# When did The Second Stone get banned?

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**Created:** [June 17, 2015, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-did-the-second-stone-get-banned/722723 "2015-06-17T05:44:53Z")\
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**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2015, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-did-the-second-stone-get-banned/722723/1 "2015-06-17T05:44:53Z")

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**Jonathan Chance** announced that **The Second Stone** has been suspended, in this ATMB thread: [The Second Stone has been suspended.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=754176)

But if you come across an old post by **The Second Stone** , it’s got the definitive “BANNED” under his name, as well as in his [Profile](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php).

Did I miss something? did the suspension get upgraded to a banning? 😕

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**Author:** ![Grotonian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c2a13f/32.png) [@Grotonian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grotonian)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2015, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-did-the-second-stone-get-banned/722723/2 "2015-06-17T06:16:41Z")

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He posted a hilarious rant in ATMB about how the mods can go fuck themselves and how he was done with this fucking shit and how he wanted to be banned and have “banned” attached to his profile and all posts and some other stuff. I’m paraphrasing but that was the gist.

It was only up for a short time then disappeared. I found nothing in his last threads or posts, so that thread appears to have been wiped.

I sure hope it was **Second Stone** and not some other poster. Someone did that in the last month or so. If it wasn’t Second Stone, I apologize for the inaccuracy.

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**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2015, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-did-the-second-stone-get-banned/722723/3 "2015-06-17T06:35:06Z")

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He jumped over to the Giraffe Boards, spewed little balls of defecate derision at his bewildered adversaries, including demanding to be banned, and then wandered off in the second week of May.

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**Author:** ![elbows](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b3f665/32.png) [@elbows](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elbows)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2015, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-did-the-second-stone-get-banned/722723/4 "2015-06-17T11:39:37Z")

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I don’t think there is a ‘suspended’ subtitle, or any other choice than ‘banned’, so it’s used for both.

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**Author:** ![Sailboat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sailboat/32/461_2.png) [@Sailboat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sailboat)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2015, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-did-the-second-stone-get-banned/722723/5 "2015-06-17T12:49:20Z")

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Hell, I never figured out what happened to the _first_ one.

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2015, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-did-the-second-stone-get-banned/722723/6 "2015-06-17T12:58:35Z")

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> [@elbows](#):
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> I don’t think there is a ‘suspended’ subtitle, or any other choice than ‘banned’, so it’s used for both.

It was the case ages ago that “Banned” had to be changed to “Suspended” manually, so that sometimes a suspended poster had the banned title for a short time. But now “Suspended” can be applied automatically.

As **Grotonian** says, the instant **The Second Stone’s** suspension was up, he posted a rant demanding to be banned. We accommodated him.

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**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2015, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-did-the-second-stone-get-banned/722723/7 "2015-06-17T23:22:33Z")

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> [@Sailboat](#):
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> Hell, I never figured out what happened to the _first_ one.

It got thrown by he who is without sin.

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**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2015, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-did-the-second-stone-get-banned/722723/8 "2015-06-18T00:26:49Z")

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Could he come back as The Third Stone?

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**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2015, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-did-the-second-stone-get-banned/722723/9 "2015-06-18T00:34:50Z")

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> [@madsircool](#):
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> Could he come back as The Third Stone?

If he did, we’d throw him in the quarry.

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**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2015, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-did-the-second-stone-get-banned/722723/10 "2015-06-18T00:42:38Z")

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> [@Morgenstern](#):
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> If he did, we’d throw him in the quarry.

You rock. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2015, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-did-the-second-stone-get-banned/722723/11 "2015-06-18T19:13:46Z")

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> [@Colibri](#):
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> As **Grotonian** says, the instant **The Second Stone’s** suspension was up, he posted a rant demanding to be banned. We accommodated him.

But why delete the request? Let it be seen by all.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2015, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-did-the-second-stone-get-banned/722723/12 "2015-06-18T19:23:58Z")

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Nah, that just gives him validation.

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2015, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-did-the-second-stone-get-banned/722723/13 "2015-06-18T19:26:59Z")

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> [@Peter\_Morris](#):
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> But why delete the request? Let it be seen by all.

Right. Everybody must vet **Stone**.

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**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2015, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-did-the-second-stone-get-banned/722723/14 "2015-06-18T19:39:57Z")

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> [@VinylTurnip](#):
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> Right. Everybody must vet **Stone**.

Like a trolling Stone.

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**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2015, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-did-the-second-stone-get-banned/722723/15 "2015-06-18T19:40:15Z")

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> [@Colibri](#):
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> As **Grotonian** says, the instant **The Second Stone’s** suspension was up, he posted a rant demanding to be banned. We accommodated him.

Now that’s what I call customer service.

Regards,  
Shodan

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**Author:** ![Ibn\_Warraq](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e19b73/32.png) [@Ibn\_Warraq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ibn_Warraq)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2015, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-did-the-second-stone-get-banned/722723/16 "2015-06-18T19:55:41Z")

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> [@silenus](#):
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> Nah, that just gives him validation.

Agreed. Frankly, and I don’t mean this as an attack on anyone, but he probably sees this thread as a victory.

To trolls attention, any attention is victory.

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2015, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-did-the-second-stone-get-banned/722723/17 "2015-06-18T19:59:11Z")

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> [@Shodan](#):
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> Now that’s what I call customer service.

Even if you don’t plan to use it right away, it’s good to know it’s available!

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**Author:** ![chacoguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/50afbb/32.png) [@chacoguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chacoguy)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2015, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-did-the-second-stone-get-banned/722723/18 "2015-06-18T20:06:08Z")

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> [@Muffin](#):
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> He jumped over to the Giraffe Boards, spewed little balls of defecate derision at his bewildered adversaries, including demanding to be banned, and then wandered off in the second week of May.

This is hilariously spot on. 😃

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2015, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-did-the-second-stone-get-banned/722723/19 "2015-06-18T20:10:57Z")

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> [@Colibri](#):
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> As **Grotonian** says, the instant **The Second Stone’s** suspension was up, he posted a rant demanding to be banned. We accommodated him.

And we complain the mods never listen to anyone! 🙂

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2015, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-did-the-second-stone-get-banned/722723/20 "2015-06-18T20:14:59Z")

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> [@Morgenstern](#):
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> If he did, we’d throw him in the quarry.

> [@madsircool](#):
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> You rock. 🙂

The he would grow even boulder and come back as **The Fourth Stone**.

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