# When in discourse of sequential threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 22, 2020, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906 "2020-06-22T17:57:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2020, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/241 "2020-10-04T20:52:55Z")

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**Things That Have Become Less Scary With Time**  
**Baby falling through window**

“Ah, it’s 2020. The poor little tyke is probably better off this way.”

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2020, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/242 "2020-10-05T13:36:17Z")

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What is this switch for?  
Password chaos

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2020, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/243 "2020-10-05T18:27:46Z")

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**Kuhneutson Valves and Flux Capacitors**  
**Weirdest names you’ve ever heard**

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2020, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/244 "2020-10-05T21:26:12Z")

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Stupid injuries  
Trump has COVID!

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2020, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/245 "2020-10-05T23:14:38Z")

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In defence of wokeness  
Does anybody still use BC Headache Powder?

I use it when I want to be woke since it has caffeine.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2020, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/246 "2020-10-06T00:06:42Z")

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Why are Canadians the most defensive people in the world when accused of potential racism?  
What is racial equity? What is racial equality?

And while you try to think of a snappy comeback, they scarf up the last six-pack of Molson and race out the door. ☹

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2020, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/247 "2020-10-06T19:49:35Z")

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Things That Have Become Less Scary With Time  
Botticelli - Oct. 2020

But it was _incredibly_ scary in Feb. 2019, not to mention Apr. 1998!

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2020, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/248 "2020-10-06T21:23:57Z")

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**Jokes that, nowadays, need explaining**  
**I’m done with ketchup**

You’re gonna have to explain that one to me.

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2020, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/249 "2020-10-07T01:47:12Z")

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**Situations in which apologizing increases people anger rather than decreasing it**  
**White people voicing non-white characters**

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2020, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/250 "2020-10-07T17:09:58Z")

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Free Masonry  
Can you get drunk on Listerine?

Yes, those Freemasons are real party animals.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2020, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/251 "2020-10-07T23:17:21Z")

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Atheists: If there had to be a god, what would you want it to be like?  
Your childhood TV crushes

Jeez, when you said you worshipped Gidget, I didn’t think you were _serious_.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2020, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/252 "2020-10-08T03:29:36Z")

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What are poll watchers going to be watching for?  
Forms of Valid ID

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2020, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/253 "2020-10-08T13:24:53Z")

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**Today in nature I saw**  
**Last 747 passenger flight in the US**

(peers through binoculars)  
Look at that! You never see a Widebody Quadjet any more!

Beautiful plumage!

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2020, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/254 "2020-10-09T02:36:55Z")

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R.I.P. Johnny Nash  
I have a new upright freezer. How shall I fill it?

Actually, I think he specified cremation…

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**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2020, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/255 "2020-10-09T06:11:35Z")

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**How do I clean a hummingbird skull without destroying it?**  
**Better to be a Jack of All Trades or A Master of One?**

If cleaning hummingbird skulls is the one trade you’ve mastered, I _really_ hope you have another source of income.

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2020, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/256 "2020-10-09T18:13:11Z")

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**Why I hate this new fangled streaming**  
**The bullying of Frank Burns in M_A_S\*H**

Just so you know, he gets bullied on DVD as well.

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2020, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/257 "2020-10-09T21:39:45Z")

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**What is Trump’s current health?**  
**Pelosi is setting up a bipartisan institution regarding the 25th amendment**

So, not good, I take it.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2020, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/258 "2020-10-11T20:42:51Z")

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Have you ever had a kitten climb up under your car engine?  
Pet pictures!

Wasn’t her expression cute when I cranked the starter?

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**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2020, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/259 "2020-10-12T14:53:52Z")

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**You hear a smoke/gas-detector alarm in apt**  
**Do you own (and use) a bathrobe?**

Well, I’m not running out into the hallway in my underwear, that’s for sure.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2020, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/260 "2020-10-15T15:18:42Z")

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What does bat milk taste like?  
Comparing nutritional value of cat food

I dunno, but if you’re still hungry I can recommend a really tasty goat chow.

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