# When descreetly breaking wind...

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**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [March 27, 2006, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-descreetly-breaking-wind/350033 "2006-03-27T03:26:58Z")\
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**Post date:** [March 27, 2006, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-descreetly-breaking-wind/350033/1 "2006-03-27T03:26:58Z")

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I’ve discovered you cannot blame it on the African Grey sitting on the chair next to you.

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