# When in discourse of sequential threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 22, 2020, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906 "2020-06-22T17:57:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2020, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/321 "2020-11-09T01:52:30Z")

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**Can I get back to work?**  
**The stress of covid lockdown has finally hit me**

Please? Mother, may I?

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2020, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/322 "2020-11-10T20:05:10Z")

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**Do you eat at unusual times?**  
**So What’s for Dinner Tonight?**

And more important, when is it?

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2020, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/323 "2020-11-11T00:14:13Z")

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Someone offers you a left-handed handshake…  
Ever know or meet a spy?

It’s a dead giveaway. Tell them _nothing_.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2020, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/324 "2020-11-11T15:55:21Z")

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Let’s name a Biden Cabinet  
Tabasco or Frank’s Red Hot?

I think _both_ of them should be in his cabinet … ohhh, you mean the _Presidential_ cabinet. Never mind.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2020, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/325 "2020-11-12T12:56:09Z")

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The “Far Left” is already being demonized  
Is that your doppelganger?

Far to the left of me, there’s a demon that looks just like me.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2020, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/326 "2020-11-14T12:11:39Z")

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What will happen if Trump somehow remains president?  
How to prevent this election nonsense from happening again

If he somehow remains president, he will prevent this election nonsense from happening again.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2020, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/327 "2020-11-14T16:32:31Z")

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Major injuries you had as a kid  
Nuclear attack scenario

In my neighborhood we didn’t mess around with snowball fights.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2020, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/328 "2020-11-14T23:27:02Z")

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Supreme Court vs Pope  
Nuclear attack scenario

The perfect sequel to _Cowboys & Aliens_.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2020, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/329 "2020-11-15T05:16:26Z")

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Forcing the Senate to adjourn  
Exile instead of Prison

Geez, what a softie you are. ☹

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2020, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/330 "2020-11-16T15:08:06Z")

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Will Pence attend Harris’ inauguration?  
Will Trump attend Biden’s inauguration?

More importantly, will Melania cut in line ahead of Jill at Chick-fil-a?

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2020, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/331 "2020-11-16T19:04:07Z")

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In the 24th Century, Do They Know What an Omelet Is?  
Lying bastards at UPS think I’m stupid

“We dropped the package on top of the omelet next to your hovercar!”

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2020, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/332 "2020-11-17T13:03:06Z")

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**Are there sex toys for your pets?**  
**My Cat Just Coughed Up an 18 Inch Piece of This Plastic**

Always make sure that your cat’s vibrator is larger than its esophagus

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2020, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/333 "2020-11-18T01:24:35Z")

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A few questions about overheating machine guns  
Popcorn Ceiling Coming down

I’d recommend a few more seconds between bursts.

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2020, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/334 "2020-11-18T06:34:42Z")

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**Strip clubs- most full contact?**  
**Laptop recommendations**

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/335 "2020-11-18T13:50:05Z")

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**Kitchen Creativity**  
**So What’s for Dinner Tonight? (2020 Anything Goes Edition)**

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**Author:** ![Max\_S](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/46a35a/32.png) [@Max\_S](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_S)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2020, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/336 "2020-11-19T07:05:55Z")

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**Man kinds purpose  
Man’s kind porpoise**

There’s a lesson to be learned here.

~Max

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2020, 11:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/337 "2020-11-19T11:14:37Z")

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Have you ever driven a car or truck with a carburetor?  
Oh, fuck. I’m 60!

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2020, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/338 "2020-11-19T15:46:05Z")

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Question for men, particularly tall men  
Whence the urge to be transgressive?

After you’re asked “How’s the weather up there?” for the 50th time, something just snaps.

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2020, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/339 "2020-11-19T21:40:35Z")

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**Tell us an interesting random fact you stumbled across**  
**Oh, fuck. I’m 60!**

“I was just going through some old papers, and I found my Long-Form Birth Certificate…”

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2020, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/340 "2020-11-20T16:55:02Z")

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**Man kinds purpose**  
**Pet pictures!**

Makes sense to me.

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