# When in discourse of sequential threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 22, 2020, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906 "2020-06-22T17:57:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 33
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2021, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/642 "2021-05-29T21:17:39Z")
**Why are you always late?** **Your geographical misconceptions** See, boss, I keep thinking the office is _east_ of where I live, when in reality it’s actually _ **west** _ of my house. ---
**Author:** ![PatrickLondon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/patricklondon/32/4422_2.png) [@PatrickLondon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PatrickLondon)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2021, 10:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/643 "2021-05-30T10:58:30Z")
**Why are you always late? Fridge Problems** Such a pain, deciding what to have for breakfast ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2021, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/644 "2021-05-30T15:37:46Z")
Help dealing with decomposition Clever hacks that you’ve never gotten to work Take my word for it, Himalayan sea salt and garlic merely postpone the inevitable. 😖 ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2021, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/645 "2021-06-01T06:23:14Z")
**Hey-I’m Alive** **Giving to beggars** Good point! I stopped giving to dead beggars years ago. **Why are you always late?** **Shooting in Fairfield Township** That would do it. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2021, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/646 "2021-06-01T11:37:28Z")
**What’s the deal with state flags? I love this British shit and I move move to England!** I feel that strongly about American state flags. I’m _definitely_ not move moving to Wales! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2021, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/647 "2021-06-01T12:04:45Z")
**Why are you always late?** **Man found dead inside a dinosaur statue** **Hey-I’m Alive** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2021, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/648 "2021-06-01T14:19:02Z")
Why are you always late? Pet pictures! Sorry boss, but once I start looking at cute pet photos on Facebook it’s hard to tear myself away. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2021, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/649 "2021-06-01T14:53:54Z")
Michigan driving law question How to pronounce brotchán foltchep (oatmeal leek soup) Better be prepared when the state trooper stops you for DUI and asks you to pronounce brotchán foltchep while standing on one leg. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2021, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/650 "2021-06-01T21:49:44Z")
From the Dept. of Low Expectations: The Great Ongoing General Aviation Thread Hey-I’m alive ---
**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2021, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/651 "2021-06-02T00:56:56Z")
**Man found dead inside a dinosaur statue** **Hey-I’m Alive** Oh, I can’t take him like that. It’s against regulations. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2021, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/652 "2021-06-02T12:05:10Z")
Look four entries up in this thread ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2021, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/653 "2021-06-02T16:39:35Z")
What is the most masculine idea of all-time? Things you’ve been surprised you’ve had to explain at work Cow-orkers don’t understand my penchant for tight pants with codpieces. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2021, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/654 "2021-06-03T16:37:57Z")
I’m looking for a good walking shoe Help dealing with decomposition If you’re a zombie, stay away from Skechers. You’ll ooze right out of 'em. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2021, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/655 "2021-06-04T12:35:36Z")
Should I cut off Kohl’s paper tag off this Vera Wang towel? What is the most masculine idea of all-time? That probably isn’t it. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2021, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/656 "2021-06-04T14:32:47Z")
**Hey, Cowboy! How’s it hangin’?** **Amputation** ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2021, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/657 "2021-06-04T15:58:55Z")
**Hey, Cowboy! How’s it hangin’?** **Is that a dong on a drone?** It’s the 10-gallon hat and the six-shooter that give it away. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2021, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/658 "2021-06-05T16:12:32Z")
**Why is human excrement ickier than animal excrement What’s the difference? cable, flex, lead** Flexible excrement is ickier than cable, but I’m not sure why humans’ are worse. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2021, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/659 "2021-06-05T16:13:21Z")
What is the terminal velocity of a sperm whale? Do real estate agents in weathy areas earn way more than in midde-class or poor areas? It’ s a lot easier to sell waterfront property and get a big commission if the neighborhood is zoned to keep out speeding sperm whales. ---
**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2021, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/660 "2021-06-06T01:05:15Z")
**What 1990s alternative rock bands do you think have stood the test of time** **Hot Sauce Bottle Aperture** I saw them when they opened for String Cheese Incident. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2021, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/661 "2021-06-06T13:56:38Z")
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