# When have you been just utterly incapacitated by laughter?

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**Created:** [February 18, 2010, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-have-you-been-just-utterly-incapacitated-by-laughter/529493 "2010-02-18T17:46:08Z")\
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**Post date:** [February 20, 2010, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-have-you-been-just-utterly-incapacitated-by-laughter/529493/56 "2010-02-20T03:22:40Z")

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From the old thread. This just slew me.

> [@Humor that floored you w/laughter, and you still chuckle just thinking of...](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/humor-that-floored-you-w-laughter-and-you-still-chuckle-just-thinking-of/251166/88):
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> **Me:** Just last night, my husband told me he TiVo’d something for me and I had to guess what it was. I thought it was a joke and that he was saying he taped something that I really needed to see, so I started guessing things I’m not good at: “How to Cook”, “How to Clean”, “How to give Blow Jobs”. He asked me what channel that last one would be on and I said (just thinking of some random ‘how to’-type of channel, “The Do It Yourself Network”. It took me a good 2 minutes to realize just how funny that was. As soon as I realized it, I screamed _"OH MY GOD…DOOOO…IIIIIIT…YOOOOOURSEEEEEELF!_"

I don’t know if this is what **Nutty Bunny** intended, but on my version of the Do It Yourself TV network, the hosts just screams “DO IT YOURSELF” over and over again.

Announcer: “Today on the Do It Yourself network: Repairing Your Kitchen Floor”  
Host: DOOOO!!! IITTTTT!!! YOURSELF!!!

Announcer: ‘Today’s subject is How to Give Blowjobs’  
“DOOO!!! IIIITTTT!!! YOURSELFFF!!!”

Separately, my girlfriend was walking around town tonight. She found an unattended department store bag, and sent me a series of text messages along the lines of ‘I wonder what it is?’ ‘What if it’s a bomb?’ ‘What if it isn’t?’ Maybe I’m mean, but something about the idea of leaving a bomb in a fancy bag, and her indecision, were really hilarious.

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