# When in discourse of sequential threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 22, 2020, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906 "2020-06-22T17:57:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 100
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2024, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1982 "2024-01-24T15:26:13Z")
**Serious Questions About the Collapse of Civilization** **Suppose Someone Wanted to Pay You Some Money: How Could they Do that?** I accept canned goods, bottled water, guns, and ammo. ---
**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2024, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1983 "2024-01-24T16:39:43Z")
Not lawyers? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2024, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1984 "2024-01-25T14:00:22Z")
What is your opinion regarding public evangelism? If an everlasting gobstopper existed, how could it be best used? Praise the Everlasting Gobstopper! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2024, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1985 "2024-01-25T14:26:05Z")
How do you treat a wound? Best product to restore gloss piano black finish on speakers? All you really need in your medicine chest is WD-40 and duct tape. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2024, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1986 "2024-01-29T13:02:36Z")
**If Texas seceded, how far up shit creek would they be? How do you pronounce coitus?** In this case, I’d pronounce it starting with an “F”. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2024, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1987 "2024-01-29T18:25:08Z")
There are icebergs in my MMP! Ever seen stalagmites on your icecubes? It’s always the same old crap on the Yakutsk message boards. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2024, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1988 "2024-01-30T19:41:21Z")
Are The First Year(s) Of Medical Or Law School The Same For Every Student? Amputation without anesthesia? Naw, we practiced doing that our second year in med school. First year was spent learning the four humors and cutting for stone. ---
**Author:** ![psychobunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/54ee81/32.png) [@psychobunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psychobunny)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2024, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1989 "2024-01-31T06:16:47Z")
Your medical school was much more advanced than mine. I like to say that the first year we learned “this is the nose” “ these are the ears” etc. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2024, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1990 "2024-01-31T23:02:42Z")
Three men freeze to death in a friend’s backyard and aren’t found for three days So, what made you smile today? That decapitation case in Levittown cheered me right up! ---
**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2024, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1991 "2024-02-02T07:54:04Z")
**Why do so many people still believe in God?** **Entropy is Scary** ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2024, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1992 "2024-02-02T13:02:17Z")
Unexpectedly hazardous things Ordered a new MacBook Pro, FedEx delivers an obviously empty box I guess it might be hazardous if you’re a cat? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2024, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1993 "2024-02-02T19:32:32Z")
Amelia Earhart’s plane found on the sea floor? How, exactly, do Airtags work? Pretty darn good, but we still haven’t found Judge Crater. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2024, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1994 "2024-02-07T03:00:42Z")
The life of stupid people In Galveston for two days, what to do, what to do? Let’s get haircuts and go bowling! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2024, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1995 "2024-02-07T23:00:28Z")
**For those that still think they can talk their way out of it with police Meaning of “review bombing”** “Officer, I did say that I was going to bomb the pizza joint, but what I meant was I was going to _review bomb_ it.” ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2024, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1996 "2024-02-08T14:12:05Z")
**How not to react after you pull off a baby’s head** **Ugh, do I REALLY have to schedule ANOTHER colonoscopy?** The topic of the first thread really disturbs me, and I wouldn’t include it i this thread, but the subsequent entry just seems to fit so well. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2024, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1997 "2024-02-08T21:48:12Z")
How far can I legally defend myself against a Road Rager? [Roman] dodecahedrons That might be deemed excessive force. Better stick to convex quadrilaterals. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2024, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1998 "2024-02-10T18:38:23Z")
Dumb, obvious jokes some people can’t help but reflexively make When a police officer asks “are you carrying?” “No, officer, I delivered last week. Tee-hee!” ---
**Author:** ![mnemosyne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c4cdca/32.png) [@mnemosyne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mnemosyne)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2024, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1999 "2024-02-11T14:46:53Z")
Ask the person taking ozempic How many pills ---
**Author:** ![Briny\_Deep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/briny_deep/32/17188_2.png) [@Briny\_Deep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Briny_Deep)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2024, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/2000 "2024-02-12T01:07:36Z")
What will you do if Trump wins in November? How many pills? ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2024, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/2001 "2024-02-12T01:55:09Z")
**Ask the person taking Ozempic** **Could you use another thumb in your life/job?** Seek medical assistance if extra thumbs last more than four hours. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906.md?page=99) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906.md?page=101)