:25Z")
Yep, physical assault against people with whom you disagree sure is funny! Nyuk Nyuk! Ha Ha! ---
**Author:** ![Cinnamon\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@Cinnamon\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cinnamon_Girl)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2004, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-come-back-splatter-ann-coulter/270608/34 "2004-10-23T04:51:00Z")
> [@Hal Briston](#): > > Oh, I dunno…a bucket of water might’ve done the job as well. I’m mellllltttiiinnnnng! Oh crap. D’ya think I offended any Puyallup witches? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2004, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-come-back-splatter-ann-coulter/270608/35 "2004-10-23T05:27:57Z")
If anyone’s interested, the video’s [here](http://www.katu.com/news/story.asp?ID=72051). Those guys had pretty piss-poor aim. ---
**Author:** ![Zoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a4c791/32.png) [@Zoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoe)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2004, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-come-back-splatter-ann-coulter/270608/36 "2004-10-23T05:38:30Z")
Did she _know_ the people who threw the pies? If so, then it wasn’t a “real” pie throwing incident. It was a pseudo or virtual pie throwing incident. There is a distinction. ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2004, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-come-back-splatter-ann-coulter/270608/37 "2004-10-23T05:40:12Z")
> [@Hal Briston](#): > > Oh, I dunno…a bucket of water might’ve done the job as well. I knew Elphaba. Elphaba was a friend of mine. And Ann Coulter, sir, is NO Elphaba… ---
**Author:** ![Moon-Watcher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/49beb7/32.png) [@Moon-Watcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moon-Watcher)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2004, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-come-back-splatter-ann-coulter/270608/38 "2004-10-23T05:44:04Z")
> [@milroyj](#): > > Yep, physical assault against people with whom you disagree sure is funny! Nyuk Nyuk! Ha Ha! Yeah, I thought this too, but do pies really count as “physical assault”? I mean, come on…they’re pies! Maybe they have different laws regarding custard in Arizona, I dunno ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2004, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-come-back-splatter-ann-coulter/270608/39 "2004-10-23T05:58:14Z")
> [@Hal Briston](#): > > File under [“HA ha!”](http://www.thebostonchannel.com/news/3841599/detail.html) > Perhaps a bit pointless, seeing as it lead to their arrest, but I still applaud them. I would’ve gone myself, but I can’t afford pie. ---
**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2004, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-come-back-splatter-ann-coulter/270608/40 "2004-10-23T06:37:26Z")
> [@Moon-Watcher](#): > > Yeah, I thought this too, but do pies really count as “physical assault”? I mean, come on…they’re pies! Maybe they have different laws regarding custard in Arizona, I dunno I don’t know about Arizona but in Alberta when a protestor threw a pie at Klein he was charged with assault and iirc setenced to 60 days in jail (might’ve been 30, but 60 seems right to my memory.) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-come-back-splatter-ann-coulter/270608.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-come-back-splatter-ann-coulter/270608.md?page=3)