# When in discourse of sequential threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 22, 2020, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906 "2020-06-22T17:57:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2020, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/61 "2020-07-23T19:42:32Z")

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**What do you put salt/pepper on that most people do not?**  
**Perry Mason on HBO**

Perhaps a little Lawry’s instead?

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2020, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/62 "2020-07-23T23:19:56Z")

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Why are conservatives obsessed with same sex marriage?  
My cousin has a new pancreas!

Sssh! The Bible doesn’t endorse that either. ☹

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2020, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/63 "2020-07-24T02:52:01Z")

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Is it illegal to have a clothed erection in public?  
Did any Nazis publicly demonstrate remorse?

We’ve had quite enough “public demonstrations” out of you, Horst.

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2020, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/64 "2020-07-24T07:05:50Z")

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My cousin has a new pancreas!  
Bought a new House, Sellers Left Me Food  
Because my cousin puts offal things in his mouth.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2020, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/65 "2020-07-25T12:23:18Z")

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Most intelligent marsupial  
White House says you can’t speak to congress. What if you do?

I once saw kangaroos performing charades in front of the House Ways and Means Committee. The joint was jumpin’ that day.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2020, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/66 "2020-07-25T13:45:28Z")

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> [@Jackmannii](#):
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> Most intelligent marsupial  
> White House says you can’t speak to congress. What if you do?

The White House will sue you in kangaroo court.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2020, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/67 "2020-07-25T22:15:25Z")

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How Much Trouble is it to Raise Chickens?  
Were retalitory raids against the Vikings ever seriously considered (or carried out)

“Ma, there’s Vikings in the chicken coop again!” “Git 'em! Git 'em!”

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2020, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/68 "2020-07-26T02:05:01Z")

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**Are Aliens Visiting Earth?**  
**Are you ethnic?**

Nope, I’m a White Alien-Saxon Protestant

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2020, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/69 "2020-07-26T02:11:14Z")

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**I’ve never figured out**  
**If the World Was Going to End in Six Months**

.  
Does it really matter?

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2020, 11:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/70 "2020-07-26T11:27:14Z")

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**Tell us an interesting random fact you stumbled across**  
**Spiders are insects**

For a very loose definition of “fact”.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2020, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/71 "2020-07-26T14:21:05Z")

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My cousin has a new pancreas!  
So, I’m having a procedure done in October

“I’ll see that pancreas, and raise you a liver.”

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2020, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/72 "2020-07-26T16:20:50Z")

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What to charge for land rent for a 4 day ‘festival’  
Are you ethnic?

…cause if so, you might want to charge more if the attendees will harass you, or less if you think they’ll complain about your ‘ethnic’ food.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2020, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/73 "2020-07-26T20:49:17Z")

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Headon Collision in the Great Lakes  
So, Uh, What do you do with an upside down elephant?

You’re going to need a bigger tow truck.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2020, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/74 "2020-07-26T20:54:56Z")

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What technologies will be game changers?  
Fucking maskholes

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2020, 11:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/75 "2020-07-27T11:06:19Z")

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Weirdest names you’ve ever heard  
Comet Neowise (C/2020 F3): Anyone else seeing it?

Comet Neowise Smith was weird enough!

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2020, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/76 "2020-07-27T12:23:07Z")

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Of course, it’ll lose value the moment it’s opened  
I just want to practice my aiming

Too late, that Les Baer .45 is now worthless. I’ll give you a quarter for it though.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2020, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/77 "2020-07-28T03:56:51Z")

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What technologies will be game changers?  
The Empire of Medieval Pursuits?

Yes, the arquebus and trebuchet will revolutionize modern warfare. Better re-arm before Putin does.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2020, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/78 "2020-07-28T12:28:17Z")

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I’ve never figured out  
Are you ethnic?

The yarmulke and kilt should’ve been a dead giveaway.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2020, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/79 "2020-07-28T12:41:53Z")

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Why do people shit on service workers?  
National Shortage of Coins?!

I used to give them my spare change, but now I only have one choice left.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2020, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/80 "2020-07-28T12:57:40Z")

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Alaska: how far north can I drive?  
Colonoscopy how often?

At least every 200 miles. Fortunately there are colonoscopy stations at all the Alcan Highway rest areas.

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