When I'm 64, and other reminders that you are old

Thanks, AL Traina for correcting my faulty memory. It was Michael, not Kirk Douglas and he said blow jobs, not oral sex.

I remember when people were scared of polio and keeping their kids away from each other. And now some people are saying we have never seen anything like this and who would have thought something like this could happen. Me, that’s who. Now get off my lawn you possibly contagious person!

It’s happening sooner than you predicted.
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Right about polio. In 1948 my sister was invited to play in the state high school band at the State Fair, and my mother wouldn’t let her go. And Mom was no scaredy-cat.