# When did you first realize there were sequential threads?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-did-you-first-realize-there-were-sequential-threads/439507>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 28, 2008, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-did-you-first-realize-there-were-sequential-threads/439507 "2008-02-28T15:22:49Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2008, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-did-you-first-realize-there-were-sequential-threads/439507/61 "2008-03-06T18:41:31Z")

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\*\*What do people do with their miscarriages?  
I’m gonna eat me some fried guinea pigs  
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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2008, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-did-you-first-realize-there-were-sequential-threads/439507/62 "2008-03-06T20:06:15Z")

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\*\*I am having such a great day!  
Verbing the noun \*\*

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2008, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-did-you-first-realize-there-were-sequential-threads/439507/63 "2008-03-06T20:58:37Z")

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\*\*Have the previous owners of your house left anything interesting for you?  
Giving away old porno \*\*

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2008, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-did-you-first-realize-there-were-sequential-threads/439507/64 "2008-03-07T15:24:47Z")

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**Imagine you’ve never seen a computer mouse  
Starving and waiting for surgery**

Nope, can’t say I have.

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**Author:** ![Tool\_of\_the\_Conspiracy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bc79bd/32.png) [@Tool\_of\_the\_Conspiracy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tool_of_the_Conspiracy)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2008, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-did-you-first-realize-there-were-sequential-threads/439507/65 "2008-03-07T17:52:59Z")

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A rodent theme:

**Imagine you’ve never seen a (computer) mouse…  
Vietnam Cracks Down on Hamster Craze  
I’m gonna eat me some fried guinea pigs**

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2008, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-did-you-first-realize-there-were-sequential-threads/439507/66 "2008-03-07T18:27:53Z")

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\*\*Dear boss, I’m really bored…  
So, what’s your pimple/acne story? \*\*

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2008, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-did-you-first-realize-there-were-sequential-threads/439507/67 "2008-03-07T20:02:09Z")

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\*\* I’m getting married. For the first time. At age 47. And I have questions.  
Does your carpet match the drapes?  
Am I overreacting or is this getting creepy?  
Do you share mailboxes/passwords with your SO?  
Have the previous owners of your house left anything interesting for you?  
Who wears Converse Chuck Taylors?  
So, what’s your pimple/acne story? \*\*

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2008, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-did-you-first-realize-there-were-sequential-threads/439507/68 "2008-03-07T22:37:08Z")

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\*\*I’m gonna eat me some fried guinea pigs  
So, I wrecked my camel today  
In which I shame my ex-wife and pull the tiger’s tail. (long)  
\*\*

I gonna get PETA to handle youse guys

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**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2008, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-did-you-first-realize-there-were-sequential-threads/439507/69 "2008-03-08T00:34:37Z")

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\*\*So, I wrecked my camel today  
Should I get drunk tonight?  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2008, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-did-you-first-realize-there-were-sequential-threads/439507/70 "2008-03-08T04:58:11Z")

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**Cambodia to End Trade in Key Ecstasy Ingredient  
I’m gonna eat me some fried guinea pigs  
Vietnam Cracks Down on Hamster Craze**

There’s a connection here _somewhere_… :dubious:

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2008, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-did-you-first-realize-there-were-sequential-threads/439507/71 "2008-03-08T14:05:08Z")

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\*\* Does your carpet match the drapes?  
Translate male jargon, please  
\*\*

They are talking about HAIR. Head hair and hair, eh…down below.

\*\*We can’t set a timetable for withdrawal because…  
Hillary Clinton and her campaign are nothing but smoke & mirrors \*\*

Please don’t ask about her carpet & drapes.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2008, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-did-you-first-realize-there-were-sequential-threads/439507/72 "2008-03-10T12:21:29Z")

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Monday Morning New Posts:

\*\* Do You Ever Dream…About…  
Practical Jokes At Work  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2008, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-did-you-first-realize-there-were-sequential-threads/439507/73 "2008-03-10T17:35:04Z")

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\*\* To me, nothing says Spring like…

Some New Speed Racer Trailers  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2008, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-did-you-first-realize-there-were-sequential-threads/439507/74 "2008-03-10T17:59:54Z")

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\*\*Vatican Announces New Sins  
Hostess Fruit Pie! Apple! Holy shit! \*\*

Sinful indeed

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**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2008, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-did-you-first-realize-there-were-sequential-threads/439507/75 "2008-03-10T18:11:36Z")

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**To me, nothing says Spring like…  
Vera-Ellen’s neck**

Hey, whatever floats your boat.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2008, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-did-you-first-realize-there-were-sequential-threads/439507/76 "2008-03-10T19:33:47Z")

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\*\*Vietnam Cracks Down on Hamster Craze  
Who needs surrealism when you have life? \*\*

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2008, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-did-you-first-realize-there-were-sequential-threads/439507/77 "2008-03-10T19:45:02Z")

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\*\*You know what’s a kick in the teeth?  
Visiting NYC/St John’s University Law School \*\*

That first title is going to get a bit of use here…

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2008, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-did-you-first-realize-there-were-sequential-threads/439507/78 "2008-03-10T20:02:13Z")

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\*\* Translate male jargon, please  
When was the last time you used a floppy disk?  
\*\*

Before Viagra

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2008, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-did-you-first-realize-there-were-sequential-threads/439507/79 "2008-03-10T20:29:32Z")

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\*\*To me, nothing says Spring like…

Candy bar quiz!  
\*\*

Really? Me, I’m more a crocuses-and-robins kind of gal.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2008, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-did-you-first-realize-there-were-sequential-threads/439507/80 "2008-03-10T20:33:41Z")

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\*\*To me, nothing says Spring like…

Tolkien Fan Entmoot  
\*\*  
All those fans standing around with their toes in the not-quite-permafrost, drinking EntDraughts…

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