# When in discourse of sequential threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 22, 2020, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906 "2020-06-22T17:57:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2026, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/2722 "2026-02-20T20:07:41Z")

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**Privileges One Receives When They Hit 50**

**An AI lover? Is this real?**

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2026, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/2723 "2026-02-22T21:30:10Z")

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_AI image generation is getting crazy good_  
_An AI lover? Is this real?_

Nope, just generative AI!

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_Frontrunners for Democratic presidential nomination in 2028_  
_Man armed with gun and fuel can shot dead after breaking into Trump’s Mar-a-Lago property_

I’m pretty sure being dead will interfere with his prospects.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2026, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/2724 "2026-02-24T02:32:31Z")

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Worst movie titles  
The Doorman cometh

Too artsy-sounding. _Too Late To Scream, It’s The Doorman_ will send chills down their spine.

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2026, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/2725 "2026-02-24T15:55:44Z")

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**Why don’t you lift weights?**  
**Incorporating weight-loss drugs into your life**

Since I started taking a GLP1 I don’t have to lift my _fat_ arse out of the chair anymore.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2026, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/2726 "2026-02-26T18:19:43Z")

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TH sounds in other languages  
Don’t say yes!

Mais ouith!

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2026, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/2727 "2026-02-27T16:53:37Z")

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Names for Trump  
Amanda Seyfried and the Prosthetic Butthole

Never knew those two were an item.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2026, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/2728 "2026-03-01T02:44:06Z")

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How does Canadian health care work?  
Why am I now seeing the term “unalived” all over the place instead of the much shorter “killed” or “died”?

It was inevitable, once they started calling pain “discomfort”.

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2026, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/2729 "2026-03-02T13:54:24Z")

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**Tell me about your experiences with dental tourism!**  
**Should we go through with our Mexico vacation in February (poll)?**

That depends; how bad is your toothache?

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**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2026, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/2730 "2026-03-05T18:19:47Z")

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Not Straight Dope:

At the top of the page was an ad for Pokemon, underneath was a second ad featuring Jurassic Park.

T-Rex used bite, it was ridiculously effective

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2026, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/2731 "2026-03-06T19:39:07Z")

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English sparrows’ lack of predators in the US  
EE-UU??

It’s the last sound they hear before the talons latch on.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2026, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/2732 "2026-03-06T22:06:08Z")

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What’s the thing you inexplicably own a million of?  
The Doomsday Clock

Midnight’s going to be a blast at my place.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2026, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/2733 "2026-03-07T00:27:18Z")

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Mandarin Language Question: PLA  
EE-UU??

I tried that when ordering at the Chinese takeout place, and they gave me blackened kumquats on a bed of Asian roadkill.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2026, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/2734 "2026-03-09T13:17:03Z")

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Is this how WW3 happens?  
Receiving anonymous gifts of cash

Yep, the world leaders were told that the anonymous bundles of unmarked bills would stop coming if they didn’t unleash the nukes.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2026, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/2735 "2026-03-09T17:13:19Z")

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Funny pet names  
Spreadsheets and AI

Linux and Excel would be perfect for a pair of long-haired dachshunds.

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**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2026, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/2736 "2026-03-09T22:23:47Z")

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**Ancestry DNA test. What to expect?**

**What was your colonoscopy recovery like?**

😳

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**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2026, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/2737 "2026-03-11T12:13:59Z")

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**How are particularly horrific criminals treated by the other inmates?**

**What specific kind of landline phone do I need in this situation?**

None - you need a cell phone.

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**Author:** ![Thing.Fish](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thing.fish/32/9168_2.png) [@Thing.Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thing.Fish)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2026, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/2738 "2026-03-15T02:36:43Z")

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Ancestry DNA Tests: What to Expect?

More Jokes

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2026, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/2739 "2026-03-17T17:36:09Z")

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The hatred for Scrappy-Doo  
Any accordion players here?

Because I think I’ve come up with an idea that will make him even _more_ annoying!

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2026, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/2740 "2026-03-22T15:01:32Z")

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So… How does one actually use AI?  
Bath, or shower?

I always feel extra-refreshed after my daily AI shower, but they still complain at work.

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2026, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/2741 "2026-03-22T20:36:37Z")

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Omnibus Evil MFers in the news thread  
Real Time with Bill Maher  
Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 2)

Ah, the old “is he evil or just stupid” debate.

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