# When Easter Presents Attack **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 9, 2007, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-easter-presents-attack/399333 "2007-04-09T16:02:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2007, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-easter-presents-attack/399333/1 "2007-04-09T16:02:45Z")
Aww, isn’t this sweet? My daughter gets a [cuuuute stuffed bunny](http://www.sirblah.com/photo/view.php?album=Shayla/Easter%2007&mode=&pic=Shayla-Easter-07_24.JPG&picindex=23) from one of Grandma’s friends. [Too bad](http://www.sirblah.com/photo/view.php?album=Misc&mode=&start=30&pic=Misc035.JPG&picindex=34) it’s obviously going to come to life at night and slaughter our entire fricking family. ---
**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2007, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-easter-presents-attack/399333/2 "2007-04-09T16:04:31Z")
[QUOTE=Hal Briston] Aww, isn’t this sweet? My daughter gets a [cuuuute stuffed bunny](http://www.sirblah.com/photo/view.php?album=Shayla/Easter%2007&mode=&pic=Shayla-Easter-07_24.JPG&picindex=23) from one of Grandma’s friends. \ [Too bad](http://www.sirblah.com/photo/view.php?album=Misc&mode=&start=30&pic=Misc035.JPG&picindex=34) it’s obviously going to come to life at night and slaughter our entire fricking family. [/QUOTE] That bunny definitely has an evil cast to him. Your daughter, though, is adorable. A redhead? ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2007, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-easter-presents-attack/399333/3 "2007-04-09T16:09:08Z")
Sucks to be you, Hal, everyone knows evil toys always go for the father. ---
**Author:** ![Surly\_Chick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@Surly\_Chick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surly_Chick)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2007, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-easter-presents-attack/399333/4 "2007-04-09T17:10:40Z")
I love when people link to their entire photo album and I can surreptitiously view their entire life. Love the animal menagerie, **Hal** , but I can’t find any pictures of your little girl with the beasts. Do you still have them all? ---
**Author:** ![Scubaqueen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c0e974/32.png) [@Scubaqueen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scubaqueen)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2007, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-easter-presents-attack/399333/5 "2007-04-09T17:13:50Z")
[QUOTE=Little Nemo] Sucks to be you, Hal, everyone knows evil toys always go for the father. [/QUOTE] :eek: closet. quick! lock the door! ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Il_Palazzo)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2007, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-easter-presents-attack/399333/6 "2007-04-09T17:42:28Z")
That is an evil looking bunny. I’d bet it has a mean streak a mile wide! My recommendation, find some way to kill the toy before it kills you. “Sorry, Sweety-Pie. Daddy doesn’t know how your bunny got stuffed down the garbage disposal.” Seriously, it’s kill or be killed. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2007, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-easter-presents-attack/399333/7 "2007-04-09T17:49:46Z")
**Hal** , listen to me, this is really important. You are going to need the following: 1. Holy Water 2. An antique Silver Cross 3. A Young Priest 4. An Old Priest 5. Something to remove the Pea Soup stains if you let it go that far. ---
**Author:** ![Dying\_Butterfly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d2c977/32.png) [@Dying\_Butterfly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dying_Butterfly)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2007, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-easter-presents-attack/399333/8 "2007-04-09T17:53:02Z")
It looks like it’s sharpening a knife just off camera. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![lokij](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/5e9695/32.png) [@lokij](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lokij)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2007, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-easter-presents-attack/399333/9 "2007-04-09T18:15:21Z")
If you… are thinking… of cuddling… this bunny… DON’T ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2007, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-easter-presents-attack/399333/10 "2007-04-09T18:18:27Z")
[QUOTE=lokij] … DON’T [/QUOTE] I know what movie you saw this weekend. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2007, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-easter-presents-attack/399333/11 "2007-04-09T18:44:36Z")
[QUOTE=Morgyn] Your daughter, though, is adorable. A redhead? [/QUOTE] Thanks much! She’s got sort of dirty blonde hair, but sometimes it looks _very_ red in pictures. [QUOTE=Surly Chick] Love the animal menagerie, **Hal** , but I can’t find any pictures of your little girl with the beasts. Do you still have them all? [/QUOTE] [Powder](http://www.sirblah.com/photo/view.php?album=Pets&mode=&start=30&pic=pets47.JPG&picindex=46) and [Majyk](http://www.sirblah.com/photo/view.php?album=Pets&mode=&start=90&pic=petsB115.jpg&picindex=114) are no longer with us, but we still have the others. Shayla loves them all, and but [Boo](http://www.sirblah.com/photo/view.php?album=Shayla&mode=&start=60&pic=Shayla068.JPG&picindex=67) is the only one who’ll let her come near them. [Merlin](http://www.sirblah.com/photo/view.php?album=Pets&mode=&start=120&pic=petsB136.JPG&picindex=135) and [Billy](http://www.sirblah.com/photo/view.php?album=Pets&mode=&start=150&pic=petsB162.JPG&picindex=161) run like hell whenever Shayla comes near them. Funny thing is, she’s _very_ gentle with her petting, and those two love all the attention they can get – they just don’t want anything to do with her. That’s fine by Boo, though…he soaks it all up. 🙂 Anyway, getting back to the point of this thread – maybe I should pick up [one of these](http://www.entertainmentearth.com/prodinfo.asp?number=TYV15025) and set up a lagomorph deathmatch? ---
**Author:** ![Surly\_Chick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@Surly\_Chick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surly_Chick)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2007, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-easter-presents-attack/399333/12 "2007-04-10T14:37:20Z")
The pix with Baby and Boo is too cute! And I don’t know about you, but I’m certainly ordering the Monty Python bunny!