# When Deer Take A Stand **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 17, 2002, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-deer-take-a-stand/143351 "2002-12-17T16:17:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2002, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-deer-take-a-stand/143351/41 "2002-12-18T15:11:52Z")
If only you’d thought to videotape it. ---
**Author:** ![lionel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f9ae1b/32.png) [@lionel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lionel)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2002, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-deer-take-a-stand/143351/42 "2002-12-18T15:18:50Z")
> [@](#): > > This thread was like a gift of the Magi. My holiday season has been made complete. That just put the visual of the Three Wise men and a slightly embarrased lieu giving their gifts to the baby Jesus. Gold, Frankincense, Myrrh, and poo. That last gift, of course, makes him cry. ---
**Author:** ![Master\_Wang-Ka](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/master_wang-ka/32/3325_2.png) [@Master\_Wang-Ka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Master_Wang-Ka)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2002, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-deer-take-a-stand/143351/43 "2002-12-18T15:20:43Z")
FoxFyre, I must disagree when you say that nothing that weird can actually happen. Can, too. Does all the time. Lieu, I salute you. Although I have to wonder about a guy who seems to think chili with jalapenos is a suitable food for being out in the chaparral up in a deer blind totally silent and still for hours on end. Come on, buddy. Y’r a Texan. You KNOW this ain’t so… ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2002, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-deer-take-a-stand/143351/44 "2002-12-18T15:22:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by CrankyAsAnOldMan \* > \*\*This thread was like a gift of the Magi. My holiday season has been made complete. \*\* The gifts of the Magi included a steaming mass of doo-doo? Cite, please? 😉 😉 😃 😃 The above was a joke. The Humor-Impaired should realize it is intended to engender yucks. This Reminder For The Humor-Impaired is provided by: The Katzenjammer Kids For President Campaign Fund–_“After George W., does it really matter?”_. And by _Balleen: The Whale-Oil Chewing Gum_ ---
**Author:** ![Edward\_The\_Head](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ce73a5/32.png) [@Edward\_The\_Head](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edward_The_Head)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2002, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-deer-take-a-stand/143351/45 "2002-12-18T16:16:07Z")
> [@](#): > > perform a field dump in the mist. Oh my god this is easily one of the funniest things I have ever read on the boards. I can only think of one other post that was this fucking funny. And the line above was priceless. ---
**Author:** ![80sHairMetalMaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/8/ed655f/32.png) [@80sHairMetalMaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/80sHairMetalMaven)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2002, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-deer-take-a-stand/143351/46 "2002-12-18T16:41:04Z")
ROTFLMAO IDBB ---
**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2002, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-deer-take-a-stand/143351/47 "2002-12-18T17:46:21Z")
Oh my. Over lunch someone was perusing a leaflet of recipes. She said “Hey, pumpkin dump cake! This sounds good.” The word dump made me immediately think of this story, and I started snickering. My officemates find me so immature. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-deer-take-a-stand/143351.md?page=2)