# When in discourse of sequential threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 22, 2020, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906 "2020-06-22T17:57:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 25
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2021, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/481 "2021-02-24T16:09:15Z")
How do birds identify food? Serving animal dishes with the head attached…ewww…why? All _right_, I’ll decapitate the damn bugs before I put them in the feeder. Sheesh! ---
**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2021, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/482 "2021-02-24T23:27:14Z")
**Today in nature I saw** **I saw the girl of my dreams…** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2021, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/483 "2021-02-25T13:47:06Z")
I saw the girl of my dreams SDMB tradition - my colonoscopy thread I wanna be sedated. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2021, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/484 "2021-02-25T15:23:37Z")
**Reluctantly — Fuck Texas** **Florida is Officially Fucked** Was it Texas? Or maybe Alberta? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2021, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/485 "2021-02-25T17:11:31Z")
There’s a Californicated joke in there somewhere. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2021, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/486 "2021-02-25T20:21:54Z")
**Resident Alien, aka Quincy, E.T** **Alien v. Farrow** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2021, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/487 "2021-02-26T14:09:03Z")
**I saw the girl of my dreams** **She’s not a tomboy, she’s a boy** Whatever works for you. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2021, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/488 "2021-02-26T15:48:54Z")
Serving animal dishes with the head attached…ewww…why? Why Karen? She’s actually quite tasty when properly seasoned. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2021, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/489 "2021-02-27T00:02:42Z")
Have you ever named your car? Sad and empty Pay attention to the gas gauge next time, dummy. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2021, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/490 "2021-02-27T05:28:45Z")
**Magic powers you apparently have** **Do you know what airplane you are on?** “Hold on…I’m communing with the spirits of Orville and Wilbur Wright…Yes, it’s becoming clear…This is a Boeing, a Boeing 767: A 767-300ER!” “Dude, you just read that off the safety card from the pocket in the back of the seat.” “No, no–it’s _magic!_” ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2021, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/491 "2021-02-28T16:14:51Z")
Talk me into getting an SUV over a minivan So is falling asleep whlie RECIEVING oral really all that bad? _"Cause like a princess she was laying there_ _Moonlight dancing off her hair_ _She woke up and took me by the hand_ _I dozed off in my Chevy van_ _But that’s alright with me_ ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2021, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/492 "2021-03-01T14:38:40Z")
**Men vs women- take NO for a answer?** **Annoying form of argument** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2021, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/493 "2021-03-02T04:06:28Z")
I crap bigger than you (way TMI) Seeking a balanced assessment of my recent behavior All of us office bathroom users wish you’d stop getting the all-you-can-eat buffet at the new Mexican joint. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2021, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/494 "2021-03-02T14:23:27Z")
Clever hacks that you’ve never gotten to work Serving animal dishes with the head attached…ewww…why? Sorry to hear that The Food Channel won’t feature your “Paleo Lamb Chops”. ---
**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2021, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/495 "2021-03-02T17:49:36Z")
**Any fans of the film “That Thing You Do”** **Mistaking the Real Thing for a Parody** Wait, the Beatles weren’t based on the Wonders? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2021, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/496 "2021-03-03T15:15:23Z")
20 Million Year Old Lesbian Tree Found n the dustbin of our cultural history All right, _alright_! I’ll empty the damn thing out, tomorrow. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2021, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/497 "2021-03-04T15:57:16Z")
Does your house have a basement? Use of the term “Witch Hunt” When I go searching for furnace filters down there, it’s more like a “Treasure Hunt”. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2021, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/498 "2021-03-05T15:56:56Z")
Bedbugs - Best Way to Get Rid of Them Questions about using the college 529 plan? It works, but it’s hell trying to improve their SAT scores. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2021, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/499 "2021-03-06T16:06:31Z")
**Men vs women- take NO for a answer? Chivalry isn’t dead…unfortunately** Unfortunately, some men _and_ women won’t take no for an answer when they want you to walk past their unmasked face when they hold the door open for you. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2021, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/500 "2021-03-06T17:39:34Z")
Polygamy advocacy Better PCH Road Trip Option? Maybe. But it’ll be tough squeezing 'em all into a Honda Fit. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906.md?page=24) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906.md?page=26)