# When in discourse of sequential threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 22, 2020, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906 "2020-06-22T17:57:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 104
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2024, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/2062 "2024-04-04T01:05:53Z")
**Trapped in the past, you accidentally kill your favourite novelist. What do you do?** **Who’s missing that you really want to see on the Board?** My favorite novelist is missing ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2024, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/2063 "2024-04-05T14:07:27Z")
Danger of Drones on US. Hijack from Ukraine Invasion thread I need a toilet that is flush with power The Russians now have deck-mounted Toto Drake IIs with Tornado Flush, to protect their Black Sea fleet from Ukrainian drones. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2024, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/2064 "2024-04-05T17:01:47Z")
**“Well smack my ass and call me Sally!”…WTF?** **Words one can get confused** Yup, that’s pretty much what the thread is about ---
**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2024, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/2065 "2024-04-06T14:25:47Z")
**What does your household consume more of than usual?** **Straight guys who enjoy being penetrated anally** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2024, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/2066 "2024-04-06T15:21:46Z")
The Republican Party is the Party of Evil How can I stop butt dialing the world? I dunno, “America: Butt-Dialing The World” is a helluva campaign slogan. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2024, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/2067 "2024-04-06T23:12:54Z")
What are these welts (?) on my arm? How common is the term “cookie” in skiiing? Most skiers get those welts executing a maneuver called “a loaf of sourdough bread”. ---
**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2024, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/2068 "2024-04-08T18:13:27Z")
**What does your household consume _less_ of than usual?** **Garbage Galore!** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2024, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/2069 "2024-04-09T15:35:27Z")
Retirement question. How does one retire? Snow and Watertown, NY? A senior living complex in Watertown, N.Y. is the perfect reward for a life well spent. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2024, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/2070 "2024-04-09T18:31:16Z")
**Ways in which you are annoyingly pedantic Misread thread titles** I think you mean the thread about _Misinterpreted_ thread titles. ---
**Author:** ![TheGunIsMightierThanThePen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thegunismightierthanthepen/32/2981_2.png) [@TheGunIsMightierThanThePen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheGunIsMightierThanThePen)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2024, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/2071 "2024-04-10T01:02:03Z")
From the IMHO category: [![](https://i.imgur.com/tNOBL8U.png) ](https://i.imgur.com/tNOBL8U.png) ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2024, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/2072 "2024-04-10T16:00:41Z")
How Can Truth Social be worth $6 Billion? Garbage Galore! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2024, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/2073 "2024-04-12T19:09:58Z")
Where does “neener neener neener” come from? NATO code names “Yo’ mama” means the missiles are on their way. 😱 ---
**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2024, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/2074 "2024-04-13T02:05:50Z")
**The Great Ongoing Aviation Thread (general and other)** **It’s Time to Let My Dog Go** Hope he’s wearing a parachute… ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2024, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/2075 "2024-04-13T14:20:28Z")
Who will be Trump’s running mate? Do they make shock collars for parrots? “Brawwk!! Yes, he’s wonderful!!!” ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2024, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/2076 "2024-04-13T20:51:17Z")
**Serious Questions About the Collapse of Civilization** **What do you wear swimming, men?** Priorities! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2024, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/2077 "2024-04-14T02:35:52Z")
How Could I (Ethically) Get to Touch A Chimp, Gorilla, Orangutan Or Bonobo In The US? How Common Are Fatal Wild Animal-On-Human Attacks In (Western) Europe? Japan? Australia/NZ? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2024, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/2078 "2024-04-14T22:23:37Z")
Today I was annoyed by Fucking scammer motherfuckers ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2024, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/2079 "2024-04-15T13:50:06Z")
Incredible powers discovered/revealed on Star Trek that are used once and dismissed forever How do you feel about self-checkout now? “She’s scanning vegetables at warp speed, Captain!” ---
**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2024, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/2080 "2024-04-15T22:30:16Z")
**Stupid Rhetorical Questions** **Do Satanists Have A Branding Issue?** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2024, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/2081 "2024-04-17T11:45:02Z")
**What would have happened if Adam didn’t bite the apple?** **Nuclear-fusion power plants** [David Warner as the Devil in _Time Bandits_] I would have started with Nuclear Fusion Power Plants on Day One! And Lasers! [DWatDiTB] [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906.md?page=103) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906.md?page=105)