# When in discourse of sequential threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 22, 2020, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906 "2020-06-22T17:57:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 34

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2021, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/662 "2021-06-07T13:03:04Z")

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What is the most entertaining movie you’ve ever seen?  
The drum fill

The tension just keeps building and building…

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**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2021, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/663 "2021-06-07T14:19:46Z")

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**Can anyone identify this weed?**  
**Why are you always late**?  
First things first!

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2021, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/664 "2021-06-07T19:25:02Z")

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**Online dating during quarantine!**  
**I’m Here! Are you?**

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2021, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/665 "2021-06-07T20:43:28Z")

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What if Bruce Banner Got Really Fat?  
Who should be the next host of “Jeopardy!”?

Bruce is fine! He just needs to stand well off to the side of the board. “Let’s see, I’ll take…whatever that row is…for…wait…$100? Damn…”

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2021, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/666 "2021-06-07T22:50:32Z")

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Today in nature I saw  
Entirely Benign, Appropriate Things That Make You Seethe

_I see trees of green_  
_Red roses too_  
_I see them bloom_  
_For me and you_  
_And I think to myself_  
_How fucked up is THAT??_

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2021, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/667 "2021-06-08T00:52:35Z")

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**What is the most entertaining movie you’ve ever seen?**  
**Making Japanese Fish Dishes At Home**

The eel scene had me on the edge of my seat!

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2021, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/668 "2021-06-08T02:31:53Z")

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**I’m Here! Are you?**  
**Why are you always late?**

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**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2021, 9:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/669 "2021-06-08T09:26:02Z")

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**Getting to first base in other cultures**  
**How powerful is the Chinese military?**  
They may or may not be able to cross the Taiwan Strait, but this seems manageable.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2021, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/670 "2021-06-09T12:23:52Z")

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Would you rather have telepathy or precognition?  
Amazon wanting me to answer customers questions

I was wondering…hey, thanks!

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2021, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/671 "2021-06-10T12:27:23Z")

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You’re a time traveler to the late 1800s. What do you do for money?  
I’m looking for a good walking shoe.

“You talk mighty funny, stranger. Do you also want a belt that will keep your pants up?”

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2021, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/672 "2021-06-11T13:59:51Z")

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My Two Urologists’ Very Different Approaches  
Are bidets really better than toilet paper?

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2021, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/673 "2021-06-11T20:51:21Z")

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**Prince Philip has died**  
**Fighting Crime**

Go down swinging

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**Author:** ![glowacks](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/glowacks/32/5548_2.png) [@glowacks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glowacks)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2021, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/674 "2021-06-11T23:23:42Z")

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**A Modest Proposal for the Straight Dope**  
**Food Feast**

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**Author:** ![OttoDaFe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ottodafe/32/356_2.png) [@OttoDaFe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OttoDaFe)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2021, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/675 "2021-06-13T22:37:30Z")

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**The Bus Is Powered By?  
Darryl the 27 year old zombie goldfish**

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2021, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/676 "2021-06-14T11:51:54Z")

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**Things you’ve been surprised you’ve had to explain at work**

**Up to 20 lbs of poop!**

**Electric Scooters for Adults?**

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**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2021, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/677 "2021-06-14T15:55:41Z")

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**Products you had low expectations for but then fell in love with**  
**Up to 20 lbs of poop!**

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2021, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/678 "2021-06-14T18:37:27Z")

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Today in nature I saw  
Hey Bad Bad Bad Lady!

If she isn’t raiding the garbage cans, she’s pooping on the lawn. 🤬

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2021, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/679 "2021-06-16T00:47:53Z")

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**Trying to put some weight on my old doggie**  
**Significant Others and Extreme Attractiveness**

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2021, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/680 "2021-06-16T12:51:47Z")

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**Darryl the 27 year old zombie goldfish**  
**Man’s Best Friend**

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2021, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/681 "2021-06-16T13:15:03Z")

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Significant Others and Extreme Attractiveness  
Let’s talk about cruiselines

Stay loyal, and avoid the temptation of ogling the hot 80-year-olds on the sun deck.

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