# When in discourse of sequential threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 22, 2020, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906 "2020-06-22T17:57:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2024, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/2202 "2024-07-17T22:08:29Z")

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**Death of Sibling, legal advice needed**  
**You’re a ghost… now what?**

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2024, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/2203 "2024-07-17T23:30:27Z")

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You’re a ghost… now what?  
Smart, cheap, or something else?

I was thinking witty and debonair, like Cary Grant as George Kerby in _Topper_.

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**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2024, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/2204 "2024-07-18T12:41:13Z")

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**Adult Issues in the Disneyverse**  
**Goofiest (Dance ?) Moves in a Music Video**

Gawrsh, I’m a-shakin’ what my mama gave me!

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2024, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/2205 "2024-07-19T13:26:11Z")

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How to say “I’m fucking stupid” creatively  
The Bundys are at it again.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2024, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/2206 "2024-07-21T18:17:00Z")

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If you could magically eliminate one thing from earth…  
Can you explain the appeal of white vinyl fencing?

If it bothers you that much, OK. But I would’ve picked something much worse to eliminate, like truck tire planters or wearing bermuda shorts and white socks with black dress shoes.

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**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2024, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/2207 "2024-07-22T16:06:05Z")

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**If you could magically eliminate one thing from earth…**  
**Scam… or idiot?**

Definitely scam. Idiot will eliminate himself.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2024, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/2208 "2024-07-23T12:42:12Z")

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**You’re a ghost… now what?**  
**Flying without a photo ID?**

Yep – that’s one of the advantages

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2024, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/2209 "2024-07-24T02:25:55Z")

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Baby Robins  
Did you ever run away from home?

Yes, but some dumbass human kept putting us back in the nest. 😡

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2024, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/2210 "2024-07-24T18:16:05Z")

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What’s a cool thing about you?  
Rotator Cuff Injury

It happened because I tried to move the refrigerator, but I tell people it’s from when I struck out Ohtani in the bottom of the ninth.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2024, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/2211 "2024-07-24T18:47:43Z")

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Let’s suggest zinger lines Harris could use in her campaign and debate  
Re-watching “Seinfeld”

Responding to Trump with “No soup for you!” is a sure-fire debate winner.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2024, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/2212 "2024-07-28T01:45:22Z")

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Let’s suggest zinger lines Harris could use in her campaign and debate  
How has the disgraced, CONVICTED FELON, former President Trump pissed you off today?

Might be a little too “zingy” for the debate, but a good opening line for Harris ads.

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**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2024, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/2213 "2024-07-29T23:57:27Z")

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**Let’s talk about CHEESE!**  
**The most disappointing dessert**

I was hoping for a brownie sundae. But got limburger. 😢

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2024, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/2214 "2024-07-31T03:04:44Z")

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If you had to give up one of your 5 senses for a month, which would you pick?  
Have you ever bought cryptocurrencies?

No, I decided not to give up common sense for a month.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2024, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/2215 "2024-07-31T16:29:08Z")

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**Ugh, do I REALLY have to schedule ANOTHER colonoscopy?**  
**Katmai Brown Bear Cam is up!**

Up what?

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2024, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/2216 "2024-07-31T19:57:13Z")

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**Right-handed people, a few questions:**  
**What are you a “snob” about?**  
**What if all firearms vanished?**

I’m pretty sure lefties could answer those just as well as righties

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**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2024, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/2217 "2024-08-01T13:47:20Z")

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**Lorelei and the Laser Eyes - huge recommendation from me**  
**Bob vs The Laser**

Bob and Lorelei sitting in a tree, L•A•S•E•R•I•N•G !

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2024, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/2218 "2024-08-03T13:14:40Z")

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What one band is the epitome of classic rock for you  
Tesla Cybertruck

Interesting choice, but classic rock fans would favor The Cars or REO Speedwagon.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2024, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/2219 "2024-08-04T14:56:26Z")

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Hippos in Colombia  
Seeking email provider for mass emailing purposes

Odd. Around here, they’re more into texting.

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2024, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/2220 "2024-08-05T19:15:27Z")

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**Do you re-use ZipLock bags?**  
**Dozens at TikTok HQ suffer food poisoning**

From food in reused ZipLock bags, no doubt

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2024, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/2221 "2024-08-05T23:02:46Z")

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What the hell is so attractive about fascism?  
Three days in Banff/Lake Louise

Hell, in the old days you could get a week at Berchtesgaden.

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