# When did we get more than one Internet?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-did-we-get-more-than-one-internet/498103>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 29, 2009, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-did-we-get-more-than-one-internet/498103 "2009-05-29T23:46:31Z")\
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**Author:** ![Roadfood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9fc348/32.png) [@Roadfood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roadfood)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2009, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-did-we-get-more-than-one-internet/498103/1 "2009-05-29T23:46:31Z")

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[This article](http://popwatch.ew.com/popwatch/2009/05/kris-allen.html?xid=rss-feed-todayslatest-Kris+Allen%3A+One+day+in+NYC) is the second time I’ve seen someone write “the Internets”. It can’t be a simple typo because the next sentence starts with “They are”.

Have I missed something, or is it just another example of sloppy terminology?

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**Author:** ![Discipline](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/82dd89/32.png) [@Discipline](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Discipline)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2009, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-did-we-get-more-than-one-internet/498103/2 "2009-05-29T23:52:11Z")

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> [@Roadfood](#):
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> Have I missed something

You must be new here. You might be familiar with the interwebs, teh interwebs or teh intarwebz.

Here on the internets we take our naming more seriously.

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**Author:** ![thirdname](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d07c76/32.png) [@thirdname](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thirdname)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2009, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-did-we-get-more-than-one-internet/498103/3 "2009-05-30T00:06:40Z")

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The OP just lost 5 Internets for ignorance.

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**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2009, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-did-we-get-more-than-one-internet/498103/4 "2009-05-30T00:17:32Z")

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> [@Roadfood](#):
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> … is it just another example of sloppy terminology?

Very.

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**Author:** ![Terraplane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/74df32/32.png) [@Terraplane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terraplane)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2009, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-did-we-get-more-than-one-internet/498103/5 "2009-05-30T00:27:08Z")

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It’s just a joke. Actually, it’s not really funny anymore but people keep on doing it so I suppose it’s more of a meme now. I first noticed it being used a lot when George Bush said it in a speech. At the start it was used to make fun of him and then it took on a life of its own.

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**Author:** ![Dallas\_Jones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dallas_jones/32/3277_2.png) [@Dallas\_Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dallas_Jones)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2009, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-did-we-get-more-than-one-internet/498103/6 "2009-05-30T00:30:25Z")

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“The internet is a series of tubes” Sen. Ted Stevens.

Maybe they added a couple more tubes?

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2009, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-did-we-get-more-than-one-internet/498103/7 "2009-05-30T00:32:16Z")

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> [@omgzebras](#):
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> It’s just a joke. Actually, it’s not really funny anymore but people keep on doing it so I suppose it’s more of a meme now. I first noticed it being used a lot when George Bush said it in a speech. At the start it was used to make fun of him and then it took on a life of its own.

[Here](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKTH6f1JfX8)and for a sequel, [here](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90DKubFKwVo).

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Fight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/90ced4/32.png) [@Cat\_Fight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Fight)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2009, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-did-we-get-more-than-one-internet/498103/8 "2009-05-30T00:45:19Z")

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Oh noes!

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**Author:** ![Markxxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@Markxxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Markxxx)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2009, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-did-we-get-more-than-one-internet/498103/9 "2009-05-30T03:30:09Z")

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There’s one Internet for people with dial up

One Internet for people with DSL 768 or less

One Internet for people with T1 line

One Internet for people with T3 line

One Internet for people who’s cable limits download to 5gs a month

One Internet for wireless

There’s a whole bunch of internettin’ goin’ on

And there’s one Internet that exists solely in one’s mind

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**Author:** ![kasuo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8c91f0/32.png) [@kasuo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kasuo)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2009, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-did-we-get-more-than-one-internet/498103/10 "2009-05-30T05:10:07Z")

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So they have them on computers now?

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**Author:** ![tr0psn4j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/958977/32.png) [@tr0psn4j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tr0psn4j)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2009, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-did-we-get-more-than-one-internet/498103/11 "2009-05-30T05:54:37Z")

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The Google got so big, it needed its own internet. Now we have two internets.

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**Author:** ![Elyanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b5ac83/32.png) [@Elyanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elyanna)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2009, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-did-we-get-more-than-one-internet/498103/12 "2009-05-30T05:58:55Z")

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It’s a joke that has pretty much saturated the internets.

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**Author:** ![Bosstone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@Bosstone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosstone)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2009, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-did-we-get-more-than-one-internet/498103/13 "2009-05-30T07:32:20Z")

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> [@ghardester](#):
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> “The internet is a series of tubes” Sen. Ted Stevens.
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> Maybe they added a couple more tubes?

I’m quite partial to [“the internet is a series of n00bz”](http://erfworld.com/store/the-internet-is-a-series-of-n00bz-T-shirt.html) myself.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2009, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-did-we-get-more-than-one-internet/498103/14 "2009-05-30T14:44:55Z")

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> [@omgzebras](#):
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> I first noticed it being used a lot when George Bush said it in a speech. At the start it was used to make fun of him and then it took on a life of its own.

I never heard anyone say ‘Internets’ until Bush did in the debate.

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**Author:** ![Jamicat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c67d28/32.png) [@Jamicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jamicat)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2009, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-did-we-get-more-than-one-internet/498103/15 "2009-05-30T15:23:27Z")

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OMG…  
I was just going through my old site looking for something and got a face full of them interwebs…

Just gives me the googles thinking bout it…and them there daemon spiders too…:eek:

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**Author:** ![pepperlandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2009, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-did-we-get-more-than-one-internet/498103/16 "2009-05-30T17:26:46Z")

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> [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> I never heard anyone say ‘Internets’ until Bush did in the debate.

Yep, Bush definitely started it. And he used it repeatedly, indicating he really does think there are several.

“We can have filters on Internets where public money is spent. There ought to be filters in public libraries and filters in public schools so if kids get on the Internet, there is not going to be pornography or violence coming in.” 2000

“I hear there’s a rumor on the Internets that we’re going to have a draft.” 2004

“Information is moving – you know, nightly news is one way, of course, but it’s also moving through the blogosphere and through the Internets.” 2007

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**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2009, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-did-we-get-more-than-one-internet/498103/17 "2009-05-30T17:41:13Z")

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[Dylan]  
How many tubez  
Must a man browse down  
Before you can call him Teh Man?  
[/Dylan]

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**Author:** ![wonderlust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonderlust/32/7237_2.png) [@wonderlust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonderlust)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2009, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-did-we-get-more-than-one-internet/498103/18 "2009-05-30T21:22:17Z")

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> [@Markxxx](#):
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> There’s one Internet for people with dial up
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> One Internet for people with DSL 768 or less
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> One Internet for people with T1 line
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> One Internet for people with T3 line
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> One Internet for people who’s cable limits download to 5gs a month
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> One Internet for wireless
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> There’s a whole bunch of internettin’ goin’ on
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> And there’s one Internet that exists solely in one’s mind

Don’t forget the biggest ones of all, the _pr0n_ Intarweebs.

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**Author:** ![wonderlust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonderlust/32/7237_2.png) [@wonderlust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonderlust)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2009, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-did-we-get-more-than-one-internet/498103/19 "2009-05-30T21:24:56Z")

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> [@Bosstone](#):
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> I’m quite partial to [“the internet is a series of n00bz”](http://erfworld.com/store/the-internet-is-a-series-of-n00bz-T-shirt.html) myself.

Good website! I like this one: “I think, therefore I win.” Could be a Doper’s tee!

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**Author:** ![ParentalAdvisory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/53a042/32.png) [@ParentalAdvisory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParentalAdvisory)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2009, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-did-we-get-more-than-one-internet/498103/20 "2009-05-30T21:53:38Z")

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There’s IPv4 and IPv6.

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