# When in discourse of sequential threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 22, 2020, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906 "2020-06-22T17:57:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 41
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2021, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/802 "2021-08-02T12:16:22Z")
**Catholic Bishops can suck my ass** **So it’s not just the Catholics** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2021, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/803 "2021-08-02T23:03:30Z")
Confronting elderly parents about childhood trauma Guns that look like toys “Oh, how cute, Willie. I didn’t know you still had that LEGO gun we gave you for your seventh birthday. But why the strange smile?” ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2021, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/804 "2021-08-04T17:14:08Z")
**What do middle-class and up people do at parties when they’re over 30?** **More Jokes** ---
**Author:** ![PatrickLondon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/patricklondon/32/4422_2.png) [@PatrickLondon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PatrickLondon)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2021, 9:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/805 "2021-08-05T09:26:33Z")
**A bit of ersatz therapy OMG, OMG, OMG! I picked Clarence, the ‘possum, up and gave him the full benefit of this Mothers-love. I may have hugged and kissed him. I know I tickled his soft belly** Well, if it works… ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2021, 11:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/806 "2021-08-05T11:21:45Z")
**Things You Shouldn’t Need To Tell People** **Stupid or stipled** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2021, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/807 "2021-08-05T12:31:30Z")
**Give unreliable travel advice Beirut explosion** It’s the name of their soccer team. Be sure to ask for tickets when you’re there. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2021, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/808 "2021-08-05T20:27:01Z")
Petty things you’d change if you were God The Great Summer 2021 Doper Postcard Exchange! I’d turn it over to Satan. Imagine the fun of exchanging postcards with denizens of Hell, like Count Leopold Anton Johann Sigismund Josef Korsinus Ferdinand Graf Berchtold von und zu Ungarschitz, Frättling und Püllütz, and Bernie Madoff. Give unreliable travel advice Yet another reason to visit London Come for the skiing, stay for the jellied eels and marmite. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2021, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/809 "2021-08-07T00:26:19Z")
Songs you didn’t realize were covers Wow, that’s a great cover of that song ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2021, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/810 "2021-08-07T21:52:32Z")
I Came Home From the Hospital Yesterday How do you identify, gender-wise? And if anything has changed, would you still recommend them for arthroscopic knee surgery? ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2021, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/811 "2021-08-07T22:02:12Z")
**What do middle-class and up people do at parties when they’re over 30?** **“Post Jokes From All Over The World” [Not US & England]** It’s like open mic night at a comedy club. . . for OLD people! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2021, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/812 "2021-08-09T13:30:05Z")
Why were Italians discriminated against so harshly in the early twentieth century? Columbus in 1492 Yeah, lots of people were still pissed off about that crap he pulled on Hispaniola. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2021, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/813 "2021-08-09T15:41:44Z")
**Job title: “Innovation Director”** **Youngest Doper in 2021** Better than the traditional title of “Newbie.” ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2021, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/814 "2021-08-11T14:49:41Z")
What are you a collector of - intentionally or not Someday I’m going to inherit a hoarder’s house ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2021, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/815 "2021-08-14T14:12:18Z")
The World Is On Fire and In Extreme Drought: When And Where WIll The Future Water Wars Be Fought? We’re all in the mood for a melody Rob Zombie’s cover of “Have You Never Been Mellow” would hit the spot. ---
**Author:** ![Thing.Fish](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thing.fish/32/9168_2.png) [@Thing.Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thing.Fish)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2021, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/816 "2021-08-17T01:51:46Z")
**Rolling Stones Announce 2021 Tour** **Where does your “willing suspension of disbelief” stop?** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2021, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/817 "2021-08-17T20:20:11Z")
Farting while working out Current Outlets for Informal Writing Now that you’ve burned Panera _and_ Starbucks, it might be time to bite the bullet and head over to Chuck E. Cheese, where the noise level should cover your…hobby. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2021, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/818 "2021-08-18T14:44:38Z")
Please share your life threatening experiences I’m calling about your Car warranty It’d be a shame if something happened to your car…while you were in it. 😈 ---
**Author:** ![PatrickLondon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/patricklondon/32/4422_2.png) [@PatrickLondon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PatrickLondon)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2021, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/819 "2021-08-18T17:39:05Z")
**What unusual state symbol does your state have? Droppings!** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2021, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/820 "2021-08-18T20:04:51Z")
Examples of well-planned military withdrawals? Afghanistan Today ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2021, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/821 "2021-08-18T22:08:29Z")
I Came Home From the Hospital Yesterday Well, it looks like it’s time for me to go back to working in the office We’ll expect you at 8 a.m. on the dot. Don’t forget to bring a covered dish, it’s Potluck Thursday. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906.md?page=40) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906.md?page=42)