# When in discourse of sequential threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 22, 2020, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906 "2020-06-22T17:57:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2021, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/401 "2021-01-06T03:25:56Z")

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**What’s Trump’s end game for the last 14 days of his presidency?**  
**Will Trump kill himself on January 20?**

Metaphorical end. I mean, I think.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2021, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/402 "2021-01-09T15:44:15Z")

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In the dustbin of our cultural history  
I don’t think I will ever retire

Dream on, Donald.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2021, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/403 "2021-01-09T16:58:45Z")

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What message would it take to make obesity rates plummet dramatically?  
I earn the money in this relationship! What I say goes!

No more Little Debbie snack cakes for _you_.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2021, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/404 "2021-01-09T20:16:23Z")

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**Which animals do not have external bilateral symmetry?  
Roaches and cocoa**

Asked and answered.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2021, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/405 "2021-01-12T15:17:48Z")

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What’s the most interesting car you saw today?  
You’re gonna need a bigger butt

You spotted a Ford Expedition? Cool.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2021, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/406 "2021-01-12T18:21:56Z")

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**[Older Dopers: What new musical artists do you listen to?  
Your geographical misconceptions**

Ahhh, the great new album by the Decemberists!

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2021, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/407 "2021-01-13T16:03:18Z")

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Religious people, what is your view of the norse gods?  
Quality of life without a spleen?

It’s never a good idea to piss off the Norse gods.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2021, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/408 "2021-01-15T04:24:15Z")

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Women Walking Arm in Arm  
How strong an insult is “daft”?

Strong enough to get you whomped by heavy purses in stereo.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2021, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/409 "2021-01-16T16:13:42Z")

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What do people pair a merlot with?  
xkcd thread

If you’re going to join us in the Mallard Fillmore thread, bring a couple six-packs of Pabst Blue Ribbon.

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2021, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/410 "2021-01-16T19:07:58Z")

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**Why can’t the FBI just trace every phone inside the capitol building during the coup attempt**  
**Bouncing Telephone Lines**

We’re _trying_ to trace them, but the darn things keep bouncing around!

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2021, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/411 "2021-01-19T00:26:34Z")

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**Waiting to have sex**  
**Swapping hard drives**

So bacteria aren’t the only things that practice conjugation…

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2021, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/412 "2021-01-19T01:14:01Z")

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Which animals do not have external bilateral symmetry?  
Hitler’s Single Testicle

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2021, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/413 "2021-01-19T13:50:44Z")

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**Somebody missing a few marbles**  
**Paltrow introduces vagina scented candle**

Wait’ll you hear what she thinks people should do with that jade egg.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2021, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/414 "2021-01-19T15:22:04Z")

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**Phrases/terms that aggravate the hell out of you**  
**Citizen Trump (et al.)**

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2021, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/415 "2021-01-19T17:50:23Z")

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**What life lessons have you learned from your pet?**  
**Help Me Learn French**

Rover tried his best to teach me, but his accent was just too thick.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2021, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/416 "2021-01-19T21:01:25Z")

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**Fossilized Dinosaur Cloaca!**  
**Has Anyone Received Their Stimulus?**

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2021, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/417 "2021-01-19T21:47:40Z")

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Waiting to have sex  
I got a MyPillow gift certificate for Xmas. Now what?

The pillow is a start, but your odds will improve if you spring for a mattress and bedding too.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2021, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/418 "2021-01-20T18:38:43Z")

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**Phrases/terms that aggravate the hell out of you**  
**It wasn’t a coup**

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2021, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/419 "2021-01-20T19:22:36Z")

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Very stupid overheard conversations  
Moving Day at the White House

“We’ll return the furniture in some form.”

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**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2021, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/420 "2021-01-20T22:58:26Z")

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**Where might Trump go?**  
**America’s Booziest Cities**

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