# When in discourse of sequential threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 22, 2020, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906 "2020-06-22T17:57:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2025, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/2682 "2025-11-29T16:52:34Z")

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What occupations could you learn at a professional level through Youtube?  
Off with their heads!

I’ve gotten pretty handy with a guillotine just from watching YouTube videos.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2025, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/2683 "2025-12-02T17:38:56Z")

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Suggestion for a new tablet?  
Sometimes Technology Just Complicates Things

Yeah, go with this one. No worries about battery recharging.

[![](https://i.etsystatic.com/9206547/r/il/e47af9/2302966431/il_1080xN.2302966431_jrpr.jpg) ](https://i.etsystatic.com/9206547/r/il/e47af9/2302966431/il_1080xN.2302966431_jrpr.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2025, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/2684 "2025-12-02T18:30:34Z")

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**Must-do things in London or within an afternoon’s drive?  
vacation-travel  
Who adopts chickens - need answer fast**

Personally, I’d adopt a domestic chicken, the necessary paperwork, & time in quarantine until you can cuddle it back in the US is more than I want to deal with.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2025, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/2685 "2025-12-03T01:22:45Z")

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**Goon, you’re free!  
You can’t watch Pornhub in Texas (for the time being)**

I guess you’re free except in Texas.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2025, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/2686 "2025-12-03T15:21:11Z")

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In YOUR opinion, when’s the best time to get cataract surgery?  
I’ve seen fire and I’ve seen rain 3

I think you’re overdue for cataract surgery.

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2025, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/2687 "2025-12-05T02:25:02Z")

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**Laser Range Finder**  
**Blowing up boats off So. America - war crime or not?**

The crime is shooting them, not the targeting mechanism

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2025, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/2688 "2025-12-07T03:41:09Z")

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Screw you, Burl Ives!  
Trump is dying

Many have succumbed after being subjected to “A Holly Jolly Christmas”.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2025, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/2689 "2025-12-09T19:51:14Z")

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Does this congressional ban on hemp-derived THC products affect state-level marijuana legalization  
When you are about 30,000 feet in a plane

No, that’s a legal high.

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2025, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/2690 "2025-12-09T20:58:10Z")

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**Who would make a better President?**  
**Walk me through the process of ordering a round at a British pub**

I thought the bars legally can’t open on Election Day until after the polls close

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2025, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/2691 "2025-12-10T15:25:13Z")

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Mass murder on the high seas (Venezuelan “drug boat”)  
Transgender for everyone

Royal Caribbean’s promotions are gettiing stranger and stranger.

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**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2025, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/2692 "2025-12-10T16:36:54Z")

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> [@Spiderman](#):
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> **Who would make a better President?**  
> **Walk me through the process of ordering a round at a British pub**
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> I thought the bars legally can’t open on Election Day until after the polls close

Not sure if that’s a joke, but no. No requirement in UK that bars close on election day. And pubs and polls both close at 11PM.

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**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2025, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/2693 "2025-12-13T03:46:53Z")

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**Spelling question involving the letter “d”**

**Why blue eyes?**

Because “blude eydes” would just be silly.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2025, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/2694 "2025-12-13T16:08:45Z")

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Visiting sites of past bad events  
What are these metal things on concrete benches

No idea, but it’s wise to check carefully before plopping your butt down on them.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2025, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/2695 "2025-12-14T23:12:20Z")

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What is “ok” to put through a sink disposal?  
Most people get Ayn Rand’s philosophy wrong

Understood, but if you don’t feed in _The Fountainhead_ sloowly, you’re gonna have a monster plumber’s bill.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2025, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/2696 "2025-12-27T02:48:47Z")

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NM

Nm

Nm

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2026, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/2697 "2026-01-03T23:58:49Z")

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Korean Reunification  
An alternative to Israel that probably would have worked

🤔

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2026, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/2698 "2026-01-04T00:37:02Z")

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**Have you ever been caught masturbating?**  
**Gifts from the company catalogue-The Good, The Bad and The Ugly**

If it was in the company catalogue, why _can’t_ I use it at work? 🫣😲

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2026, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/2699 "2026-01-05T00:04:01Z")

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What is the point of supervised release with an ankle monitor?  
Could the British have defeated the American Revolution if they’d done this?

Nah, there would have been a ton of ankle monitors thrown into Boston harbor.

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**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2026, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/2700 "2026-01-05T14:26:39Z")

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**Did Pavlov Think About Feeding His Dog Every Time He Heard a Bell Ring?**  
**Friendly Dog Becomes Aggressive**

Because he didn’t get fed when the bell rang.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2026, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/2701 "2026-01-06T21:59:36Z")

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Craig the elephant has died  
Being the last poster of a thread and then it dies

Poor Craig never could resist posting in obscure threads.

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