# When in discourse of sequential threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 22, 2020, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906 "2020-06-22T17:57:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 138
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2026, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/2742 "2026-03-26T22:52:14Z")
Your feel-good story for the day ‘Losing your stomach’ feeling I felt so much better after finding it under the dining room table. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2026, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/2743 "2026-03-29T15:09:32Z")
Anyone here watch the 60 minutes episode on Havana Syndrome? Tell me about your OTR Microwave – Black only (not Black Stainless) Pointing my black microwave at the noisy neighbors has settled them down considerably. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2026, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/2744 "2026-03-30T20:54:22Z")
**So what do we impeach him for? The Melania movie reviews are in! (they’re not good)** It’s at _least_ as an impeachable offense as 1/6! ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2026, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/2745 "2026-04-01T03:44:58Z")
_Why do so many posters have trouble staying on topic? Fucking scammer motherfuckers_ They are just here for the scams, not to talk. * * * _Fucking scammer motherfuckers_ _Trump is dying_ Why’d you have to get my hopes up like that? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2026, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/2746 "2026-04-05T15:17:47Z")
We find conclusive proof of advanced alien civilization on a nearby exoplanet; what do we tell them? What to do with 12 tons of KitKat bars And after they work their way through the KitKat bars, we bribe 'em with 12 tons of Payday bars and 16 tons of Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups. Instead of invading Earth, they’ll just lie there burping. ---
**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2026, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/2747 "2026-04-05T22:36:44Z")
**Hard boiled eggs** **Paul Simon - Something So Wrong?** Yeah, it’s spelled “Newman.” ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2026, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/2748 "2026-04-06T02:32:38Z")
Where’s the Beef? Stroganoff? Dishes made with Anger Right between the Angry Bird Pie and the Furious Fries. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2026, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/2749 "2026-04-06T14:43:23Z")
**Today in Nature I saw** **Custom License Plates – Seen in the Wild** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2026, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/2750 "2026-04-06T17:10:47Z")
**“Eggs over Medium”** – **What do you expect to get?** **Hard Boiled Eggs** ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2026, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/2751 "2026-04-06T22:01:53Z")
**Being the last poster of a thread and then it dies** **Ozempic, the bowel paralyzer** This sounds like “Ozempic” is a poster, and their tag line is “the bowel paralyzer”, so of course any thread that they post to will immediately die! ---
**Author:** ![teelabrown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/teelabrown/32/8412_2.png) [@teelabrown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teelabrown)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2026, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/2752 "2026-04-07T19:45:29Z")
**What do we impeach him for?** **Roundabout hysteria** That’s actually a good idea. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2026, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/2753 "2026-04-13T14:25:29Z")
What became ubiquitous then went away in your lifetime? Are funerals going out of fashion? Yeah, used to be I’d go to several funerals a week. But they ain’t inviting me no more. ---
**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2026, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/2754 "2026-04-16T02:11:07Z")
**Sid Kroft has died** **Sid Kroft is dead** Well, which is it? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2026, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/2755 "2026-04-16T21:37:50Z")
Leave the birthrate alone They are trying it again- Ten Commandments I don’t recall “Be fruitful and multiply” being one of the Commandments. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2026, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/2756 "2026-04-22T01:13:06Z")
Man dies from “splenectomy” where they removed his LIVER instead! Karma is a bitch, especially when it’s a bull’s horn up your ass Jeez, medical board punishments are getting nasty. 🐃 ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2026, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/2757 "2026-04-23T14:36:56Z")
**University of Maryland scientists have created a fart-tracking device. Any volunteers? What is this shower for?** Oh, never mind that tube. We just had no other place to install the vent. It would only fit at 2 1/2 feet high in the back of the shower. ---
**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2026, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/2758 "2026-05-01T14:22:35Z")
**In the market for a bicycle** **Red or Blue?** Depends whether you’re planning a Big Adventure. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2026, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/2759 "2026-05-01T15:16:53Z")
…or if you really want to see how deep the rabbit hole goes. ---
**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2026, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/2760 "2026-05-02T07:37:36Z")
**Cast the Donald Trump biopic** **Who greenlighted this cinematic shitshow?** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2026, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/2761 "2026-05-03T16:20:26Z")
Why is it called Duck Fat but Beef Tallow? A Sloppy Joe question I’ll just have a small green salad, thanks. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906.md?page=137) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906.md?page=139)