# When Come Back, Splatter Ann Coulter

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-come-back-splatter-ann-coulter/270608>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 22, 2004, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-come-back-splatter-ann-coulter/270608 "2004-10-22T15:52:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2004, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-come-back-splatter-ann-coulter/270608/61 "2004-10-24T05:21:39Z")

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> [@matt\_mcl](#):
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> Since I believe in frankness. Don’t view if you don’t want TMI.
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> A pearl necklace, if I have this correctly, is the act of pulling one’s cock out just before ejaculating during oral sex, so that you ejaculate on the person’s neck and/or breasts.

_pictures this_

_pictures this happening to Ann Coulter_

_promptly goes to scrub brain out_

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**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2004, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-come-back-splatter-ann-coulter/270608/62 "2004-10-24T05:26:55Z")

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Jizz-on-neck/decolitage is all that is required for a “pearl necklace”. How it gets there is irrelevant. Titty-fuck, missionary followed by pull-out, whatever.

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2004, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-come-back-splatter-ann-coulter/270608/63 "2004-10-24T05:39:26Z")

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> [@Loopydude](#):
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> This begs a deep question: Why? What is it about the pie that gives us such a chuckle when we see it mashed into the visage of an unsuspecting victim? A tin full of polenta al pesto would probably be no less messy, but would we laugh? I think not.

This calls for further experimentation. When and where is Ms. Coulter’s next speaking engagement?

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**Author:** ![Liz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/liz/32/17737_2.png) [@Liz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liz)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2004, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-come-back-splatter-ann-coulter/270608/64 "2004-10-24T06:18:37Z")

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> [@Marley23](#):
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> This calls for further experimentation. When and where is Ms. Coulter’s next speaking engagement?

I’ll make the pesto if you help throw it. I’ve got shitty eyesite and don’t want to risk missing.

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