# When in discourse of sequential threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 22, 2020, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906 "2020-06-22T17:57:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2020, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/41 "2020-07-18T13:34:12Z")
Non-political Trump question What are you going to do in your last week on earth? C’mon, it’s way too early to get depressed about the election. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2020, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/42 "2020-07-18T23:55:09Z")
What inexplicable things does your cat do? Free dive to bottom of Mariana Trench, yes or no? A few times, yes. But he stopped when he found out there were no tuna down there. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2020, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/43 "2020-07-19T13:51:15Z")
Little dirty tricks Looking To Buy My First Telescope They’re so little I have to buy a telescope to see them. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2020, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/44 "2020-07-19T23:04:50Z")
Should I/How do I report suspected food poisoning to the CDC Is V-8 Enough Yeah, it’s a weird orange-red color and it’s fulla vegetables fer chrissake. Gotta be poisonous. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2020, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/45 "2020-07-20T17:10:02Z")
What can you say to a non-white person who hates BLM so much Flies! Friggin’ flies! Yeah, just change the subject gracefully. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2020, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/46 "2020-07-20T18:23:33Z")
Today in nature I saw Kleenex boxes - Am I nuts or is this normal? It’s nuts to consider them natural, but not nuts to see them occasionally. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2020, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/47 "2020-07-20T22:29:45Z")
Most intelligent marsupial Why did Communists carry cards? They fit nicely into little Commie pouches.\* \*although opossums generally aren’t into collective action. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2020, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/48 "2020-07-20T23:20:50Z")
What is the worst or most condescending advice you have been given? M-O-O-N that spells MMP That manages to be both, as well as not a little bizarre. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2020, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/49 "2020-07-21T01:11:01Z")
**Is it illegal to have a clothed erection in public?** **Musicians inappropriately “getting into the music** Doesn’t get much more inappropriate than that. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2020, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/50 "2020-07-21T01:29:14Z")
Heh. “Getting into the music” indeed. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2020, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/51 "2020-07-21T01:30:33Z")
**What can you say to a non-white person who hates BLM so much** **Which US Presidents need a definitive book written about them?** Changing the topic of conversation is often effective. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2020, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/52 "2020-07-21T11:36:03Z")
Dear Scientists, After you create the COVID vaccine, would you please invent Kleenex boxes - Am I nuts or is this normal? You’re nuts. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2020, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/53 "2020-07-21T13:09:23Z")
Oh, the scourge, the heartbreak and embarrassment. And the pain, yes PAIN I’m in love with a vacuum cleaner It’s heartbreaking to know they’ll never love you back, and pretty painful if you attempt certain acts on certain models. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2020, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/54 "2020-07-21T15:28:23Z")
Today in nature I saw Oh, the scourge, the heartbreak and embarrassment. And the pain, yes PAIN Man up, it’s just a friggin’ mosquito bite. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2020, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/55 "2020-07-22T16:09:38Z")
**Enalzi is no more. Hail Bort!** **Thoughts on an Epstien like operation** **Weirdest names you’ve ever heard** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2020, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/56 "2020-07-23T13:16:37Z")
Weirdest names you’ve ever heard Are you ethnic? Cause ethnic people have weird names amirite? ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2020, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/57 "2020-07-23T13:22:53Z")
**I’ve never figured out** **If the World Was Going to End in Six Months** Yeah, it probably is. (A pandemic! _Murder hornets!_ And there’s a comet.) ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2020, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/58 "2020-07-23T14:43:28Z")
I had a burger, fries, and a cold draft beer at a bar I got hired by the Census! Yeah, it’s hard to find good help these days. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2020, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/59 "2020-07-23T15:04:30Z")
If the World Was Going to End in Six Months Grocery Coupons: Worth it or not worth it? I could die happy, if I knew I’d gotten 50 cents off on an 8-pack of toilet paper. ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2020, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/60 "2020-07-23T19:28:02Z")
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