# When Come Back, Splatter Ann Coulter **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 22, 2004, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-come-back-splatter-ann-coulter/270608 "2004-10-22T15:52:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2004, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-come-back-splatter-ann-coulter/270608/41 "2004-10-23T07:01:01Z")
Chris Geoghegan. He’s a cutie, too. ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2004, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-come-back-splatter-ann-coulter/270608/42 "2004-10-23T07:23:12Z")
I’m gonna have to side with **Ivylass** and **millroyj** (damn you all!!!) We should fight her with better arguments and we should shout her down. But throwing things at her, beit pies or tomatoes or whatever, is stepping across the line. I don’t think we should cheer this kind of thing. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2004, 7:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-come-back-splatter-ann-coulter/270608/43 "2004-10-23T07:43:32Z")
> [@milroyj](#): > > Yep, physical assault against people with whom you disagree sure is funny! Nyuk Nyuk! Ha Ha! When come back, bring sense of humor. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2004, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-come-back-splatter-ann-coulter/270608/44 "2004-10-23T07:45:07Z")
> [@Left Hand of Dorkness](#): > > We know they won’t be doing THAT again. This was custard’s last stand. At least Ms. Coulter can rest easy knowing the perps were taken into custardy. ---
**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2004, 7:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-come-back-splatter-ann-coulter/270608/45 "2004-10-23T07:57:38Z")
> [@stpauler](#): > > “Tha-…that’s my pie.” > -Revenge of the Nerds Mmmm…Annpie What? I admit I think she’s hot! Screw the rest of you. More pie for me! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Cinnamon\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@Cinnamon\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cinnamon_Girl)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2004, 8:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-come-back-splatter-ann-coulter/270608/46 "2004-10-23T08:12:27Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > At least Ms. Coulter can rest easy knowing the perps were taken into custardy. Har har. Next you know, she’ll be telling us that all those boys boys really need is a good whipping. ---
**Author:** ![Cinnamon\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@Cinnamon\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cinnamon_Girl)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2004, 8:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-come-back-splatter-ann-coulter/270608/47 "2004-10-23T08:13:41Z")
> [@Cinnamon Girl](#): > > Har har. > > Next you know, she’ll be telling us that all those boys boys really need is a good whipping. preview is my friend. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![BornOfStardust](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@BornOfStardust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BornOfStardust)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2004, 8:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-come-back-splatter-ann-coulter/270608/48 "2004-10-23T08:15:54Z")
> [@spooje](#): > > I’m gonna have to side with **Ivylass** and **millroyj** (damn you all!!!) > > We should fight her with better arguments and we should shout her down. But throwing things at her, beit pies or tomatoes or whatever, is stepping across the line. I don’t think we should cheer this kind of thing. I feel you on this, I really do. I’m generally in favor of taking the high ground and not giving the idiots on the other side more ammunition, and she is entitled to her free speech… But damn is it still fantastic. 😃 Because if anybody is deserving of it…in fact, if anybody REQUIRES it (because I mean, c’mon, PIES! With charges as ridiculous as she makes, almost all you can do is counter with something equally ridiculous)…it’s her. > [@Ino](#): > > Look, we tried to tell these guys that she can only be unmade by hurling her into the cracks of Mount Doom; pies just don’t do the trick. 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2004, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-come-back-splatter-ann-coulter/270608/49 "2004-10-23T08:19:59Z")
> [@spooje](#): > > But throwing things at her, beit pies or tomatoes or whatever, is stepping across the line. I don’t think we should cheer this kind of thing. I don’t know. Throwing BRICKS at her might be over the line, but not pies and tomatoes. Food is definitely in bounds when dealing with a jester. And truth be told, I’m not positive about the bricks. Ideally, someone would throw one at her, then I could watch it on video and weigh in on whether it’s excessive or not. ---
**Author:** ![Cinnamon\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@Cinnamon\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cinnamon_Girl)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2004, 8:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-come-back-splatter-ann-coulter/270608/50 "2004-10-23T08:32:18Z")
Perhaps it would be more subtle just to flick boogers on her. Just sayin’. ---
**Author:** ![Largo62](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/45deac/32.png) [@Largo62](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Largo62)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2004, 9:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-come-back-splatter-ann-coulter/270608/51 "2004-10-23T09:12:15Z")
> [@Harborwolf](#): > > :eek: > > I am shocked and horrified that you people, on a website based on fighting ignorance and whatnot, would seek to glorify such an egregious waste of perfectly good pies. > > They couldn’t find some rotten fruit or eggs? I’ll fight ignorance with my last breath, but I draw the line at fighting whatnot. 😉 I know, I know, violence, even “soft” violence is no way to answer a fool like Coulter. But damn! Didn’'t it do your heart good? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Liz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/liz/32/17737_2.png) [@Liz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liz)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2004, 10:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-come-back-splatter-ann-coulter/270608/52 "2004-10-23T10:18:48Z")
> [@Eve](#): > > Well, thank goodness . . . from the thread title, I thought we were going to hear about her being given a “pearl necklace” . . . **EVE**! I am shocked and appalled. …and amused. Anyway, Ann got hit with a pie? Haw, haw. > [@Left Hand Of Dorkness](#): > > We know they won’t be doing THAT again. This was custard’s last stand. Boooooooooooooooo. Forget the pies, where’s those tomatos when you need them? ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2004, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-come-back-splatter-ann-coulter/270608/53 "2004-10-23T12:06:04Z")
> [@ivylass](#): > > And if some “right-wing nut jobs” rushed a stage to throw pies at Michael Moore, you would be as equally amused? > > . I, for one, would not be at all amused. ---
**Author:** ![chappachula](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d2c977/32.png) [@chappachula](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chappachula)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2004, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-come-back-splatter-ann-coulter/270608/54 "2004-10-23T19:21:38Z")
hey, let’s admit it–it’s just plain fun to see somebody get a pie in the face. Especially if its somebody rich and famous. But nobody can say so out loud. Instead, we arrest the throwers. (and for good reason) So I propose a new rule: Do it like an old-fashioned duel. 1. Run up on stage in the middle of the speech, holding 2 pies on a tray and an apron or beach-wear style wrap. 2. Salute your victim formally, and announce that you challenge him to a pie-duel 3. Be chivalrous, and assist the victim in putting on his apron and allow him to choose his “weapon” 4.) Stand back to back, walk 20 paces, turn around and heave Result: pie in the face , and a good time is had by all ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2004, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-come-back-splatter-ann-coulter/270608/55 "2004-10-23T19:49:51Z")
> [@Loopydude](#): > > And that would be bad because…? Because it’s a waste of perfectly good pie! > [@milroyj](#): > > Yep, physical assault against people with whom you disagree sure is funny! Nyuk Nyuk! Ha Ha! Yep, that’s right. **Ivylass** , I’m not a fan of Michael Moore’s, so let’s say, Jon Stewart. And absolutely. Pie throwing is funny! ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2004, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-come-back-splatter-ann-coulter/270608/56 "2004-10-24T04:21:31Z")
Throwing a bottle at someone: not funny. Throwing a pie at someone: funny. Hitting someone with a baseball bat: not funny. Hitting someone with a rubber chicken: funny. Me getting gay-bashed: not funny. Me getting gay-bashed by The Chipmunks: funny. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2004, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-come-back-splatter-ann-coulter/270608/57 "2004-10-24T04:35:46Z")
> [@ivylass](#): > > So, Ann Coulter does not have the right to give a speech without being attacked? And if some “right-wing nut jobs” rushed a stage to throw pies at Michael Moore, you would be as equally amused? That’s an unfair comparison. Because if Michael Moore ever found himself on a stage with two men carrying pies, those two men would be lucky to escape with their lives. ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2004, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-come-back-splatter-ann-coulter/270608/58 "2004-10-24T04:50:38Z")
I must concer that pie in face = funny. This begs a deep question: Why? What is it about the pie that gives us such a chuckle when we see it mashed into the visage of an unsuspecting victim? A tin full of polenta al pesto would probably be no less messy, but would we laugh? I think not. ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2004, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-come-back-splatter-ann-coulter/270608/59 "2004-10-24T05:17:28Z")
[hijack pie in the face] Um… TMI, I know, but… What’s “giving a pearl necklace” an euphemism for? [/hijack pie in the face] ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2004, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-come-back-splatter-ann-coulter/270608/60 "2004-10-24T05:20:30Z")
Since I believe in frankness. Don’t view if you don’t want TMI. A pearl necklace, if I have this correctly, is the act of pulling one’s cock out just before ejaculating during oral sex, so that you ejaculate on the person’s neck and/or breasts. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-come-back-splatter-ann-coulter/270608.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-come-back-splatter-ann-coulter/270608.md?page=4)